The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Some fish with legs appear and drag @Vyzkel off to the dungeon. I point at @Ink and Embers and clap my hands twice, at which point she is teleported to Canticle. 

18 hours ago, Booknewt said:

I find Bartholomew, then burn pewter and try to stab him.

I know it's not a good idea and I still want to know what happens. 

Your blade disappears and your pewter runs out almost instantly. Bartholomew sidesteps your swing and Ooblecks you, then throws up a force field that encloses you in a very small area. Which swiftly becomes a vacuum inside, devoid of anything except you in it. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I wake up, chains clasped around my wrists. The air is musty and humid, water seeming to push down my lungs. I struggle against my constraints to no avail. I step back, ready to slump against the wall, but I trip. The F-22 behind me is just so n reach for me to use the mini gun and free myself from my chains and I blast out of the dungeon in my new ride.

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

20 hours ago, Booknewt said:

I find Bartholomew, then burn pewter and try to stab him.

I know it's not a good idea and I still want to know what happens. 

Your blade disappears and your pewter runs out almost instantly. Bartholomew sidesteps your swing and Ooblecks you, then throws up a force field that encloses you in a very small area. Which swiftly becomes a vacuum inside, devoid of anything except you in it. 

I use my metalminds which stored breath to survive until the force field falls down, then escape.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

17 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Some fish with legs appear and drag @Vyzkel off to the dungeon. I point at @Ink and Embers and clap my hands twice, at which point she is teleported to Canticle. 

Your blade disappears and your pewter runs out almost instantly. Bartholomew sidesteps your swing and Ooblecks you, then throws up a force field that encloses you in a very small area. Which swiftly becomes a vacuum inside, devoid of anything except you in it. 

I channel more Investiture than reasonably plausible, Skip back to ... wherever we were, and start psychoanalysing Ashkaloda. 

Who even has the Sandwich at this point?

[Myst He/Him]

18 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I channel more Investiture than reasonably plausible, Skip back to ... wherever we were, and start psychoanalysing Ashkaloda. 

Who even has the Sandwich at this point?

Me, because I order the sandwich in a restaurant, and as the waiter delivers it, I drop a generous tip and sprint out the door, the sandwich safe in my hands

[Vyzkel He/Him]

With my joyride over, I point the mounted guns on my F-22 you and open fire. I grab the Sandwich that was dropped during the bullet rain and start running on foot.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I soulcast Vyzkel's weapon into a cushion,then lash myself ahead of them and snatch the Sandwich as I pass. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

An F-22 is a plane if you didn’t know.

I fall safely to the ground in my new F-22 bed.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

23 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I soulcast Vyzkel's weapon into a cushion,then lash myself ahead of them and snatch the Sandwich as I pass. 

I soulcast you into a cushion and grab the Sandwich and then walk off.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Vyzkel said:

An F-22 is a plane if you didn’t know.

I did not! Thank you for the fact!

I am a stick cushion.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I soulcast @Uninteligenius's soulcaster into a sandwich and lightweave the Sandwich to look like a soulcaster. Then, I eat the Sandwich and steal the soulcaster.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

While you are eating that sandwich, I reclaim The Sandwich by ironpulling on the trace Hg content in the tuna salad.

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

I steal a F-35 through questionable means, then launch a missle from it exploding a 10 mile radius around you, except The Sandwich survives because it is The Sandwich. I then land and steal The Sandwich

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

oh no
yall, I had a really bad Idea.

Welcome everybody:
ChatGPT: Master Sandwich Thief

(Gosh my prompt made it think)

BUT IT DIDN"T MAKE SENSE SO

I STEAL THE SANDWICH WHILE YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT CHATGPT WOULD DO!

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, SourCandyLime said:

oh no
yall, I had a really bad Idea.

Welcome everybody:
ChatGPT: Master Sandwich Thief

(Gosh my prompt made it think)

BUT IT DIDN"T MAKE SENSE SO

I STEAL THE SANDWICH WHILE YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT CHATGPT WOULD DO!

Oh I tried playing against it one time

Went about as well as when I played it at chess

I eat ChatGPT and steal the sandwich

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I am still a cushion.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I resurrect ChatGPT, steal the Sandwich, and sit on you.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

6 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I resurrect ChatGPT, steal the Sandwich, and sit on you.

Simple solution:

I tell ChatGPT

“let’s play chess I’ll start” 

1. Re4#

It’s probably bad enough at chess to fall for it and then it falls right into my trap. It then moves left because it fell  to the right. But it got left to rot and died again.

I steal the Sandwich while you are busy sitting

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

Bewildered at ChipsAHoids insanity, I take the Bewilder and make it into a chair. I sit in that chair and watch the chaos.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I steal the Sandwich while you are busy sitting

I take the Sandwich, shot chatgpt and a chess board, and then run off.

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

I revive ChatGPT, but leave it to calculate every possible iteration of checkers, thermonuclear war, and stealing the sandwich so that it concludes that it is an "interesting game" and that the "only winning move is not to play."

I then grab the sandwich, ignoring ChatGPT's protests

(pls someone get that)

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I am still a cushion. 

A little help please?

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

It's from a semi-old movie called "War Games". Basically a rogue AI takes over nuclear missles via various shenanigans involving a 16-17 year old hacker, and they stop it by making it realize that "the only winning move is not to play" bc it was programmed to find the best way to win the "game"

[Unintelligenius he/him]

3 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I am still a cushion. 

A little help please?

I soulcast you back into a human and then take the Sandwich from @Booknewt and soulcast her into a cushion.

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

1 hour ago, Uninteligenius said:

4 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I am still a cushion. 

A little help please?

I soulcast you back into a human and then take the Sandwich from @Booknewt and soulcast her into a cushion.

Oh that's what you meant by a little help please.

I glare at Uninteliginus as much as a cushion can glare at someone