The Battle for the Sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I slap you back.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I say "ouch".

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I slap Vyz

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I slap the Sandwich .

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take the slapped Sandwich and run away, if you look hard enough you’ll see a hand print on my cheek.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I slap myself, then slap Vyz harder so that the hand print is easier to see.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I give Vyz a glove so he can slap Glass. Then I slap Vyz with another glove and steal the sandwich 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I steal the glove before Vyz can slap me, slap Pineap with it, and then burn both the glove and Vyz to ashes.

Edited August 14, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I use all of the stored up storm light to keep myself alive, I fake my own death and hide away, waiting for the right moment.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I slap Glass with my glove and then burn it. I take the sandwich home to grab some chips 

[strmblsd he/him]

I throw the chips at you like throwing stars.. they do absolutely nothing 

Edited August 15, 2024 by strmblsd

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I throw throwing stars at Pineap like chips then steal the sandwich.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I eat the chips like throwing stars, and I eat the throwing stars like chips, and then I go and get some water because those were salty.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I dodge all the things, then take the sandwich.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I dodge the Sandwich, then take all the things

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I fail to dodge everything but still get the Sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

My hiding ends as I spring up from nowhere and grab the Sandwich, cackling as I run away.

[SPECTRE120]

I jump out of a blimp passing by and parachute down, grabbing the sandwich on my way.

[strmblsd he/him]

I shoot the blimp and pop it like a really big balloon!

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I watch in awe as the blimp is blown up then shoot down Spectre's parachute and swipe the sandwich before swimming to the bottom of the ocean.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Where I’m waiting, I take the Sandwich and swim back up to the surface, where I swim to Tokyo. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I blow up Tokyo, yet everyone is unharmed.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I also blow up a Japanese city. Two, even. Then I look at the calendar while eating a sandwich. "Ah, good old 1945."

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

1 hour ago, BlueWildRye said:

I also blow up a Japanese city. Two, even. Then I look at the calendar while eating a sandwich. "Ah, good old 1945."

Tokyo surrenders, naturally, and part of the surrender terms is the sandwich. They agreed, and give Rye the sandwich.

menwhile, I make all of my puppet countries communist and develop my own nukes, ruining relations with Rye.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

*cue Mission Impossible music*

I sneak into wherever Rye is and steal the Sandwich, I also leave behind a note saying, “seeya suckas.”