The Battle for the Sandwich

[PianoSavant she/her]

8 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Je parle français aussi!!

Hourra!

I burn the woods then convince Smokey the Bear that you did it. He goes on a rampage and brings me back the Sandwich as thanks. 

[strmblsd he/him]

I go to your cabin and sit because I'm feeling passifistic... Then realize the woods are burning and just still sit there

Edited July 13, 2024 by strmblsd

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

The local cannibals get angry that PianoSavant burned down their forest, so now they are chasing her. 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

The pirate missionaries from my dream last night show up and look really cool.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I give the pirate missionaries a high five because their cool, then I tell John Cena to wrestle Smokey down to the ground(he never saw it coming), I then finally take the Sandwich from PianoSavant and I walk away very dramatically as something explodes behind me.

[PianoSavant she/her]

The explosion was me throwing a grenade at the cannibals chasing me. That done, I start playing piano dramatically while plotting how best to get back the Sandwich

[strmblsd he/him]

I am still just sitting in the burning forest

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I do that annoying thing where you pound on a piano while someone is playing it (someone being PianoSavant) and run away giggling 

[PianoSavant she/her]

I shake my fist at you and continue playing

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I do it repeatedly 

[PianoSavant she/her]

I throw a burning tree at you

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I dodge, bang on the keys again, and then giggle some more as I run away 

[PianoSavant she/her]

I mutter something about “kids these days” and start reading aloud from a DMV manual. This makes everyone fall asleep from boredom. I steal the Sandwich and switch to playing violin.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I can’t hear PianoSavant’s reading because I was giggling so much. While she was reading, I actually replaced the sandwich with a decoy, and then ran into the flaming forest, still giggling.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I shrug and move my violin (and myself I guess) away from the flames

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

My giggle turns into a full on (only slightly insane) laugh 

Edited July 13, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[strmblsd he/him]

I continue sitting in the burning forest watching the flames get closer

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I pull Strmblsd out of the wildfire, stick him in an ice block to cool him off quickly, then throw said ice block at Pineap.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

While Pineap is reeling from the ice block throw, I run in and yoink the sandwich, pulling a car out of my back pocket, and driving into the sunset

Edited July 14, 2024 by SourCandyLime
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[Through The Living Glass She/They]

The car was small enough to fit in your pocket, so it doesn't go very fast. I catch up to you (via walking) easily, then I take the Sandwich and punt your tiny car into the sunset.

*maniacal laughter*

Also welcome to tBftS! 

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

Little did you know (Pun intended) I jumped out of the car, because if it was small enough to fit in my pocket, i had to shrink! you didn't see me, so i rolled on the ground and bit your toe, while you were screaming I take the sandwich back, grow bigger, and hold it out of everyone's reach.

Thanks for the welcome

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I use my ExtendoArms™ to grab the Sandwich and run away very fast using my SpeedyLegs 3000(patent pending).

[strmblsd he/him]

I sit down emotionless

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I snap my fingers in front of strmblsd, and after finding he has battle shock, I give him Kaladin's Therapy Group Number, then I equip my speedy legs 10,000 (Copyright) to chase you down at 10x your current speed, and yoink the sandwich as i fly by.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I throw stones at you while I'm standing in a glass house. The house collapses on top of me, but the Sandwich falls out of your hands and into the wreckage.