The Battle for the Sandwich

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

4 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I hated bubbles as a child so I blow them back towards you and steal the Sandwich.

 BUBBLES!
I am thoroughly distracted as I chase and attempt to eat them.  

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I eat a rockbud

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 3/21/2026 at 10:44 AM, Through the Living Ink said:

I remove exactly one jenga block from your fortress, cackling evilly.

The fortress falls, but I rebuild, this time meticulously gluing each piece together.

2 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

I eat a rockbud

I shake my head disapprovingly and hand you some rockbud chouta. Much better.

[Riino He/Him]

Does anyone know where the Sandwich Is?

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 minutes ago, Riino said:

Does anyone know where the Sandwich Is?

I summon a sandwich portal and grab the Sandwich out of it and then hide in my reinforced jenga fortress.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I draw a " draw 4 cards" card.

This situation is about to become so much worse.

The first card I draw is cardboard.

The Jenga fortress becomes entirely made out of cardboard. And it's raining. @Unintelligenius is stuck inside as the fortress collapses directly on top of him.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I save Unintelligenius but steal the Sandwich anyway.

[Usseewa]

I take it

From your hands

Using my

Tractor beam

Edited March 24 by Through The Living Girl

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

the second card I pull is a "shuffle your opponents hand" card, and your tractor beam becomes a core mat brat.

[Usseewa]

i use whatever that is to whack the rest of your cards away?

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

Your core mat brat is actually an inverse gravity object and instead whacks you in the face. You is mad at @Through The Living Girl and vaporizes her.

[Usseewa]

"Owwy!" says Y'Lhil as she reforms via a cell culture she placed with immensely wise forethought right behind @Through The Living Ketek and she punches him in the ear before running toward @NerdSandwich to take the Sandwich.

Is your character named "You"?

Edited March 24 by Through The Living Girl

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

14 minutes ago, Through The Living Girl said:

Is your character named "You"?

no

I pull a "advance to Broadway" card as my 3rd card right before you punch me, so your momentum sends you toppling to the ground as I teleport away

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I take the Sandwich by using a Sandwich-Portal.

[Usseewa]

I think u already had it

[NerdSandwich she/her]

No Y'Lihil or whoever it was had it

[Usseewa]

11 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

No Y'Lihil or whoever it was had it

Y'Lhil

55 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I take the Sandwich by using a Sandwich-Portal.

Y'Lhil uses her epic and very girl but morally-grey superpowers to get inside @NerdSandwich's mind to and make her dance over to Y'Lhil and hand me [Y'Lhil] the Sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Ooh does this mean I have epic girl superpowers??? I use MY awesome epic girl superpowers to steal your lunch...and the Sandwich.

[Usseewa]

Joke's on you, I just finished! I use MYYYYY epic amazing girly girl superpowers to swap the Sandwich for a plate of eggshells and a spoon/fork.

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

A long, grabby claw thingy taps your shoulder. I grab the Sandwich from the oppisite side while you to see who tapped your shoulder.

[Usseewa]

5 minutes ago, ThatOneGuyOverThere said:

A long, grabby claw thingy taps your shoulder. I grab the Sandwich from the oppisite side while you to see who tapped your shoulder.

Y'Lhil grabs the long grabby claw thing and pokes your

face

And while you're reeling in pain she takes the Sandwich.

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Ok, I'm better now
I challenge you to a friendly game of catch for the Sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I quickly steal the Sandwich by compounding steel and laugh.

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

4 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I quickly steal the Sandwich by compounding steel and laugh.

I laugh as well.
Then throw a tree at you.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I throw an axe after the tree.