The Battle for the Sandwich

[Lunamor she/her]

I use Dancing Lights as a distraction and nab the sandwich.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I use Imprisonment and take the sandwich.

[Soulbinder she/her]

A chinchilla warlock uses eldritch blast to knock you down and takes the sandwich with a jubilant cry.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Hungry the commslug lives. And Hungry is hungry. Hungry trills indignantly and suctions the sandwich away from the chinchilla!

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I use Teleportation Circle to rejoin my squishy friend.

[Lunamor she/her]

I use Transport Via Plants to chase after them, using some very conveniently placed trees.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I cast Antimagic Field. 

[Lunamor she/her]

I use a homebrewed spell called Anti-Antimagic Field to cancel it out (totally not cheating).

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

??? cast Flare.

[Lunamor she/her]

I whine really annoyingly until you give me the sandwich so I’ll shut up.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Unfortunately for you, Bill Nye the Science Guy sneaks up behind you and clocks you with a rubber chicken and the Power of Science TM

[Lunamor she/her]

The Little Einsteins crash their favorite rocket ship on you and steal the sandwich.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

An extremley large lion eats the Little Einsteins and takes the sandwich.

[Lunamor she/her]

The Wonder Pets use the power of celery to rescue them and take the sandwich as payment.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

walks up, grows 4 arms each with a sword and demand that i get the sandwich.

[Lunamor she/her]

The Wonder Pets use the power of friendship and song to smite you.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I use a Messenger Hawk (named Hawky) to grab the sandwich and bring it to me.

Edited February 19, 2024 by Weaver of Lights

[Lunamor she/her]

I use Swiper the fox to swipe the sandwich.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I say “swiper no swiping” 3 times and take the sandwich

Edited February 19, 2024 by Lord Spirit

[Lunamor she/her]

Mickey Mouse uses the one of the Mousekedoer‘s daily Mouseketools, a portal gun, to steal the sandwich.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

GlaDos drops a companion cube on Mickey and steals the sandwich and portal gun

[Lunamor she/her]

A Ghost distracts GlaDos while a Guardian nabs the sandwich from her.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

The guardian spontaneously combusts, the sandwich landing in Davids hands.

[Soulbinder she/her]

The Dinosaur Train runs David over, the sandwich ending up on top of the engine

Edited February 20, 2024 by Soulbinder
was unclear with my phrasing and made it sound like the sandwich was destroyed

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Thomas the train hits the dinosaur train, launching the sandwich into my hands.