Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Gak he/him]

granted, your bane is that your new older brother has better chocolate that they are literally incapable of sharing

i wish for really really good chocolate.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. Your younger siblings hide it from you.

I wish for some amazing white chocolate.

[NameIess]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

I wish for some amazing white chocolate.

Granted. It is so amazing, that your siblings eat it all.

I wish for awesomeness.

[Condensation she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Unnamable said:

Granted. It is so amazing, that your siblings eat it all.

I wish for awesomeness.

Granted. It doesn't do you any good.

I wish my cat wouldn't sleep on my keyboard.

[Shob the Voidbringer]

granted, they jump onto your head and refuse to get off

i wish for delicious chocolate that no-one steals 

[Condensation she/her]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Squid said:

granted, they jump onto your head and refuse to get off

i wish for delicious chocolate that no-one steals 

That's all right with me.

Granted. Your fingers are constantly shrivelled as if you've been swimming for hours on end.

I wish for another cat.

[Gak he/him]

granted, but it likes to sit on your keyboard

i wish for a banana for scale Meme

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Gak said:

i wish for a banana for scale Meme

Granted. The Nightwatcher has no idea what a meme is, so you get a banana to scale with your (new) intelligence. It's really small.

 

I wish my mom wasn't allergic to cats.

[Hoidlovesbacon]

On 12/18/2020 at 4:03 PM, Nameless said:

Granted. The Nightwatcher has no idea what a meme is, so you get a banana to scale with your (new) intelligence. It's really small.

 

I wish my mom wasn't allergic to cats.

Granted, your mom is now allergic to everything but cats.

I wish Brandon Sanderson could write 10 times quicker while maintaining his current quality and skill.

[Narcoleptic Axolotl he/him]

12 hours ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

Granted, your mom is now allergic to everything but cats.

I wish Brandon Sanderson could write 10 times quicker while maintaining his current quality and skill.

Granted, but he also ages 10 times faster. He chooses to retire early and spend the rest of his days with his family, leaving the rest of his books unfinished.

I wish for cleverness; the ability to say and do the right things at the right time.

[Hoidlovesbacon]

12 hours ago, Narcoleptic Axolotl said:

Granted, but he also ages 10 times faster. He chooses to retire early and spend the rest of his days with his family, leaving the rest of his books unfinished.

I wish for cleverness; the ability to say and do the right things at the right time.

Granted, but you are trapped in a coma forever and have no opportunity to be clever.

I wish to have all of Hoid’s abilities

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

15 minutes ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

Granted, but you are trapped in a coma forever and have no opportunity to be clever.

I wish to have all of Hoid’s abilities

Granted, you also get all of his weaknesses and none of his knowledge.

I wish to not hurt after pre-season exercise today.

[Hoidlovesbacon]

5 minutes ago, Somebody from Sel said:

Granted, you also get all of his weaknesses and none of his knowledge.

I wish to not hurt after pre-season exercise  today.

Granted, you will hurt before and during pre-season exercise today

I wish to know all the oaths for every order of radiant

Edited December 21, 2020 by Hoidlovesbacon

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

1 minute ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

Granted, you will hurt before and during pre-season exercise today

I wish to know all the oaths for every order of radiant

Granted, you forgot them the moment you read this.

I wish for infinite KNOLEEEEEEDGE!!!!!!!

[Hoidlovesbacon]

10 minutes ago, Somebody from Sel said:

Granted, you forgot them the moment you read this.

I wish for infinite KNOLEEEEEEDGE!!!!!!!

Granted, you get a little plaque that says “infinite KNOLEEEEEEDGE!!!!!!!” on it.

I wish to become the vessel of Adonalsium and be invulnerable to anything.

Edited December 21, 2020 by Hoidlovesbacon

[NameIess]

7 minutes ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

I wish to become the vessel of Adonalsium and be invulnerable to anything that has anything to do with (wait how do you do the spoilers?)

Granted. You can do nothing with your power. (Click the little eye on the top bar. No idea if you're on mobile.)

 

I wish for everything.

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Granted. You can do nothing with your power. (Click the little eye on the top bar. No idea if you're on mobile)

It's the same.

[dannnex male]

On 12/21/2020 at 4:42 PM, Nameless said:

I wish for everything.

Granted.

Your bane is everything. 
 

I wish for nothing. 

[NameIess]

7 hours ago, Dannex said:

I wish for nothing. 

Granted. Here is a ball of nothing. It will slowly grow.

 

I wish for all knowledge.

[Honorless he/him]

On 12/24/2020 at 9:23 PM, Nameless said:

I wish for all knowledge.

 

I wish for a library filled with books of all knowledge

[Knight of Iron she/they]

19 minutes ago, Honorless said:

I wish for a library filled with books of all knowledge

You receive the library filled with books of all knowledge, yet they are in a foreign language.

i wish for a nice doggy

[Wyndleblade she/her]

You are granted a very nice doggy except it always has wet fur full of seeds that are hard and sharp. It also seems extremely sad all the time.

 

I wish for a pet mini dragon

[Arith Matic he/him]

Your wish has been granted.

Your pet dragon is an old, wise beast.  Although short in stature, it has weathered the countless (well technically you can count them but that's less poetic) eons of the universe's existence, and perhaps even more than that.  The dragon has seven heads, and six eyes on each head.  Its mouths whisper secrets that were never meant to be uttered, never meant to be heard again.  This demonic beast comes yet closer to you.  Being your pet, it would never harm you, at least, on purpose.  The dragon reads your thoughts, senses your confusion, your horror, your grief, and your fear.  But most of all, the unholy beast senses your unbridled curiosity.  About it, and the universe.  As it comes yet closer again, it whispers something into your ear.  One single phrase.  You recoil in horror, disgust, anger, and joy at the same time.  Your unholy demon-dragon has told you the final secret the universe holds.  Your life has been fulfilled.  You know all, or at least enough.  Knowing this, the sheer power of this final secret whispered to you causes your heart to stop, and your brain to drift into a coma.  As you take your last breath, you ruminate on those three simple words the dragon-beast uttered: 'McRib is back'.

I wish for a gaming chair that is cool and not lame

[Lecky Twig she/her]

1 hour ago, Arith Matic said:

I wish for a gaming chair that is cool and not lame

Granted, while your gaming chair is not lame, it gets increasingly cooler as you sit in it. Try not to freeze to death . 

I wish to be able to afford all the books on my TBR list. 

Edited December 28, 2020 by Lecky Twig
Fixed typo

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted, now you afford them! You don't care where the money came from, right? If the police comes asking about a bank in Switzerland just pretend you don't know me and good luck. 

I wish for all the muffins.