Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Scarletfox]

Granted. You're the newest paddle boy.

I wish to be Mistborn.

Edited August 5, 2020 by Scarletfox

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Granted, but you will never know what power you have and how to use it. 
I wish to be able to fly. 

[Scarletfox]

Granted. You can only fly up, never down or to the sides.

I wish to have some hot raspberry tea.

[Mat he/him]

Granted. It is magically enhanced to stay at a temperature of 500 degrees Kelvin and is served in a specialized glass to withstand the heat.

I wish for a peashooter to plant in my garden

[Negative_Null They/Them]

*hands you miniature gun with a confused look*
Zombies come and eat your other plants every night.

I wish that Arizona wouldn't be so hot

[FriarFritz]

Granted. Your ears and nose are flipped upside down.

I wish for all the Sanderswag

[Negative_Null They/Them]

Granted. In Karmicish justice, your right hand is now your left hand and vice versa
 

I want to re experience the ice cream I had last night in its true glory

 

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Granted, but that is the last time you will ever have ice cream. 
I wish to be able to know every bit of knowledge about the Cosmere. 

[Kings_way he/they]

Granted. Your go insane from all the information.

I wish  to bond a Truthwatcher spren and never break my oaths.

[Scarletfox]

Granted. You are required to always carry a shardblade of a dead spren, and suffer the screams eternally.

I wish for a brand new leather-bound copy of every Brandon Sanderson book to put on my bookshelf.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

41 minutes ago, Scarletfox said:

Granted. You are required to always carry a shardblade of a dead spren, and suffer the screams eternally.

I wish for a brand new leather-bound copy of every Brandon Sanderson book to put on my bookshelf.

Granted, but Sharknado occurs, and a shark swallows your bookshelf

I wish for opposable thumbs

[Scarletfox]

Granted. They are located on your head like two little horns.

I wish for a good night’s sleep tonight 

[Honorless he/him]

1 hour ago, Scarletfox said:

I wish for a good night’s sleep tonight 

Granted, you may have a good night's sleep tonight, but not on any other night.

I wish for an unbreakable unstealable umbrella 

[dannnex male]

3 hours ago, Honorless said:

I wish for an unbreakable unstealable umbrella 

Granted, but you are cursed to never be able to use it. Whenever you need to go somewhere outside, it’s sunny, and whenever it’s raining, you are too busy to go outside. 
 

I wish for a giraffe.

[Honorless he/him]

1 hour ago, Danex said:

I wish for a giraffe.

Nightwatcher: granted

Danex:.....

Nightwatcher:......

Danex: well, where is it?

Nightwatcher: *points above Danex's head with her hundred hands*

Danex go cronch

Nightwatcher: they never learn

 

I wish for the ability to shape-shift into deadly animals with my mind intact

[dannnex male]

cronch 

[theTruthshaper]

1 hour ago, Danex said:

Granted, but you are cursed to never be able to use it. Whenever you need to go somewhere outside, it’s sunny, and whenever it’s raining, you are too busy to go outside. 

[Honorless he/him]

Shhhhh! Oh no, what a terrible Bane! How can I ever live with such a burden! Truly, the Nightwatcher is terrible!

[Scarletfox]

5 hours ago, Honorless said:

I wish for the ability to shape-shift into deadly animals with my mind intact

Granted, you can only shape shift into daddy long legs and bacteria without locomotion. The first is deadly to other insects but harmless to humans, and you cannot move as the second.

I wish for a fruit roll up 

[dannnex male]

Granted. Your bane is you owe the Nightwatcher $1.25.

I wish for the person after me to have a bane that is much much worse than their boon. Disproportionately so. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

12 minutes ago, Danex said:

Granted. Your bane is you owe the Nightwatcher $1.25.

I wish for the person after me to have a bane that is much much worse than their boon. Disproportionately so. 

Granted, but your bane is that Truthless is clever enough to think of a way out of it.

I wish for no bane.

[Frustration]

5 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I wish for no bane.

Granted you can never see/hear any person or thing real or fictional that has bane in it's name.

The dark Knight trilogy has been ruined for you.

I wish for bronze Feruchemy.

Edited August 10, 2020 by Frustration

[Negative_Null They/Them]

Granted, but it only works with a very specific alloy that you will likely never find

I wish to escape the clutches of The Game

[Scarletfox]

Granted, but you will never be able to play another game in your entire life.

I wish for a tame ridable horse.

[Frustration]

17 minutes ago, Negative_Null said:

Granted, but it only works with a very specific alloy that you will likely never find

Watch me.

17 minutes ago, Negative_Null said:

I wish to escape the clutches of The Game

Lose recently?

15 minutes ago, Scarletfox said:

I wish for a tame ridable horse.

Granted,  your hair has fallen out and will never grow back.

I wish for a(almost said cookie there but I know better) donut.