Mulk Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 38 minutes ago, Truthweaver said: When this conversation happens: Dad: "Your evil minion is following you." Me: *Looks over shoulder and sees my cat* "Oh, that's just my spren. We've bonded." Dad: "Really? It's a weird-looking spren. What kind is it?" Me: *Studies cat intensely. Cat flops onto his back and stretches* "I'm not sure. It hasn't given me any Stormlight powers." Dad: "Oh, it must be a Voidspren. I saw its eyes glowing red once." Hilarious. I'm of the opinion that cats are ennuispren 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathon Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 When you stare at the blank pages at the end of Oathbringer thirsting for more and hoping that an extra chapter will just magically appear there... it didn't work 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 17 minutes ago, Jonathon said: When you stare at the blank pages at the end of Oathbringer thirsting for more and hoping that an extra chapter will just magically appear there... it didn't work Or the next book will appear on your bookshelf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 When you’re watching the new Star Wars movie, and the whole time you’re just thinking: “Sanderson could do so much better than this.” Then you start wanting to reread some of his stuff. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickbronze Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 (edited) When you see that your coat has a sleeve extension on the left sleeve but not the right and wonder why. Then you think "well duh, it's a girls' coat" Then you feel unmasculine because you're wearing a girls' coat I may or may not not have actually thought it was a girl's coat for a second Edited December 18, 2017 by Ookla the Noble 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 When you have a dream about you three-year-old cousin reading Mistborn. It was weird. When you think you see someone reading Oathbringer at a swimming pool, but they’re leaving when you notice, so you don’t get a chance to ask, or talk to them about it. When your Wi-Fi password is cosmere related. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 Biochromatic? Shalladin? Shadolin? I am, unfortunately, bad at remembering passwords. ? This password is safe, I think. ? Now, see, this password is excellent. ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 When ALL your passwords are Cosmere related 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliax Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 When you put your left glove on before your right one so you can feel Vorin for just a minute 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 When you have to do a project on a book for English, (I couldn't do a plain book report, for some unknown reason) caller Character in a Bottle, and you choose to write your paper on Kaladin. Then I decorated a jar like Kaladin. Syl, spear, brands, and Bridge Four patch included. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 That’s storming adorable. Storming. Adorable. Kaladin shouldn’t be adorable!!! Noooooo!!! @Tesh, what have you done!?!? Take my upvote. Just... take it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickbronze Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 When you think of a videogame in terms of Mistborn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyManth3 Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 When there's a treat at a church activity and they're serving cookies, so you casually say to your sister who is currently eating one, "I hope these aren't spiked." When the only reason you remembered someone's name was because you tied it to a Sanderson reference. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cole Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 When you see the League of Legends Voidbringer illaoi skin and you freak out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T8* Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 When you are DMing and you can't help but include cosmere references all over the place 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 When you are absolutely determined to be an Ookla until Koloss Head-Munching Day! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 When you start talking about cosmere stuff, and your friends have no idea what you're talking about, but you don't care because maybe all the weird things you say will make them want to read the books so they can figure out why you're so weird 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliax Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 37 minutes ago, Ookla the maladroit said: When you are absolutely determined to be an Ookla until Koloss Head-Munching Day! Probably a dumb question, but what day is that? Because I thought it was Saturday and apparently I was wrong ^^; 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 @Tesh That is the cutest Kaladin I've ever seen!! Excellent job! You know you're a Sanderfan when... (spoilers for Bands of Mourning/Secret History) Spoiler You see a license plate that says "sovereign" and you immediately associate it with Kelsier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Taliax said: Probably a dumb question, but what day is that? Because I thought it was Saturday and apparently I was wrong ^^; December 19 (Tuesday) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliax Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Ookla the maladroit said: December 19 (Tuesday) Ah, must have gotten 16 and 19 mixed up. Dang, I’d wanted to be an ookla until then too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 (edited) When you and two other Sanderfans are celebrating Koloss Head-Munching day by bringing lots of sugar to school, and completely needing out before school starts. And we have lots of extra candy from decorating gingerbread houses. Edited December 19, 2017 by Tesh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/14/2017 at 5:59 PM, Ookla the Rusty said: Well, that's not including the interludes... Also: When it's spontaneously super foggy one morning and you're both excited and unsettled by it. (And unsettled is the more fitting feeling. Turns out it was a mix of fog and smog. The Deepness has come to choke us to death!) When you think it'd be cool to die like a character in his books would (like suffocating in the mist). When you make a new friend at school just today from both of you fanboying about Oathbringer, then the entire SA, and then the rest of the cosmere. I'm not the only in-depth cosmere-aware Sanderfan at my school and it makes me so happy! I now know of at least four others. Until today it was three. (Edit: It's five now. One of my best friends just finished Bands of Mourning and freaked out about it. Now she has to read Secret History and really get into the cosmere. Muahahahaha!) When you listen to WoBs on Arcanum just to find out how to pronounce character names and the word RAFO. (Turns out, it's with a short vowel. I'd always read it as a long vowel, like Ray-foe. But no, apparently it's Rah-foe. I actually kinda prefer my pronunciation. Also, I found out I'd been saying Renarin's name wrong for a long time. Oops.) You know you're a Sharder when you try thinking of Steelrunners, but the word that comes to mind instead is "Steeldancer". (Edit: You're welcome @Steeldancer) On 12/14/2017 at 5:59 PM, Ookla the Rusty said: Well, that's not including the interludes... Also: When it's spontaneously super foggy one morning and you're both excited and unsettled by it. (And unsettled is the more fitting feeling. Turns out it was a mix of fog and smog. The Deepness has come to choke us to death!) When you think it'd be cool to die like a character in his books would (like suffocating in the mist). When you make a new friend at school just today from both of you fanboying about Oathbringer, then the entire SA, and then the rest of the cosmere. I'm not the only in-depth cosmere-aware Sanderfan at my school and it makes me so happy! I now know of at least four others. Until today it was three. (Edit: It's five now. One of my best friends just finished Bands of Mourning and freaked out about it. Now she has to read Secret History and really get into the cosmere. Muahahahaha!) When you listen to WoBs on Arcanum just to find out how to pronounce character names and the word RAFO. (Turns out, it's with a short vowel. I'd always read it as a long vowel, like Ray-foe. But no, apparently it's Rah-foe. I actually kinda prefer my pronunciation. Also, I found out I'd been saying Renarin's name wrong for a long time. Oops.) You know you're a Sharder when you try thinking of Steelrunners, but the word that comes to mind instead is "Steeldancer". (Edit: You're welcome @Steeldancer) Glad I'm memorable. Means I'm doing something right 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegatorgirl00 Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 When you open a tab to Brandon's website and constantly refresh it in the hopes of seeing the state of the Sanderson. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthweaver Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 2 hours ago, thegatorgirl00 said: When you open a tab to Brandon's website and constantly refresh it in the hopes of seeing the state of the Sanderson. This has been me all day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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