+Doomstick he/him Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 Granted, @the Nightwatcher, you are called. your bane is that your left shoe is always wet I wish that people would remember that the nightwatcher does not twist the words of the boon, but grants it as desired and applies a random bane, generally unrelated to the boon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 Granted... Starting at the post after this one. I wish that it was summer break. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 10 hours ago, Doomstick said: Granted, @the Nightwatcher, you are called. your bane is that your left shoe is always wet I wish that people would remember that the nightwatcher does not twist the words of the boon, but grants it as desired and applies a random bane, generally unrelated to the boon. Bruh, so much yes on this. I've always been a little bit bothered that the Nightwatcher in this thread is basically a stereotypical genie. 49 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: Granted... Starting at the post after this one. I wish that it was summer break. Granted! Your bane is that you now have an insatiable desire to work, be working, be accomplishing things, and/or sweating, and will have one for the rest of your life. My wish is for communism to completely disappear from everyone's minds and the general realm of human thought forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 Granted, it's replaced with Socialism I wish for a perfect score in Rifle Team 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden he/him Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 Granted But unfortunately you are plagued by hunger pains for the rest of the day I wish for a 100% on my history test 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 Granted. Your bane is that you lose your arms. I wish for the ability to healthily eat whatever I want 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted May 22, 2021 Report Share Posted May 22, 2021 Granted! Now, every job you get will pay you minimum wage and nothing more. I wish to be able to read comprehensively ten times faster than I can now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Procrastination she/her Posted May 22, 2021 Report Share Posted May 22, 2021 Granted! But you can only read one book for the rest of your life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 9 hours ago, rosharian_cat said: Granted! But you can only read one book for the rest of your life. what do you wish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 On 5/22/2021 at 7:04 PM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: what do you wish? Since it's been awhile, I'll wish for @rosharian_cat. They wish for World peace, somehow involving cats. Granted! The peace train that Cat Stevens sung about in the 70's, is in fact a real thing. It's an intergalactic space train staffed by hyper intelligent kittens who are all dressed in super adorable conductor caps, button down vests, and pen striped trousers. The earth is visited by this train, and humanity, upon seeing the cute antics of the train kitties, is forever changed. Seared forever from the collective pysche are the instinct for cruelty, the drive for revenge, and the fanning of passions from the sparks of petty jealousies. Instead, people the world over are rendered docile and content, and spend their lives making the world a heaven on earth for cats, kittens and their fellow man. Your bane is that you have two peg legs, but they are spring mounted pogo sticks, so once you get the hang of using them you excel at basketball. I wish I could make a moment stretch into a near eternity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 12 minutes ago, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Since it's been awhile, I'll wish for @rosharian_cat. They wish for World peace, somehow involving cats. Granted! The peace train that Cat Stevens sung about in the 70's, is in fact a real thing. It's an intergalactic space train staffed by hyper intelligent kittens who are all dressed in super adorable conductor caps, button down vests, and pen striped trousers. The earth is visited by this train, and humanity, upon seeing the cute antics of the train kitties, is forever changed. Seared forever from the collective pysche are the instinct for cruelty, the drive for revenge, and the fanning of passions from the sparks of petty jealousies. Instead, people the world over are rendered docile and content, and spend their lives making the world a heaven on earth for cats, kittens and their fellow man. Your bane is that you have two peg legs, but they are spring mounted pogo sticks, so once you get the hang of using them you excel at basketball. I wish I could make a moment stretch into a near eternity. your boon is that the moment will in the seventies. I wish I could own all books 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 Granted! You are now missing your cartilage in your right elbow. I wish for @Thaidakar the Ghostblood's elbow-cartilage on my desk as a memento of this occasion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 Granted, but it comes attached to the main body. Now you have a corpse on your desk. I wish my stomach would stop hurting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 Granted, but your head starts hurting instead. I wish my Sisters would stop bugging me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 *snaps fingers* lol what sisters? I wish to be an Electrum Compounder (will settle for Ferring if you go easy on the Bane) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, The Technovore said: *snaps fingers* lol what sisters? I wish to be an Electrum Compounder (will settle for Ferring if you go easy on the Bane) granted, as a Ferring, but you will only be able to think clearly two times a week. I wish to have a million dollars. Edited June 7, 2021 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden he/him Posted June 8, 2021 Report Share Posted June 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: I wish to have a million dollars Granted, but you now see everything upside down I wish for good grades on my Finals 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted June 8, 2021 Report Share Posted June 8, 2021 Granted, but you now have several thumbs sprouting from various places on your body, all easily concealable, but incredibly obvious should you ever wear knee-length shorts or tanktops. You cannot feel them, yet they move on their own, constantly twitching with a malevolent zeal... I wish for lucid dreams every night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted June 8, 2021 Report Share Posted June 8, 2021 Granted, but they're all nightmares. I wish for my arm to stop being sore (i got my 2nd covid shot) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 8, 2021 Report Share Posted June 8, 2021 granted but your head starts aching. I wish for super speed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted June 9, 2021 Report Share Posted June 9, 2021 14 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Granted, but they're all nightmares. I wish for my arm to stop being sore (i got my 2nd covid shot) Jokes on you, that's exactly what I wanted you to say. Time to go monster hunting @Thaidakar the Ghostblood Granted, you are now an F-steel compounder. You are now also violently allergic to every food allergy. I wish for time stopping powers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted June 9, 2021 Report Share Posted June 9, 2021 Granted, but it affects you and no one else I wish for less ELA homework. I have so much it's insane 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 9, 2021 Report Share Posted June 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Granted, but it affects you and no one else I wish for less ELA homework. I have so much it's insane granted but you get more history homework for the entire summer. I wish for more follows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 Granted, but you get so many your account crashes. I wish for more sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading he/him Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 Granted. You are now sleeping beauty. I wish for no bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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