Worst thing to do

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So this is like the worst thing to say, but instead something that would be the worst thing to do. For example

When you are in a zombie apocalypse.

Accept a hug from your new green friend.

Just put the question in bold.

 

When you are standing on a ledge overlooking the sea

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Dance a jig.

Singing a heartfelt aria in an opera.

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Swallow a sphere

When you are in the middle of a battlefield.

[S. Stormy she/her]

Decide this is a good time to start meditating.

When you are slowly dying

[Quantus he/him]

Start putting things off for later.  

When you get that low bubble rumble in your belly...

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Go drink some soda.

When you're looking for a new pet.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

go to McDonalds.

when you're writing a book.

[S. Stormy she/her]

Go on the 17th Shard.

When you are talking to a vegetarian.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Start dressing a deer

When you have to feed cats.

[Quantus he/him]

Feed the dogs first.

 

When you have to take a shower.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Take it in your outside tub, during a super cell storm

When you're on a date.

[NameIess]

Call your ex.

when you’re on the shard.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Make a meme about moash supporters

When you're petting a cat.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Start petting harder, and harder, until you've punched the cat into a pulp.

When you're researching colleges

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Go and hideout on the college's grounds

When you're playing Civilization.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Declare war on yourself 

 

wtwttd when you’re eating chocolate

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Choke.

When you're petting a cat.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Activate the murder button. Or spill water on it.

When you are starting a new school

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Activate your pyromanical tendencies.

When you are flying an airplane.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

take a quick nap. 

When you have Narcolepsy.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Learn to drive.

When you are a freshman.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Ask the seniors to bully you

When you are a senior

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Get expelled.

When you are a sorcerer's assistant

Edited August 25, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

(I assume you meant sorcerer) Decide to drink that mysterious green bottle of liquid inside a locked box with skulls on it!

When your teacher calls on you.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Proceed to insult them in a way that would make Wit proud.

When you set down a book.