Kiss, Marry, Kill (Anyone Edition)

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Kiss gold, marry diamonds, kill silver

solid, liquid, gas 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss liquid, marry solid, kill gas

Sunlight, moonlight, candlelight

[The Sibling she/her]

Kiss sunlight, marry candlelight, kill moonlight

(I'm so sorry moonlight but the sun's kind of important)

Apple, Samsung, Google

Edited October 7, 2023 by The Sibling

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

On 10/6/2023 at 9:24 PM, The Sibling said:

Apple, Samsung, Google

Kiss Google, Marry Samsung, Kill Apple

 

Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

4 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Kiss Google, Marry Samsung, Kill Apple

Only valid response.

4 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas

Kiss Christmas, marry Thanksgiving, kill Halloween.

Statues, museums, paintings.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Kiss paintings, marry museums, kill statues.

Snakes, spiders, rats.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss snakes, marry spiders, kill rats.

2 AM, 12:30 PM, 9 PM

[Edema Rue she/her]

12 hours ago, Robin Sedai said:

Kiss snakes, marry spiders, kill rats.

2 AM, 12:30 PM, 9 PM

Kiss 12:30 pm, marry 2am, kill 9pm.

jackets, hoodies, sweatshirts.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Kiss jackets, marry hoodies, kill sweatshirts

 

Open toed shoes, tennis/athletic shoes, boots

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss tennis/athletic shoes, marry boots, kill open toed shoes (I'm sorry, Birkenstocks ;-;)

Apples, Bananas, Pears.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss pears, marry apples, kill bananas.

Oak, Pine, Willow

[Soulbinder she/her]

Kiss oak, marry willow, and kill pine (too sappy for me).

Taco, hamburger, and pizza

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

uuuh I guess kiss taco, marry pizza, and kill burger?

Foot, foot (as in football), foot (as in football but the other one)

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss foot , marry foot , kill foot

Marius, Éponine, Jean Valjean

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

On 1/16/2024 at 4:37 AM, Robin Sedai said:

Kiss foot , marry foot , kill foot

Marius, Éponine, Jean Valjean

WHY

Why do you make me suffer like this Robin ?

Marry Valjean, kiss Eponine, kill Marius 

Note that I am reading Les Mis rn and have yet to see Marius or Eponine (well technically I saw 8yo her at the Thénardier's) but got lots of Valjean; this might impact my ranking. (Just finished book 2)

 

KMK Darth Vader, a Steel Inquisitor, Demandred.

[strmblsd he/him]

kiss darth vader marry a steel inquisitor kill demandred.

gun, bomb, bazooka

[Soulbinder she/her]

Kiss gun, marry bazooka, kill bomb, I guess? 

Physics, biology, and chemistry

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Kiss biology, marry chemistry, kill physics.

Rock, jazz, folk.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Kiss rock, marry folk, kill jazz

Video games, board games, card games

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Kill Card Games, Marry Board Games, Kiss Video Games

Elan (Insanity Clinic), Elan (Anything and Everything), Elan (Hunger Games)

Edited May 7, 2024 by Ancient Elantrian

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

On 5/7/2024 at 12:56 PM, Ancient Elantrian said:

Kill Card Games, Marry Board Games, Kiss Video Games

Elan (Insanity Clinic), Elan (Anything and Everything), Elan (Hunger Games)

kill elan, marry elan kiss elan...?

 

 

sunsets, skylines, cities

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

14 hours ago, Anguished_One said:

kill elan, marry elan kiss elan...?

 

 

sunsets, skylines, cities

Kiss skylines, marry sunsets, kill cities.

 

Your mom, ur mom, ur mother

(As in the theoretical entities, not actually your parent)

[BlueWildRye he/him]

A little late, but...

Kiss ur mom, kill ur mother, marry your mom.

 

Mouse, rat, vole.

[strmblsd he/him]

Kiss mouse marry vole kill rat 

Him, her, they

[BlueWildRye he/him]

The pronouns, you mean? That's what I'm assuming.

Kiss him marry they kill her for being the worst pronoun (in my opinion). I mean, all the other genders have, and let's take male for example, he/him/his. Then, there's they/them/their. But then there's only she/her. So yeah. We need to add another pronoun for she/her. Shis? Sheir?

Chicken, duck, turkey.

The animals, not the meat.

Edited July 19, 2024 by BlueWildRye