Kiss, Marry, Kill (Anyone Edition)

[Going_North_cal]

The Sanderson edition is going off the rails, in terms of who's being killed, kissed, or married.

Use non-sanderson characters and anyone and anything here instead of there!!

I'll start.

Laptop, PC, Xbox

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Kiss PC, marry Laptop (my beloved), kill Xbox.

Rock, paper, scissors

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Rock, marry paper, kill scissors.

tvtropes.org, wikipedia.org, fandom.com.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Easy. Kiss Wikipedia, marry TvTropes, kill Fandom.

Paleo, Argent, Chaos

[Guest]

Uhhhhhhhh 

Kiss Paleo, marry Argent, kill Chaos (sorry, I'm so sorry, don't ban me) 

Also should we use Sharders in this? 

Kaz Brekker, Mia Corvere, Inej Ghafa

[Going_North_cal]

who the heck are those people also no i dont think we should use sharders

Uhhhhhhhh marry kaz, kiss mia, kill inej

idk who they are so uh sorry :|

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Who's next?

[Going_North_cal]

oh uh-

Russia, India, Ireland

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Hmmmmm kiss India, marry Ireland, kill Russia

 

A cello, a viola, a bass

[Going_North_cal]

Kill Viola, Kiss Cello, Marry Bass

Piano, Europe, Pizza

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss Piano, Marry Pizza, Kill Europe (sorry brits).

Index finger, Middle finger, Ring finger.

[Going_North_cal]

Kiss ring finger, kill middle finger, marry index finger

Stomach, liver, brain

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Ewwwwwwwww... And if I kill any one of them, I'll die too!

Kiss Stomach, Marry Brain, Kill Liver.

Ants, Snails, Crabs.

 

[Going_North_cal]

KILL ANTS IN COLD BLOOD, Marry Crabs, kiss snails

Giraffe, Elephant, Capybara

Edited February 15, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss giraffe, marry capybara, kill elephant

Africa, Europe, Asia

[Chinkoln he/him]

Kiss Asia, marry Europe, kill Africa 

 

red, pink, white

[Szeth's Facepalm]

hmmm that's hard

depends on the shade of pink, but probably kiss pink, marry white, kill red 

Oathbringer, Hero of Ages, Warbreaker

[Going_North_cal]

Marry Oathrbinger, Kiss Warbreaker, Kill Hero of Ages

Purple, Blue, Carmine Red

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss purple, marry blue, kill carmine red.

Girl Genius, xkcd, Gunnerkrigg Court.

[Going_North_cal]

Kill Girl Genius, marry xkcd, kiss Gunnerkrigg Court.

Eliza, Angelica, Peggy

Edited February 16, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer

[Morningtide she/her]

Kiss Eliza, marry Angelica, kill Peggy (didn't she turn traitor?)

7 hours ago, Elf said:

Kaz Brekker, Mia Corvere, Inej Ghafa

Kiss Inej, marry Kaz (I'm a little weird ok) kill Mia

Black, white, grey

[Going_North_cal]

Just now, Ookla the Theoretical said:

kill Peggy (didn't she turn traitor?)

no the person who played Peggy also played Maria Reynolds, a separate character. Unless, you're referring to actual Peggy Schuyler, in which case I have no idea.

1 minute ago, Ookla the Theoretical said:

Black, white, grey

Kiss white, marry gray, kill black

[Robin Sedai she/her]

1 minute ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Kiss white, marry gray, kill black

Options please?

[Going_North_cal]

oop sorry i keep forgetting :|

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Laurens, Mulligan, Lafayette

[Mystic Syn she/her]

Uhhh, been a while since I’ve delved into the Hamilton fandom..

Kiss Laurens, marry Lafayette, and kill Mulligan.

I’m very surprised no one has done this yet, and i kinda want to mess with people right now, so I’m sure people are gonna come at me,,

The Ward’s Guard, Condensation, Channelknight Fadran