Worst thing to do

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Remember vaguely that espresso really helps your insomnia. 

When you open a present. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Plan a trip to the nearest volcano.

When you are putting christmas lights on your roof.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Spoiler

When you're climbing Mount Everest

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Hold your breath.

When you are in the library.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Create the tallest stack of books ever, tie the liebrarian to the top and watch as you set it on fire.

When you are giving detailed instructions for how to make it through a maze.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Scrap them because all you need is magic yarn, right?

When talking with your parents.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Begin mocking them with talks about "wHEn I wAs yOuR aGe"

When mentally dying

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

doing nothing, actually.

When late to class.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Deicde that now is a good time to go to study hall.

When doing a chemistry experiment

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

"I wonder if you can eat that..." or "I wonder what happens when you put these two things together!"

When playing video games.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

*throws the remote at the TV*

When talking with your crush

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Pick your nose in front of their face.

When picking your nose.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Go to your job interview

When you are in a thunderstorm.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Climb a tree carrying as much metal as you can.

When baking a cake.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

10 minutes ago, SymphonianBookworm said:

Climb a tree carrying as much metal as you can.

When baking a cake.

Hide some dynamite inside.

When imitating Wayne

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Forget your hats at home.

When going to a fancy party.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Go up the side of the building Decide to let Wayne know where it is happening.

When riding a monster with explosive scales.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Light a fire.

When rereading the Alloy of Law series.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Decide to shape your morals around Wayne and try to emulate him as best as possible.

When you are in a two mile enclosure with a hungry male tiger

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Cover yourself in something that smells really good to tigers. (I don't know what that'd be...)

When performing a Cytonic hyperjump.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Think of the center of a star.

When painting.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Wear a tuxedo.

When on the Shard.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Not read any Cosmere books. 

When reading SA 5.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

spoil it.

When creating life in a game.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Mess it up emotionally and ensure it doesn't die.

When talking to a teacher.