Worst thing to do

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Devise a way to make people pay for seeing it.

When riding a horse.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Teach the horse that humans are tasty and starve it beforehand.

When falling the wrong way.

Edited September 19, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[Going_North_cal]

Ya know, when I called Gravity this morning, they said they were working today.

When talking to an Inkspren.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Be completely illogical.

When talking to a cryptic

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Tell only the truth

When riding a unicycle and juggling.

[Telrao she/her]

Stop pedalling

When eating nuggets

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Mmm... gold.

When playing a video game.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

destroy the controler

When doing homework

[Telrao she/her]

Feed it to your pet fish

When dancing with someone you like

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Throw up on them, & everyone else in the room.

When someone is eating liver. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Tell them a joke that makes them quiver.

When helping someone put on armor

Edited November 12, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Telrao she/her]

"Oh, and don't mind the pinching sensation! That's just the spikes I added on the inside... oh."

When trying to light a fire

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Decide to start with the BIG STUFF!

When sitting around a campfire.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

So, guys, I think you all REALLY want to see what I brought to roast, and- AH! THE BEARS GOT IT! I knew I shouldn't have brought steak on a camping trip! Oh. BEARS!! RUN!! THEY'RE ANGRY!!!

When eating a sandwich.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"This is the tastiest sandwich in the world, I hope no one steals it from me."

When infiltrating someone's subconscious through their dreams to steal corporate secrets.

[Telrao she/her]

Say "Oooo, that's really embarrassing. You should get an Aviar."

When talking to Dalinar Kholin

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Mock his family.

When talking to Sadeas

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Have him have your back.

When boarding a train.

[Telrao she/her]

Allow a child to take your camera

When stealing a hotwheel from Wallmart

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

make a vroom vroom sound near the checkout.

When you are vacuuming.

[Telrao she/her]

Sprint at light speed towards your cat

When you are graduating (from anything)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

(Colledge) Decide that you want to pursue an entirely different career.

When you are about to land your spaceship on the moon.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Remember you forgot your spacesuit at home.

When you are making a steamship.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Make a big red self-destruct button that'll blow everything to kingdom come.

When you're so nervous you feel sick.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Drink A LOT of water. A LOT a lot.

When you're flying an airliner with 500 people on board.