Kiss, Marry, Kill (Anyone Edition)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Ooooh...

Kiss Mark, Marry Robert, Kill... Chris... 

Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Benedict Cumberbatch.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

101'th post!

kiss Scarlet, marry Benedict, kill Jeremy.

Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield, Toby Maguire.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Kiss Tom, marry Andrew, kill Toby (sorryyyyy)

Red, Yellow, Blue

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

kiss red, marry blue, kill yellow

Legolas, Aragorn, Samwise Gamgee

[Eluvianii he/him]

You're not making this easy. 

Kiss Aragorn, marry Samwise, kill Legolas. 

Sweet, salty, sour. 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss sweet, marry salty, kill sour.

17th Shard, Coppermind, Arcanum.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss 17th shard, marry coppermind (already sold em my soul so might as well), and kill Arcanum (painful)

Same question. 17th shard, coppermind, arcanum

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Uh...

Kiss Coppermind, Marry Shard, Kill Arcanum?

Multiples of 2, multiples of 5, multiples of 10.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

kiss multiples of 10 marry multiples of 5 kill multiples of 2

7, 6, 99

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss 6, Marry 7, Kill 99. For some reason, my brain automatically personifies every inanimate object, so I WAS PREPARED.

Google, Bing, Internet Explorer.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

kiss internet explorer, marry google, kill Bing.

Mods, keepers, Admins.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Kiss mods, marry keepers, kill admins (sorry i just forgot what admins do ;-;)

Water, Gatorade, hot chocolate.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss water, marry hot chocolate, kill gatorade.

Google, YouTube, Wikipedia.

[Going_North_cal]

Kill YouTube, Kiss Wikipedia, Marry Google.

Twitter, Facebook, Discord.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Twitter, marry Discord, kill Facebook.

#, %, ©.

[Going_North_cal]

Kill ©, kiss %, marry #

Alpha, Omega, Delta

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

err.

Kiss Omega, Marry Delta, kill Alpha.

Zombie, Skeleton, Demonic Writer.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Demonic Writer, marry skeleton, kill zombie.

Athos, Porthos, Aramis.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

er, I have no idea what those are.

Kiss Athos, Marry Aramis, Kill Porthos.

Justin Beaver, Mr Beast, Dream.

[Going_North_cal]

KILL JUSTIN BEAVER *ahem* sorry for the outburst. Marry Dream, Kiss Mr. Beast. ( i am thinking of the long term benefits for me for this)

Bill, Bob, Joe

Edited March 26, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Bob, marry Joe, Kill Bill (HE KILLED MY GREAT GREAT *counts in head* LET'S JUST SAY AN ANCESTOR OF MINE)

Billy, Bobby, Joey.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Joey, marry Bobby, kill Billy.

Peter, Edmund, Lucy.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Lucy, Mary Edmund, kill Peter.

Aslan, Caspian, Susan.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Uhhhhh... narnia, right?

Uummm, kiss Aslan, marry Susan, kill Caspian?

Paper, staplers, chickens.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Chicken, marry Paper, kill Staplers

A scadrian waffle cook, Nameless, TLT.