NameIess Posted November 22, 2020 Posted November 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Rosharan A.C. said: You are granted the ability to make uncanny pieces of death pottery. Your bane is that they always leak. That didn't rhyme!
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted November 22, 2020 Posted November 22, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Nameless said: That didn't rhyme! Ah! Dangit! I’ll fix that. Edited November 22, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.
Eluvianii he/him Posted November 22, 2020 Posted November 22, 2020 46 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said: I wish that I had a mini-fridge You get the most luxurious and biggest mini-fridge (what?) on the face of Earth. But you won't ever get a drink again. I wish for a chicken.
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted November 22, 2020 Posted November 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Eluvianii said: You get the most luxurious and biggest mini-fridge (what?) on the face of Earth. But you won't ever get a drink again. I wish for a chicken. You get the bread from a chicken nugget, nothing else. I wish for the shard to be active at all times
Gak he/him Posted November 23, 2020 Posted November 23, 2020 granted, but you need to pay 5 dollars a month to use the shard i wish for the person who chooses my bane to also pick my wish
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted November 23, 2020 Posted November 23, 2020 3 hours ago, gak said: granted, but you need to pay 5 dollars a month to use the shard i wish for the person who chooses my bane to also pick my wish Granted You wish for the person who give you your bane to pick your wish. You’re bane is that your autocorrect doesn’t work and you’re suddenly dyslexic. I wish for the ability to read emotions. Like reading minds, but a person’s emotions instead.
Eluvianii he/him Posted November 23, 2020 Posted November 23, 2020 Granted. You can now know exactly what a person is feeling just by looking at them. It's not only basic stuff obviously, the array of emotions is so complex you could almost extrapolate thoughts from it. Whenever you see a person or enter a conversation you instantly know how you should speak to them to keep the mood or to make them feel better if necessary. You are also now devoid of any simpathy for any human being so you only use this power to make people miserable and for them to hate you. I wish for the ability to stop time two hours a day affecting everyone except me, so that I have two extra hours to do stuff.
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted November 24, 2020 Posted November 24, 2020 8 hours ago, Eluvianii said: Granted. You can now know exactly what a person is feeling just by looking at them. It's not only basic stuff obviously, the array of emotions is so complex you could almost extrapolate thoughts from it. Whenever you see a person or enter a conversation you instantly know how you should speak to them to keep the mood or to make them feel better if necessary. You are also now devoid of any simpathy for any human being so you only use this power to make people miserable and for them to hate you. I wish for the ability to stop time two hours a day affecting everyone except me, so that I have two extra hours to do stuff. It stops time for everyone but you except you are frozen I wish to be able to vacuum, mop and do the shard at the same time.
Gak he/him Posted November 24, 2020 Posted November 24, 2020 grantid, boot yoor neext too poasts meed toe bee misspelled ike dis won i wish for my bane to contain the letter z used properly 5 times.
Chasmgoat he/him Posted November 24, 2020 Posted November 24, 2020 15 minutes ago, gak said: grantid, boot yoor neext too poasts meed toe bee misspelled ike dis won i wish for my bane to contain the letter z used properly 5 times. granted, but zealous fez-wearing zebras will try to zap you using panzers. I wish for a steak.
Gak he/him Posted November 24, 2020 Posted November 24, 2020 granted, but you realize it was a mistake , (sorry, couldn't resist) i wish to be an oculator
NameIess Posted November 25, 2020 Posted November 25, 2020 9 hours ago, gak said: i wish to be an oculator Granted, you turn into a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zographus_oculator. Your bane is that your house burns down. I wish to be invincible.
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted November 25, 2020 Posted November 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Nameless said: Granted, you turn into a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zographus_oculator. Your bane is that your house burns down. I wish to be invincible. Granted you are now invisible. Oh wait that's not what you asked for? Sorry no refunds. I wish to go to bed
Gak he/him Posted November 25, 2020 Posted November 25, 2020 granted, but your bed explodes if you sleep in. i wish to always feel and be well rested no matter how little sleep i get.
Honorless he/him Posted December 4, 2020 Posted December 4, 2020 On 11/25/2020 at 8:18 PM, gak said: granted, but your bed explodes if you sleep in. i wish to always feel and be well rested no matter how little sleep i get. Granted, you will always be well-rested irrespective of how little sleep you get. Your Bane is that you'll never feel that contented, warm, drowsy feeling again and will in fact feel a compulsion to attack anyone who appears sleepy or is asleep in front of you. I wish for the ability to summon food from any food shows I see on YouTube or TV
Chasmgoat he/him Posted December 4, 2020 Posted December 4, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Honorless said: Granted, you will always be well-rested irrespective of how little sleep you get. Your Bane is that you'll never feel that contented, warm, drowsy feeling again and will in fact feel a compulsion to attack anyone who appears sleepy or is asleep in front of you. I wish for the ability to summon food from any food shows I see on YouTube or TV granted, but you aren't able to watch food shows... I wish for a pancake Edited December 4, 2020 by Chasmgoat
Shard of Reading he/him Posted December 4, 2020 Posted December 4, 2020 Granted. It's the tenth one. I wish for the other 9.
Chasmgoat he/him Posted December 4, 2020 Posted December 4, 2020 Just now, Ookla the Bored said: Granted. It's the tenth one. I wish for the other 9. ... granted, but lift steals them before you get to eat them... I wish for nightblood, but a pencil instead of a sword
Gak he/him Posted December 4, 2020 Posted December 4, 2020 granted, but they destroy paper instead of evil i wish for secret messages hidden in comments like this one
NameIess Posted December 5, 2020 Posted December 5, 2020 8 hours ago, gak said: i wish for secret messages hidden in comments like this one Granted. Your bane is that they will all be very badly hidden. like this one. I wish for UNLIMITED POWAH.
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted December 5, 2020 Posted December 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Ookla the Unnamable said: Granted. Your bane is that they will all be very badly hidden. like this one. I wish for UNLIMITED POWAH. You get unlimited powah, powah doesn't exist, so you get unlimited nothing.
NameIess Posted December 5, 2020 Posted December 5, 2020 15 hours ago, Somebody from Sel said: You get unlimited powah, powah doesn't exist, so you get unlimited nothing. YES! UNLIMITED NOTHING!
Knight of Iron she/they Posted December 9, 2020 Posted December 9, 2020 12 hours ago, Ookla the Shadowed said: I wish for some bacon You get some bacon, but you now cannot eat meat. I wish for two wishes.
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted December 9, 2020 Posted December 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Ookla the Knight said: You get some bacon, but you now cannot eat meat. I wish for two wishes. There are now two Wish in the world. You can buy from two places now. I wish for Shardic Inspiration.
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