The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

11 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I contest your claim to the title of Ruler. 

I challenge you to a duel.

9 hours ago, VieB13 said:

Ha 

While you are arguing about rulership, I say a witty comment that I can’t actually come up with right now to distract you and take the sandwich. 

But I have the sandwich...

9 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I start a rebellion 

7 hours ago, VieB13 said:

I use a kandra to become Kelsier and control the rebellion 

Oh I’m actually pretty proud of that one

I squash the rebellion by hiring old Leto Atreides II.

3 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

While you're off controlling a rebellion, I hire a couple of Steel Inquisitors to steal the Sandwich from you.

3 hours ago, VieB13 said:

I go get Vin and have her defeat them

The sandwich, still in the Inquitors' corpses, is not hard for me to reclaim.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I challenge you to a duel.

But I have the sandwich...

I squash the rebellion by hiring old Leto Atreides II.

The sandwich, still in the Inquitors' corpses, is not hard for me to reclaim.

I squash you using a new rebellion 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I squash you using a new rebellion 

I capture your rebellion and use them to make new Steel Inquisitors to serve me.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

51 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I capture your rebellion and use them to make new Steel Inquisitors to serve me.

I eat the inquisitors and take the sandwich from whoever has it

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I eat the inquisitors and take the sandwich from whoever has it

I duralumin-ironpull the inquisitors out of your stomach and they bring me the sandwich back.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I duralumin-ironpull the inquisitors out of your stomach and they bring me the sandwich back.

I pull the stomachs out of the inquisitors and eat any healing capabilities that they have

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I pull the stomachs out of the inquisitors and eat any healing capabilities that they have

I use the Surge of Progression to re-heal my Inquisitors.

Also I give 10 of them Honorblades, keeping the other 10 Honorblades for my self.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

6 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I use the Surge of Progression to re-heal my Inquisitors.

Also I give 10 of them Honorblades, keeping the other 10 Honorblades for my self.

I destroy half of them, leaving us with only 10

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I destroy half of them, leaving us with only 10

Nooo....

Since I already possess 4 Surges, I keep Jezrien's, Chana's and Taln's honorblades, and give the other 7 to my Inquisitors.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Nooo....

Since I already possess 4 Surges, I keep Jezrien's, Chana's and Taln's honorblades, and give the other 7 to my Inquisitors.

I posses the inquisititors

Edited August 21, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I posses the inquisititors

I duralumin-soothe them to take 'em back.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I duralumin-soothe them to take 'em back.

I take their backs

Now I have their spinal cords!!

Edited August 21, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Vielence She/Her]

Gah ok this is confusing. 
I blow everything and everyone up and take the sandwich. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

Gah ok this is confusing. 
I blow everything and everyone up and take the sandwich. 

Too powerful.

Forbidden.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

8 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Too powerful.

Forbidden.

Everything is blown up anyways cause only AltonicKeys has the power to forbid stuff

[Vielence She/Her]

15 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Too powerful.

Forbidden.

Awwww

14 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Everything is blown up anyways cause only AltonicKeys has the power to forbid stuff

HA. 

I have the sandwich whoooo!!

 

Later: Whoa I still have it alright. 

Edited August 21, 2025 by VieB13

[NerdSandwich she/her]

On 7/7/2025 at 11:10 AM, ChipsAHoid said:

U didn’t know this, but u have to bold it or it doesn’t count

EYE ROLLLLLL

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

15 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Too powerful.

Forbidden.

Not so. 

But you can make a counter argument as to why a specific thing or person should not be blown up. 

17 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I challenge you to a duel.

But I have the sandwich...

I squash the rebellion by hiring old Leto Atreides II.

The sandwich, still in the Inquitors' corpses, is not hard for me to reclaim.

*sigh*

I agree to set terms for a duel. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

15 hours ago, VieB13 said:

Awwww

HA. 

I have the sandwich whoooo!!

 

Later: Whoa I still have it alright. 

I compound Steel to give myself insane speed. I snatch the Sandwich, and the resulting sonic boom blows you miles away

Edited August 21, 2025 by Kansas Stormcursed

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I blow up VieB13 cuz I guess we're allowing that now. I kill whoever the Ruin shard is and become Ruin, control the Inquisitors, and assassinate ChipsAHoid because why not.

And then I compound Gold, enter the compound, and take the sandwich with my Inquisitors.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I compound Steel tStgive myself insane speed. I snatch the Sandwich, and the resulting sonic boom blows you miles away

Where you (@VieB13) smack into a cliff and slide comically down the face of it into a piranha-filled lake. A thunderstorm opens up directly above you. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I blow up VieB13 cuz I guess we're allowing that now. I kill whoever the Ruin shard is and become Ruin, control the Inquisitors, and assassinate ChipsAHoid because why not.

And then I compound Gold, enter the compound, and take the sandwich with my Inquisitors.

Unfortunately, the Sandwich is not in a compound

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

4 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I blow up VieB13 cuz I guess we're allowing that now. I kill whoever the Ruin shard is and become Ruin, control the Inquisitors, and assassinate ChipsAHoid because why not.

And then I compound Gold, enter the compound, and take the sandwich with my Inquisitors.

I melt down the Gold, trapping you inside, then teleport it to @SpartanBrigade cuz why not. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I eat Spartan Brigade.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

I melt down the Gold, trapping you inside, then teleport it to @SpartanBrigade cuz why not. 

 

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I eat Spartan Brigade.

What did I do?