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Fatebreaker

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  1. I believe anyone who is inexplicably black should get bonus points.
  2. If SA was WoT I would get incredibly annoyed with all of the characters at one point or another, especially the females who are all the same, insufferably bored with the dragging storyline towards the middle, and storming tired of hearing about the dang wind. That said it was a good series.
  3. If Tolkien wrote it there would be an entire prologue on the history of colored wines and their use. Adolin would have fallen to the power of the Ring and died, but Renarin would be able to resist. Odium would be said to be immensely powerful, but you would never really see him, just his minions, which would be disappointing.
  4. Aons 10 Breath 10 Elantris 8 Ferring 11 God King 4 Hemalurgy 9 Investiture 10 Lerasium 10 Miles 15 Preservation 10 Kelsier 20
  5. Aons 10 Breath 10 Elantris 8 Ferring 13 God King 6 Hemalurgy 9 Investiture 10 Lerasium 10 Miles 15 Preservation 10 Kelsier 20
  6. I was analyzing writing styles and tropes of different authors, and I thought how some of the books we know and love, Mistborn Way of kings, etc., would be very, very different if written by other famous fantasy authors. Here are some examples: Christopher Paolini - Author of the Inheritance cycle The Mistborn Trilogy would have had the Lord Ruler feeling bad about persecuting the Terris people and Oppressing the Ska. everyone would have gotten full allomantic abilities and a dragon and lived happily ever after. Kelsier would have been Vin's father. George R. Martin - A Song of Ice and Fire All of the Magic would be removed except for a few small things and replaced with sex. Sadeas would have slaughtered the entire Kholin family and taken the throne. Silence would have killed everyone at her inn in a forbidden ritual to save her daughter's life. The result would be an evil demon child thing. Terry Pratchett - The Discworld Series Where to start? Death and Hoid would be very familiar with each other. Nale would smoke a cigar. Nightblood would ramble incessantly about tapestries. Greatshells would be turtles. The Storm father would be an ascended janitor who sought to cleanse the land with a decent wash and a good scrubbing. Elkohar would carry his teddy with him everywhere. Rock would have been a troll, Teft a wizard drop-out, and Lopen would sell chouta at discount prices. kaladin would be the rightful ruler of the alethi, but choose to remain a captain instead. The Stick would actually have been sapient pear-wood and had the power to destroy the Discmere, but no one would have noticed. Sazed would have been an orangutan(quiet, scholarly, and insanely strong when the need arose), the become the first ascendant orangutan C. S. Lewis - The Chronicles of Narnia Hoid would be Jesus. Feel free to add on or create your own.
  7. Aons 10 Breath 10 Elantris 8 Ferring 14 God King 6 Hemalurgy 10 Investiture 13 Lerasium 10 Miles 15 Preservation 10 Kelsier 20
  8. Aons 10 Breath 10 Elantris 8 Ferring 13 God King 8 Hemalurgy 8 Where's the rest of the Dark Alley? C'mon guys, spikes cookies are at stake. Investiture 15 Jah Keved 4 Lerasium 10 Miles 14 Preservation 10 Kelsier 20
  9. In Cosmere(but in no particular Order): Hoid, Nightblood, Wayne, Szeth, Kelsier, and Lopen. Non-Cosmere: Tom Bombadill - Fellowship of the Ring Peter Pan - Peter Pan Elodin - The King Killer Chronicle Long John Silver - Treasure Island Kaa - The Jungle Book Volume 1 Puddleglum - The Silver Chair Death - Discworld
  10. It sounds kinda like a hemalurgic bluetooth line to Harmony.
  11. You wouldn't happen to have been in the general vicinity at the time would you? Maybe "accidentally" tripping while running with a carrot in your hand?
  12. It could be that Honor blades are non-sentient Splinters of Honor, or maybe even combined splinters of Honor and Cultivation. It could be part of why the spren, sentient Splinters, modeled themselves after them, and why they use so much Stormlight.
  13. http://www.roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/ Rejoice for it is already at hand.
  14. It would get even better once Hammond got involved. "But Kel, technically she's part of God, so isn't it wrong to argue against the almighty?" "She's only a sliver of the almighty. And besides, it's not our almighty and he's dead anyway." "But can the almighty ever truly die, or does he technically live on through the splinters of his soul and the power of belief?" Breeze: "Oh shut up Hammond, your giving me a headache."
  15. Aons 10 Breath 9 Elantris 8 Ferring 13 God King 8 Hemalurgy 12 Investiture 13 Jah Keved 6 Kelsier 17 Lerasium 10 Miles 13 Odium 7 Preservation 10
  16. they would undoubtedly bond over their mutual love of flying and hate of nobles.
  17. Aons 10 Breath 10 Denth 8 Elantris 10 Ferring 12 God King 8 Hemalurgy 13 For the Dark Alley Investiture 11 Jah Keved 5 Kelsier 15 Lerasium 10 Miles 13 Odium 10 Preservation 10
  18. We don't spike cookies, we sell cookies. Anything you hear differently is slander. Please report any offending parties so that we may spike deal with them in a non-lethal manner. On the subject of perfectly safe and non-spiked tamales (Which are delicious) We're also looking to expand into other non-dessert pastries like meat pies. You should try some...
  19. Hmm, long range hemalurgy... I approve. It's not as personal as the traditional means, and lacks the same craftsmanship, but it does have it's upsides. You could do it successfully in three ways: Luck, a high precision(or sniper) rifle, or you could just grab a gatling gun and go to town. Or you could combine the traditional approach with the more modern one and use a harpoon gun. So many new possibilities to try. I'm gonna be busy this week.
  20. Aons 10 Breath 10 Chouta 7 It is my sworn duty to uphold tacos, no matter what planet they're from. Denth 10 Elantris 10 Ferring 11 God King 10 Hemalurgy 11 Investiture 11 Jah Keved 8 Kelsier 13 Lerasium 10 Miles 11 Odium 10 Preservation 10 Edgedancers 0 FATALITY
  21. He roams the land, spreading the joys of Hemalurgy where ever he goes. At least, that's what should have happened ...
  22. Well, we already know S is for Stick. i nominate Nightblood for N, I choose chouta for C, and I assume A should be Airsick lowlanders. Or Axies.
  23. For me 8 is octarine.
  24. If you really wanted to bring attention to Brandon's work, you would dress up as a mistwraith.
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