Worst thing to do

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

"Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is to inform you that the airport is really busy right now and has no place for us for the next hour. What about a few loopings to wait?"

When preparing the most important exam of your life.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Decide to catch up on all that lost sleep

When petting a rabbit.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"This little rabbit is fine. It definitely won't sacrifice me to distant evil gods."

When moving through time backwards.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Decide to just mess with the ripple to your left.

When you see a dinosaur charging at you.

[Immortal Platypus]

*yawns* "Naptime!"

When you're slowly starving to death.

[Wittles he/him]

I think I'll use these coconuts to make a horse sounding machine

When you see a cool book in the library you've been wanting to read

[Cinnamon]

Use it as kindling to cook some pumpkin that you feed to a gaggle of British Dinosaurs

When going through security at the airport

[Telrao she/her]

Say "Hmm... now where did I put my sword?"

When patting a cat

[Immortal Platypus]

Not pay attention and think mad thoughts so now you're hitting the cat.

When eating lasagna (Spaghetti cake!)

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Call up your Italian friends and tell them they gotta try this.

When reading a book to a child.

[Wittles he/him]

read Mistborn to a five year old and don't censor it in any way

putting a suspected witch on trial @Wits instant noodles

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

have someone think that your evidence against there case is a confession

when eating ramen 

[Immortal Platypus]

3 hours ago, Wits instant noodles said:

have someone think that your evidence against there case is a confession

when eating ramen 

Begin inhaling hard.

When in Biology

[Telrao she/her]

Pick up a vial of macrobacteria and lick the lid.

When picking up a shiny rock

[That1Cellist he/him]

Say. "Ohh! A shiny rock!" And then either ingest it or throw it at someone.

When you want something to eat but nothing yummy is in the fridge.

[Quivil]

I think I'll eat the carpet.

When someone steals your pop

[That1Cellist he/him]

Use feruchemical speed to shake up the pop bottle right before they open it. (Or put a bomb inside for extra danger)

When walking past a bunch of jazz band kids whilst holding your cello

Edited March 30, 2023 by That1Cellist

[Telrao she/her]

Start playing heavy metal on your cello  

When walking into a library

[MrMarksman108]

shout potato's at the top of your lungs 

when you go camping

[The Stick]

Leave bear food outside.

WHen you are hacking Brandon's computer to read Stormlight Archive 5.

[Cinnamon]

Make a vlog announcing your nefarious activity and send the link to Brando.

When mid-sneeze

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

Hiccup and get your eyes stuck in the open position

When you're drawing on digital

[Edema Rue she/her]

Don't press save.

When it's end of term

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Burn all of the work that you just barely finished and have yet to turn in.

When you accidentally formed an extremely popular rock band.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

remember the egg of light you buried.

when you've reincarnated as miles "tails" prower