Kiss, Marry, Kill (Anyone Edition)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

On 11/26/2022 at 2:25 PM, Ookla Carried by the Wind said:

Kiss GRRM, marry Jordan, kill Rothfuss (nothing against him, I just haven't read his books)

... You... you forgot... the second half of your post...

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Indeed. Thanks for telling me!

KMK car, bus, subway. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss bus, Marry Car, kill subway.

KMK Darth Vader, Palpatine, Darth Maul.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

...

ew

 

Kiss Darth Vader, Marry Darth Maul, Kill Darth Sidious.

Beans, Lentils, Brussels Sprouts.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss lentils, marry beans, kill Brussels sprouts.

Belgium, UK, Hungary.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Hungary, marry the UK, kill Belgium.

Brazil, Argentina, France.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss France, Marry Brazil, Kill Argentina (Sorry Argentina, we're still friends <3)

Soviet Russia, Romanov Russia, Russian Federation.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Kiss Romanov Russia, marry Russian Federation, kill Soviet Russia.

Elton John, Michael Jackson, Bruce Springsteen.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Ehhh... I had to Google that last one. Kiss Elton marry Bruce kill Michael, I suppose.

Tree spirit, water spirit, fire spirit.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Kiss fire spirit, marry water spirit, kill tree spirit.

Cereal, milk, bowl.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Marry bowl, kiss milk, kill cereal.

Whisky, wine, vodka.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Uhhh… I don’t drink… so… kiss wine, marry vodka, kill whiskey?

Yes, no, maybe.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Kiss yes, marry no, kill maybe.

Tiny water bottles, Normal sized water bottles, Giant water bottles. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Marry Giant water bottles, kiss normal sized water bottles, kill tiny water bottles.

Golden doodle, German shepherd, Husky.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Marry German shepherd, kiss husky, kill golden doodle.

This was a bloody hard one. I like dogs, but I don't really like huskies, they're kinda mean, but I'd rather have a rough-ish dog than a doodle.

Beach, Forest, Mountains

[Edema Rue she/her]

Marry mountains, kiss forest, kill beach.

Bass, carp, halibut 

Edited February 9, 2023 by Aes Sedai

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Kiss carp, marry bass, kill halibut.

Fire, handwarmers, and blankets.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Kiss fire, marry blankets, kill handwarmers.

Mistborn Era One, Mistborn Era Two, The Stormlight Archive.

[S. Stormy she/her]

Kiss Mistborn Era One, marry The Stormlight Archive, kill Mistborn Era Two.

Bunsen burner, firepit, oven.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss bunson burner, marry firepit, kill oven.

Quantum physics, regular physics, hypothetical physics.

[Wittles he/him]

kiss quantum physics, marry hypothetical physics, kill normal physics.

ocean, river, lake

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss lake, marry ocean, kill river. 

$2 bill, $1 coin, 25 cent bill.

Edited February 9, 2023 by Sequence
Yes, they're all real things.

[Cash67]

Kiss $1 coin,, marry $2 bill, kill 25¢ bill

Lemons, limes, grapefruits

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Kiss grapefruits, Marry lemons, kill limes.

Wireless earbuds, wired earbuds, headphones.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Kiss headphones, marry wireless earbuds, kill wired earbuds. 

Tomatoes, zucchini, peppers.