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People you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley


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15 hours ago, Ookla the Lurker said:

Really doesn't work when you write that one down :P
But I still enjoyed it.

Oh well. Thanks!

9 hours ago, Ookla the Dragon Reborn said:

Oh. It took me... 14 hours to get that one.

It's fine. I've told it to plenty of people...

I'm pretty sure some of them are still working on it...

They have made it their life goal.....

Years and years of life wasted...

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12 hours ago, Ookla the Libre said:

Oh well. Thanks!

It's fine. I've told it to plenty of people...

I'm pretty sure some of them are still working on it...

They have made it their life goal.....

Years and years of life wasted...

Did any of these people have a spike-shaped hole in their left shoulder?

Might be some former experiments of ours, turns out that the ability to get a joke is a spikeable property.

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11 hours ago, Ookla the Lurker said:

Did any of these people have a spike-shaped hole in their left shoulder?

Might be some former experiments of ours, turns out that the ability to get a joke is a spikeable property.

Now that you mention it, many of them do. Huh.

Also, a bunch of them are zombies, so that also explains it.

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On 12/7/2018 at 11:49 PM, Ookla the Libre said:

Now that you mention it, many of them do. Huh.

Also, a bunch of them are zombies, so that also explains it.

Yeah whenever you see someone behaving oddly, it's usually a safe bet that it was an old DA experiment.

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  • 3 weeks later...

Wrong. I am department head. Haven't you read the Dark Alley Handbook Which can Only Exist in an Environment of Pure LED light strands? 

Section 14+24A-Q, subsection 45-899+(J+A loyalty spike), paragraphs 92-144 Edbrook Street to 156 Swagle Avenue specifically states: 'If a non-DA member comandeers a copy of photo of a Spike Chart, then that being is to be promoted to Department Head of Handbooks and Other Various Insructional Equipment.'

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9 hours ago, Lord Meeker said:

Hey is it too late to join up? The new Hemalurgic table is a game changer for me and my Meekers. 

@Voidus @MacThorstenson @kenod

I'm afraid the constant fake-outs of the GBs have left me not particularly inclined to trust you enough to formally accept you into the DA, but hey we're always open to collaborating on Meeker related projects.

 

9 hours ago, Dr. Dapper said:

then that being is to be promoted to Department Head of Handbooks and Other Various Insructional Equipment.

This is true, but what we don't reveal in the publicly available guidelines are just how painful and spirit-altering that promotion is. :P

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52 minutes ago, Voidus said:

This is true, but what we don't reveal in the publicly available guidelines are just how painful and spirit-altering that promotion is. :P

 

Gee, good thing you didn't mention that publically on a thread anyone can go look at! Boy, would that have been counterproductive.:)

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