The Battle for the Sandwich

[PianoSavant she/her]

1 minute ago, TwinSouls said:

I hit PianoSavant with Elon Musk and grab the sandwich

 

I hit TwinSouls with a musk ox and grab the Sandwich

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I hit PianoSavant with a shoe, just for the fun of it 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I hit PianoSavant with the other shoe to make a pair and steal the Sandwich.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I split the pair and eat it.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I become confused about what I just saw, then I compliment Rye on his new pfp .

[strmblsd he/him]

I walk up to you crying then swipe the sandwich and then continue crying as I walk away and try to fall asleep for the night knowing it might never come and that my mind is just making me hate myself and I can't fall asleep.. definitely not how I am sometimes in real life because I'm completely normal

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Dude, you okay?

I prepare to defend Strmblsd from any potential sandwich thieves

[strmblsd he/him]

3 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

Dude, you okay?

I prepare to defend Strmblsd from any potential sandwich thieves

Yeah I'm ok.. 

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I sneak up on strmblsd and switch the sandwich for a care basket. 
 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

17 hours ago, strmblsd said:

I walk up to you crying then swipe the sandwich and then continue crying as I walk away and try to fall asleep for the night knowing it might never come and that my mind is just making me hate myself and I can't fall asleep.. definitely not how I am sometimes in real life because I'm completely normal

Wait that was kinda similar to what I did last night

[strmblsd he/him]

3 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

Wait that was kinda similar to what I did last night

Hey at least we ain't alone

I look inside the care basket

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I switch the Sandwich with a baguette *french noises*, I then climb up the Eiffel Tower and sit down to watch the stars.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

2 hours ago, strmblsd said:

Hey at least we ain't alone

I look inside the care basket

Actually my whole existential crisis last night was about being alone.

I switch the sandwich with a tortilla *Mexican noises* I then climb up Chichen Itza and sit down to watch the stars.

[strmblsd he/him]

7 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

Actually my whole existential crisis last night was about being alone.

I switch the sandwich with a tortilla *Mexican noises* I then climb up Chichen Itza and sit down to watch the stars.

Sounds similar to the ones I have.. we can have crisises about being alone together.... Yeah that's not how it works

I eat food from the care basket

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I switch the Sandwich with a banana *monkey noises* and go sit on a tree in Madagascar, watching the stars.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I switch the Sandwich out with a pineapple *southern noises (aka shotgun blasts XD)* and go sit next to Strmblsd, watching the stars.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I switch the Sandwich with some pasta *Italian noises*, and go climb up the Coliseum to watch the stars.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I switch the Sandwich with some lembas *LotR geekery noises* and go visit Rivendell to watch the stars

Edited July 20, 2024 by PianoSavant

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I switch the Sandwich with some chouta *Rosharan noises* and sit on top of Urithiru to watch the stars as well as the Contest of Champions.

 

[strmblsd he/him]

I sit staring at the stars.. searching for a shooting star to wish on..

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I move Strmblsd to a boat in the middle of the ocean, where there is significantly less light pollution.

I switch the Sandwich with some sea cucumbers *Atlantian noises* and climb on the boat to sit down and watch the stars with Strmblsd

[BlueWildRye he/him]

A hand rises from the ocean and grabs the sandwich, then sinks back into the depths...

It is my hand, which reattaches to my arm as I end a running gag and swim instead.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunately, a sprinting gag overtakes you and passes the sandwich to me.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I perform a handstanding gag. The other gags marvel at this, giving me the Sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

This is all too much for me so I start gagging.