Kiss, Marry, Kill (Anyone Edition)

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Joe, marry Jo, kill Jough.

Peter, Pauline, Sunny.

[Quivil]

Kiss Sunny, marry Peter, kill Pauline

Phil, Phillip, Phillipihah

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Kiss Joe, marry Jo, kill Jough

Ukulele, cello, drums

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss cello, marry ukulele, kill drums.

Fedora, beanie, propeller.

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

Kiss beanie, marry fedora, kill propellor.

Escape rooms, Movies, Paintball.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss paintball, marry movies, kill escape rooms. Fun fact: I only learned what escape rooms were yesterday, and I already know that I would hate them.

A, Q, W.

Edited May 8, 2022 by Robin Sedai

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss W, Marry Q, Kill A.

Θ, Ψ, Ω.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Ψ, marry Ω, kill Θ.

The Newbery Medal, Hugo Award, and Booker Prize.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

kiss Hugo award, marry the booker prize, kill the newborn medal.

Thing one, thing two, Mission Impossible.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Kiss thing two, marry thing one, kill Mission Impossible.

Squirrel, Cat, Dog

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss Squirrel, Marry Dog, Kill Cat. The Housepets comic has absolutely no influence on these answers.

Ferret, Demon, Mouse.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Demon, marry Mouse, kill Ferret.

Charlie Bone, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Harry Potter, Marry Percy Jackson, kill Charlie Bone.

 Charlie Brown, Taravangian, Rayse.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Kiss Rayse, Marry Charlie Brown, Kill Taravangian

Vin, Adolin, Odium

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Kiss Vin, marry Adolin my beloved, kill Odium

M-Bot, Doomslug, an angerspren

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss M-Bot, marry Doomslug, kill the angerspren.

Diamonds, chalk, granite.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Kiss granite, marry diamonds, kill chalk.

Syl, Pattern, Ivory.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Kiss pattern, marry syl, kill Ivory

Toilet paper, toilet scrubber, toilet plunger

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Kiss toilet scrubber, marry toilet paper, kill toilet plunger.

Cello, violin, viola.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss viola, marry cello, kill violin.

Bananas, banana ice cream, banana cream pie.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

1 minute ago, Landing Sequence said:

marry cello

*puts away knife* Good answer. 

Kiss bananas, marry banana cream pie, kill banana ice cream.

Ukulele, guitar, banjo

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

*puts away knife* Good answer. 

Well yeah I guess my opinion is kinda biased since it’s the only instrument I’ve ever played XD.

2 minutes ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Ukulele, guitar, banjo

Kiss banjo, marry guitar, kill ukulele. 
 

Fireworks, campfires, tiki torches.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

1 minute ago, Landing Sequence said:

kill ukulele. 

Actual footage of me beating you up with a ukulele:

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(Jk, all of those are good instruments and i gave you a hard choice lol. And i too am biased since i've played ukulele for 9 years.)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Actual footage of me beating you up with a ukulele:

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(Jk, all of those are good instruments and i gave you a hard choice lol. And i too am biased since i've played ukulele for 9 years.)

Ow… that ukulele has a metal thing on the bottom! What the heck, man! XD.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

1 hour ago, Landing Sequence said:

Fireworks, campfires, tiki torches.

Kiss fireworks (you know it!), marry campfires, kill tiki torches

Lawn Mower, Leaf Blower, Snowmobile