MacThorstenson he/him Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Well ya know what? When the dinosaurs can travel in the 25th dimension, its hard to get rid of them. They can dodge through most traps, and these dinosaurs didn't like eating baked goods. So im lucky i got the first few. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 (edited) In light of the influx of new members and the promotion to subforum I thought it pertinent to share some insights and advice for all new and future Denizens. Firstly, nothing I say matters, never take anyone seriously because they might not be real. Not even me, especially me. The null hypothesis of my non-corporeality has yet to be rejected. Secondly, remember that imitation is the greatest form of flattery. All of the other guilds that have and will rise up to oppose, subvert, or otherwise defeat us are actually just fans of our work, subconsciously or otherwise. Don’t be too harsh on them, as they live as the mayfly, with a lot of energy for a short time. Thirdly, remember the age old adage: Snacks sells. Edited September 20, 2018 by Fatebreaker 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson he/him Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 12 minutes ago, Fatebreaker said: In light of the influx of new members and the promotion to subforum I thought it pertinent to share some insights and advice for all new and future Denizens. Firstly, nothing I say matters, never take anyone seriously because they might not be real. Not even me, especially me. The null hypothesis of my non-corporeality has yet to be rejected. Secondly, remember that imitation is the greatest form of flattery. All of the other guilds that have and will rise up to oppose, subvert, or otherwise defeat us are actually just fans of our work, subconsciously or otherwise. Don’t be too harsh on them, as they live as the mayfly, with a lot of energy for a short time. Thirdly, remember he age old adage: Snacks sells. Truly beautiful and amazing words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 (edited) and can cause no end of headaches. Wait, what was I saying? Oh yes, Further words of warning on Sense and Spikeablility: Whenever you have a test subject you are harvesting for a piece of their Spirit Web, remember to grant them some for of healing via hemalurgy. This ensures higher durability for all test subjects, and improves the chances of harvesting multiple times from a single subject. Waste not want not. If you do not understand the MLP fandom, or even dislike it, do not say anything about it. There are too many of them, trust me. Always remember that even Eldritch Abominations had to start somewhere. Don’t let your lack of pseudopods get you down! Similarly, if it exists on any plane, it can be Spiked. However, I highly recommend not trying to Spike pseudotemporal subjects. It can lead to temporal misalignment, which wreaks havoc with your schedule and can cause no end of headaches. Wait, what was I saying? Edited September 20, 2018 by Fatebreaker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 Also remember that fabrication is the greatest form of hattery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson he/him Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Fellow lurkers, I need to make an announcement. Somebody has leaked the contents of alley 168 to the public, and people are finding out about it, under the name of http://www.scp-wiki.net/. Who ever is responsible for this breach of security needs to come to my office so I can spike their spirit web into oblivion find out how much damage was done, and correct it. Don't worry, I'm not mad*, I just need to punish those responsible correct this grievous error before its too late. *DA disclaimer applies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted September 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 6 hours ago, MacThorstenson said: Fellow lurkers, I need to make an announcement. Somebody has leaked the contents of alley 168 to the public, and people are finding out about it, under the name of http://www.scp-wiki.net/. Who ever is responsible for this breach of security needs to come to my office so I can spike their spirit web into oblivion find out how much damage was done, and correct it. Don't worry, I'm not mad*, I just need to punish those responsible correct this grievous error before its too late. *DA disclaimer applies. Well I figured that if we released the contents of our most harmless alley to the public then they might be a bit less suspicious. Sorry guys, I may have dropped the ball on that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson he/him Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 *eyes widen in fear* uh sorry sir, I meant no disrespect, that was totally ok, I’m not mad at all. Nope not me. That was completely ok. *slowly backs away to the door, then sprints out* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted September 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 "Why do people keep doing that?" *Resumes experiment to spike the power of Cthulu into a hamster* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 PR is an important aspect of any organization. This was well done, we should follow it up with a press conference. Does anyone have an update on those Hypnosquids? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson he/him Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 In order to test their ability to survive in the wild, we released about 100 of them. One of which was immediately killed in an unfortunate “accident,” and I couldn’t let its meat rot away, so I made it into calamari. It was delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 I'm sure you meant 'infortunate' And did you notice: 'unfortunate'. hee hee hee... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 So with all the Ghostbloods the beavers are currently spiking and brainwashing inducting, are they going to stay ghostbloods or become actual guild members? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Forgetful Archivist he/him Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 They will stay Ghostbloods, but they will be working more closely with the DA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Alright, and the ones who escaped? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson he/him Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 They will be dealt with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Research subjects are always necessary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrinceDusty he/him Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 2 hours ago, MacThorstenson said: They will be dealt with. *Hastily starts finalizing the details on his new characters* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 We have permission to not become spiked by the Council. You "deal" with us and the deal is off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson he/him Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 10 minutes ago, Ark1002 said: We have permission to not become spiked by the Council. You "deal" with us and the deal is off. Can I receive word from the council myself? The members I negotiated the deal with, because honestly right now this sounds like my little sister telling me that mom wants me off the TV, and when I go up to ask mom, she says that she said nothing of the sort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 I am of the council. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson he/him Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Just now, Ark1002 said: I am of the council. Can you confirm this? Do you have authority to speak for TFA? Hes the one who signed the deal (figuratively). Honeslty I don't really trust yalls, considering that I kinda preformed a forceful take over of the guilds. But do note that I am only referring to those who escape. If you elect to not get spiked, we wont be as harsh. In fact you can still be full members. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 @The Forgetful Archivist, can you confirm my councilship? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrinceDusty he/him Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 (edited) Ark is of the council, Mac. My word may hold less to you than TFA's, but it's still the word of the Ghostblood's Representative to other guilds- such as the DA and yourself. From what I understand from TFA, he didn't agree to any 'forceful takeover.' You can try to 'deal with us' if you want, but we'll treat it no differently than any of the random assassins the Ghostbloods run training against almost constantly. Edited October 17, 2018 by PrinceDusty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson he/him Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Fine, I've decided that I am willing to negotiate. Here is what I am offering. A place in the DA for those who want it and amnesty for those who don't. Those who do come in will not have to be spiked in order to come in. The DA retains the rights to use the name Ghostbloods, and anything else that could reasonably be determined to be Ghostbloods. We also retain the right to the acronym GB, and anything else that could be reasonably constituted as GB. We also get any in RP resources that the GB's have. Essentially, the Ghostbloods become part of the DA. But those who wish to leave the Ghostbloods before it becomes a part of the DA may do so with no negative retaliations from the DA. The main difference is no forced compliance. Might I remind you of the benefits. Mainly whatever powers I can get away with giving yalls without @Archer getting mad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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