People you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley

[+Ark1002]

8 minutes ago, BitBitio said:

THE DA REIGNS SUPREME!

@Archer, I think you might have to kick him out of TUBA (The Underground Bakers Association) He can join TUBA if he wants. The Unknown Black Alley.

[BitBitio he/him]

I never said that TUBA the guild is bad. I just said that the DA reigns supreme, because they have Freeman.

[kenod]

Can you add me to the list @Voidus? You can sign me up as specializing in Kandra research.

[Voidus]

4 minutes ago, kenod said:

Can you add me to the list @Voidus? You can sign me up as specializing in Kandra research.

So shall it be.

[kenod]

Thanks.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

May I be added to the list?

I am working on giving constructs better powers and making better desserts.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Can I be added?

I specialize in creating extremely dangerous explosives and placing them in highly inconvenient locations.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

27 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said:

Can I be added?

I specialize in creating extremely dangerous explosives and placing them in highly inconvenient locations.

Are you a member?

If not, just offer someone a cookie in the intro threads. 

EDIT: The cookie does need to be spiked.

Edited October 24, 2018 by MacThorstenson

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Nah, tis not a member. I just heard people giving away positions, and I thought, 'Gee, I jolly love power!' so I came here.

but if I actually gotta do work...

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Where is the updated List these days? @Voidus, I know you put it somewhere, but there was that period of time when all transcriptions had been corrupted while we were working on that deification project, and I stopped paying attention to anything transcribed.

Edit: Nevermind, found the corresponding coppermind and located both the original and current iterations. Forgot that I was the originator of the list. How time gives the illusion of flight.

Edited October 26, 2018 by Fatebreaker

[I think I am here. he/him]

This sentence is false.

Oof paradox what have I done. You can’t argue with Morgan Freeman.

Edited October 27, 2018 by I think I am here.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Please ignore the maniacal laughter echoing through the Alleys, something delicious is cooking... 

@MacThorstenson, is our citywide broadcasting equipment still functional?

[MacThorstenson he/him]

@Fatebreaker The equipment is still functional, but there was a dimensional rift around the broadcasting hub, causing it to move 1 or 2 dimensions up. We are currently trying to find it.

The Backup broadcasting hub is currently functional, but it doesn't have peanut butter cookies for snacks, so I've been avoiding it.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

That’s fair, I would do the same. See if you can locate the original, I spent good money on those speakers. Try looking round the resonance fields, that’s where it went last time.

We’ll need it functional soon for something Voidus and I are working on.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Will do.

The latest report is saying that they  have landed in the resonance fields, but in the 6th dimension. Not the fourth or the fifth. We are currently moving in to grab them now. They will be back shortly.

EDIT: @Fatebreaker The speakers have been retrieved and are being set up on the roof of the building next to alley 6178.

Edited November 6, 2018 by MacThorstenson

[Fatebreaker he/him]

@MacThorstenson excellent, connect to the citywide system and ensure video capabilities are fully operational. 

Also, I want to commend you on your efficiency. It’s Daring Denizens such as yourself that keep the Alleys running a little more smoothly!

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Thank you.

The citywide system is already, and the hub has been connected.

@Fatebreaker Video capabilities are fully operational, as well as audio. I'm receiving word now that tech has installed a giant holographic projector that will project the image into the sky. Do you also want that in addition to hacking into everyone's personal electronics?

[Fatebreaker he/him]

No, I think the broadcast will be significantly intriguing enough to draw their attention.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Ok. It is ready when you are.

[old man moomba he/him]

Hmm, I have a project that might interest the denizens. It's salsa with tiny spikes that make you like salsa more. It will also be adapted for guacamole, to convert those goons who like guac. 

[+Ark1002]

4 hours ago, Dr. Jacques Rodriguez said:

Hmm, I have a project that might interest the denizens. It's salsa with tiny spikes that make you like salsa more. It will also be adapted for guacamole, to convert those goons who like guac. 

The second option will be fully supported!

[Vargo Seldon he/him]

Hello all.  Anyone got a spare spike for me?  I would love to spike myself.  Or maybe you could just get me a cookie...

[MacThorstenson he/him]

I can support the salsa project.

Kaladin, take a cookie!

[old man moomba he/him]

Great, if you need me, you can find me in Alley 72572.

 

[Silva]

On 11/6/2018 at 9:46 PM, Kaladin78 said:

Hello all.  Anyone got a spare spike for me?  I would love to spike myself.  Or maybe you could just get me a cookie...

Someone must've fed you false information. 

Spikes = bad

You shouldn't want to be spiked. 

No one in their right mind should want to.

Are you? In your right mind? (you never know around here)