Kiss, Marry, Kill (Anyone Edition)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Bluey, marry Sesame Street, kill The wiggles.

Someone's nose, someone's smallest toe, your right index finger.

[S. Stormy she/her]

Kiss someone's nose, marry my right index finger, kill someone's smallest toe.

George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Will Smith.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Kiss Will Smith, Marry George Clooney, kill Brad Pitt. 

(Who are these people I only know Will Smith help)

 

Buffalo (the city), buffalo (the animal), buffalo (the verb)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Buffalo (the animal), Marry Buffalo (the verb), kill Buffalo (the city)

A flagpole, a sword, a chess set.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Kiss the sword, marry the flagpole, kill the chess set.

 

Trumpet, viola, clarinet.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Kiss trumpet, marry clarinet, kill viola.

 

Elephant, Ostritch, Lion.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Kiss lion, marry elephant, kill ostritch.

 

Winnie the Pooh, Tiger, Piglet

[Cinnamon]

Kiss Tiger, Mary piglet, kill pooh

spork, splade, spkinfe 

Edited October 19, 2022 by Cinnamon

[Quivil]

...what???

Kiss splade, marry spknife, kill sporks.

Pineapple on pizza, hot pepper on pizza, broccoli on pizza

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood

Edited October 19, 2022 by Tani

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

You know what I'm gonna do very well.

Kiss Brocoli on Pizza, Marry Hot Pepper on Pizza, murder and turn to ashes Pineapple on Pizza.

Pumpkin Waffles, An infinite whipped cream can, a sack of pork sausage.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Kiss a sack of pork sausage, marry an infinite whipped cream can, kill pumpkin waffles.

NordVPN, SurfShark, ExpressVPN

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Give Surfshark a great big smooch, marry NordVPN, kill ExpressVPN.

Halloween, Christmas, your mother's birthday.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Kiss Christmas, marry my mother's birthday, kill Halloween.

School, work, retirement.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Have a brief-but-dramatic fling with school, marry retirement, kill work.

TLT, TLPW, TPBM.

[Guest]

Kill TLT, Marry TPBM, Kiss TLPW 

Tom Riddle, Voldemort, Dobby 

[Szeth's Facepalm]

kill voldy. marry riddle, kiss dobby (ewwww)

the name Adam, the name Hyacinthe, and the name Soren

Edited October 25, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm
excessive ewwwwws

[Cinnamon]

Kiss the name Soren, Marry the name Hyacinthe, Kill the name Adam

Red pen, mechanical pencil, coloured pencils

Edited October 25, 2022 by Cinnamon
I forgot to put one for the next person!!

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss mechanical pencils, marry colourful pencils, kill red pen.

Android, iOS, Windows.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Kiss Android, Marry Windows, Kill iOS

Chemistry, Biology, Physics.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Marry Physics, Kiss Chemistry, Kill Biology

Death, Life, Nonexistence.

Edited October 26, 2022 by That1Cellist

[Szeth's Facepalm]

I feel like you're gonna write up a psychological profile on whoever does that one for some reason

Edited October 26, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Kiss Death, Marry Life, Kill Nonexistence

Germany, Denmark, Sweden 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Denmark, marry Germany, kill Sweden. (For no particular reason)

Swan, duck, hummingbird.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Um.

Kiss swan, marry hummingbird, kill the duck.

This, this, and this.

[Ranryu she/her]

Kiss This, kill this, marry this.

Shopping cart, shopping bag, shopping basket.

Edited October 28, 2022 by Ranryu