Vargo Seldon he/him Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Well, I'm not really in my right mind, but who is around here? By what I meant was, a charged spike. 'Cause don't charged spikes give you powers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson he/him Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kaladin78 said: Well, I'm not really in my right mind, but who is around here? By what I meant was, a charged spike. 'Cause don't charged spikes give you powers? Yes they do. The cookie we gave you should have given you something. Probably. I took it out of a mixed bag, so it could have had allomatic steel, or it could have had the ability to chirp like a cricket. Or something completely random. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, Kaladin78 said: Well, I'm not really in my right mind, but who is around here? By what I meant was, a charged spike. 'Cause don't charged spikes give you powers? *tries to think of people* *fails* *refuses to answer question as it would endorse Hemalurgy and its benefits* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargo Seldon he/him Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 21 minutes ago, MacThorstenson said: Yes they do. The cookie we gave you should have given you something. Probably. I took it out of a mixed bag, so it could have had allomatic steel, or it could have had the ability to chirp like a cricket. Or something completely random. Just wait a second, I didn't eat the cookie yet, and I already have allomantic steel. 20 minutes ago, Silva said: *tries to think of people* *fails* *refuses to answer question as it would endorse Hemalurgy and its benefits* I can think of so many benefits to hemalurgy... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 10 minutes ago, Kaladin78 said: I can think of so many benefits to hemalurgy... You must not be thinking hard enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 (edited) Correct. If he was he'd be in the thousands of good reasons. Edited November 9, 2018 by ElephantEarwax :P 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Of reasons why hemalurgy is bad. And since this is the DA thread, I'll leave it at that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Nope. Good ones. We have morals. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 (edited) About half that sentence was true. Edited November 9, 2018 by Silva 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargo Seldon he/him Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 14 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said: Nope. Good ones. We have morals. Excuse me, I'm not at all adverse to the DA's goals. Indeed, I think the DA a noble and worthy guild, but, morals? Oh please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 The 's' was crossed out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson he/him Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 (edited) Please, I haven't had morals in at least 100 years. Once you spike them out life gets so much more convenient. Also, @Kaladin78 the cookie doesn't necessarily have allomatic steal, but even if it did, you would get boosted allomatic steel. Edited November 9, 2018 by MacThorstenson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted November 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 4 hours ago, Kaladin78 said: Excuse me, I'm not at all adverse to the DA's goals. Indeed, I think the DA a noble and worthy guild, but, morals? Oh please. Hey! I'll have you know we have plenty of morals! They're all locked up in a room in storage so they don't interfere with science. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Oh. Sorry. I thought those were the food storage. Whoops. ... I'm sure you don't actually need those, right?... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Well, your rank is King's Tester... Might as well test eating morals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 17 hours ago, Kaladin78 said: Just wait a second, I didn't eat the cookie yet, and I already have allomantic steel. I can think of so many benefits to hemalurgy... You would do well here, the Alleys welcome open-minded free-thinkers such as yourself. Were you looking for a specific "flavor" of cookie? I'm sure we can provide whatever you might desire. INcluding a posistion within the most illustrious guild on the Shard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargo Seldon he/him Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Fatebreaker said: You would do well here, the Alleys welcome open-minded free-thinkers such as yourself. Were you looking for a specific "flavor" of cookie? I'm sure we can provide whatever you might desire. INcluding a posistion within the most illustrious guild on the Shard. Your offer is generous indeed, but I am already part of the ghostbloods. Both of these guilds goals often align, so just don't tell anyone. Is there any special oath I have to take? Also, just how high of a position are you willing to offer me? Edit: Also, if you spike a cricket with an atium spike, will you be able to jump super high and chirp? Edited November 9, 2018 by Kaladin78 Adding 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson he/him Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 9 hours ago, Kaladin78 said: Your offer is generous indeed, but I am already part of the ghostbloods. Both of these guilds goals often align, so just don't tell anyone. Is there any special oath I have to take? Also, just how high of a position are you willing to offer me? Edit: Also, if you spike a cricket with an atium spike, will you be able to jump super high and chirp? I mean, we already have ark and TFA in our most secure PM. We aren't really all that concerned with secrecy. So your in. No oath necessary, all you need to do is offer someone a cookie in the intro threads, once you do that you will become an official denizen of the Dark alley. Also, you would need two spikes to get both of those traits. The chirping would come with one spike, probably, and same with the long jumping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargo Seldon he/him Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 8 hours ago, MacThorstenson said: I mean, we already have ark and TFA in our most secure PM. We aren't really all that concerned with secrecy. So your in. No oath necessary, all you need to do is offer someone a cookie in the intro threads, once you do that you will become an official denizen of the Dark alley. Also, you would need two spikes to get both of those traits. The chirping would come with one spike, probably, and same with the long jumping. Ahh, thanks. Ive already offered cookies to people in the intro thread because I wanted more powers. But, what position are you willing to offer me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 9 hours ago, MacThorstenson said: I mean, we already have ark and TFA in our most secure PM. We aren't really all that concerned with secrecy. So your in. No oath necessary, all you need to do is offer someone a cookie in the intro threads, once you do that you will become an official denizen of the Dark alley. Also, you would need two spikes to get both of those traits. The chirping would come with one spike, probably, and same with the long jumping. But I'm not in there!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!/!?1/?1///?!/!?111/?/? I am offend! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargo Seldon he/him Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 Hello @Kidpen, I'm just gonna go over and respond to the DA PM real quicke... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nohadon he/him Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 Hey. I’d like to report a disturbance. A man was sighted entering alley 1. ALLEY 1. Muttering something about “initiating code YMCA” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson he/him Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Kaladin78 said: Ahh, thanks. Ive already offered cookies to people in the intro thread because I wanted more powers. But, what position are you willing to offer me? I guess you would become a denizen. We don’t really have a whole lot of organization in terms of ranks and the such, so if you are looking to climb the ranks, that may be difficult in the DA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargo Seldon he/him Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 2 hours ago, MacThorstenson said: I guess you would become a denizen. We don’t really have a whole lot of organization in terms of ranks and the such, so if you are looking to climb the ranks, that may be difficult in the DA. Well, I suppose you have to start somewhere. Alright, I'll join. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba he/him Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 instead of offering a cookie, offer salsa, and join the sala club's DA sub-thingy. Do it today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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