The Battle for the Sandwich

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

Strmblsd is bringing us all together

I had put a tracker in the sandwich, and saw that it was in the outback, I chárter a private jet to the sandwich, then I put the jet in my pocket, and yoink the sandwich from Vyzkel Willbender, and hop in my gravitation engine powered shuttle and soar to Skadrial (I probably spelt that wrong)

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I use my pewter to knock you out and then use my lurcher powers to pull the Sandwich to me.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

4 hours ago, SourCandyLime said:

Strmblsd is bringing us all together

I had put a tracker in the sandwich, and saw that it was in the outback, I chárter a private jet to the sandwich, then I put the jet in my pocket, and yoink the sandwich from Vyzkel Willbender, and hop in my gravitation engine powered shuttle and soar to Skadrial (I probably spelt that wrong)

I ask Lime if he listens to the books on Audible. "Is Yasna the correct spelling for the character in Stormlight?"

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

3 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

I ask Lime if he listens to the books on Audible. "Is Yasna the correct spelling for the character in Stormlight?"

It’s spelled Jasnah (more symmetrical)

I intercept the sandwich midair while riding on an eagle. I remove all traces of pullable metal from it and then my eagle lands on a bigger eagle and we fly off.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I am said bigger eagle, and I perform some pretty epic flying, tipping the smaller eagle from my back but catching the sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I am the air you are flying in, and I use an air rope to tie your eagle wings against your body so you can't fly with an so you fall. I also yoink the sandwich before you fall then shapeshift back into my human form and begin to steelpush against the ground to stay in the air.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I soar in and uppercut Unintelligenius Superman style, and with a nice shiny grin on my face, fly away.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

I take the sandwich off the ground after Unintellegenius gets punched.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I take the sandwich from TwinSouls hands, after he takes it from Unintellegenius. 

[Edema Rue she/her]

I ask one of the ten fools very politely if I might have the sandwich, and as he is a fool, he gives it to me.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I roll a nat 20 on a persuasion check to convince Rue to give me the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I roll into Vyz for uppercutting me, taking the sandwich and rolling off into the distance.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I roll a Nat. 1 on intimidation while trying to get Unintelligenius to give me the sandwich. He still gives me it because he is impressed with how ridiculously poor my word choice was.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I launch a d20 at Rye at Mach 3.2. He drops the sandwich as it hits him, and I start to bury the sandwich under the nearby naval base

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I drop a d4 on the naval base.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I drop a bomb on the naval base, creating a crater that reveals the Sandwich, I take it and run up the nearest mountain.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

I happen to be at the mountain already, and cause a landslide, causing vyz to drop the sandwich.

[Edema Rue she/her]

14 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I roll a nat 20 on a persuasion check to convince Rue to give me the Sandwich.

I am saddened by this, and start a revolution against d20 systems

There will be no rolling

there will be no roleplaying

there will be only the sandwich

with the world back in order, I pay a quick trip to a certain grave before picking up the sandwich Vyz dropped.

[LightRinger he/him]

I use my passive Charisma of 19 to ask Eddie for the Sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I deck LightRinger across the face and take the Sandwich from Eddie’s shocked hands.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I have the effect sleep-deprived, and am therefore immune to charisma.

My hands are very shocked, and so the zap Vyz and steal the sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I hit you with a tesla coil and grab the sandwich.

"Well, isn't this shocking?" I say to no one in particular.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I chuckle at the pun.

[PianoSavant she/her]

1 hour ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I hit you with a tesla coil and grab the sandwich.

I hit NerdyAarakocra with a tesla and grab the Sandwich

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

I hit PianoSavant with Elon Musk and grab the sandwich