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  1. Fatebreaker
    Ishik 6 Ym 3 Nan Balat 0 FATALITY. Baxil 2 Axies 8 Geranid 3 Taln 4 Zahel 13
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    Pretty good? Pretty Good? It was and is amazing. Fact
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    That would be damascus steel. It is not only superbly strong and terrifically sharo, but it's so pretty... I like whatever I'm given, and several of those have been sogs. Right now I'm lookin' at the Aizu Ring Fighter by Honshu and the Shinwa Black Nodachi Dasmascus. Shinwa also came out with a damascus spear that is gorgeous.
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    Ishik 7 Ym 4 Nan Balat 2 Baxil 3 Axies 8 Geranid 6 Taln 6 Zahel 9
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    Welcome to the 17th. On behalf of the Dark Alley, please receive this cookie as a sign of good faith. Do NOT take the donuts others may offer you. They're so nasty even seagull won't eat them. Ah, Redwall, such memories. Eulalia and all that sort, wot wot.
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    There we go, I knew I couldn't be the only one. Ooh, I want a damascus katana. Shinwa makes some nice ones. so pretty... I also have A full size Andurill replica(the sword that was reforged in LOTR) It's huge and beautiful. I have a nice pair of sai, The double shadow by gil hibben( with autographed box), shurikan, a nice s.o.g. folder, a hand and a half sword, a replica Master Sword form LoZ (all for looks) with it's over the shoulder sheath, a weird dragon fantasy double bladed thingy, a s.o.g. tactical tomahawk that makes for a great thrower, a s.o.g. leatherman, the timber rattler spiked bowie (which broke, so now I use it as a shank) a 6ft leather bullwhip (I know it's not a knife, but still), dual roman gladiuss with a back sheath, and a really old marine fighting knife. But the deadliest of all is my razor sharp wit.
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    Ishik 6 this guy randomly disappeared Ym 4 Nan Balat 5 Baxil 5 Axies 7 Geranid 6 Taln 6 Zahel 8 Szeth 2 But, he has an awesome sword now. if not for szeth, do it for him.
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    Ah, it's so beautiful. Well done BT old chap. Where to go next... We've prepared for that eventuality. The fruit of treequisitors, if they have any, is laced with iocane powder and tastes of burnt eggplant.
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    Ooh, katanas are cool. Have yet to get myself some, but I do own a pair of Chinese hook swords which make me happy. And, in the tradition of the greatest fantasy warriors, I have a frying pan. Bring it goblins.
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    Ishik 6 Ym 6 Nan Balat 5 Baxil 5 Axies 8 Geranid 5 Taln 6 Zahel 6 Szeth 10 Rysn needs a contender
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    That's racist. Well not really, more like occularist. Eye color doesn't really matter because all eyes are the same color when they're spikes.
  12. Fatebreaker
    Here's "And Co." with some delicious also non-spiked brownies. As well as DA donuts, our latest innovation. don't try the donuts offered by others, they are of inferior quality and are offered insincerely. And welcome to the madness that is 17th Shard. Enjoy your stay.
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    If that did it then you should NEVER watch Doctor Who...
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    When one reads fantasy it is inevitable that one will read about weapons. Swords, daggers, battle axes, all kinds. Some of us choose to not just read about them, but procure said items. Are there any other weapon aficionados? If so what tools of pointyness do you of the 17th have? i'll star it off with a US civil war calvary sabre and a ton few hemalurgic railroad spikes. There's more, but let's make sure I'm not talking to myself.
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    Um, have you seen Voidius's profile pic?
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    You laugh now, but just wait till you're picking apples and a Treequisitor branches you.(it's like spiking, but more organic. and it takes a looong time...)
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    Which is actually anti-time, though not to be confused with aunty-time (which generally has more treats). But that's only when time actually exists, which is far less often than you think.
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    If you look at it from a cosmic sense, every year is 2012. And the Edicts of the Dark Alley last for the duration of Reality and Beyond. says so in our charter.
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    Especially donuts. They taste of cynicism and loneliness. Dark Alley cookies on the other hand, taste of beauty and hope. After all it's not for nothing they call it "baked good you can't trust". What's one of your favorite lines from the cosmere? "I'm a Stick" will earn you points and another cookie.
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    With a shardfeather that tickles your soul...
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    Modern Hemalurgy does wonders. It's a similar concept to carrot inquisitors http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/15153-the-carrot-inquisitor/
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    When Inquisitors are involved, nothing is very comforting.
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    No one expects the 17th Cookiquisition! Our chief weapon is cookies. cookies and spikes Our two main weapons are cookies and spikes , cookies and spikes and fear Our tree main weapons are cookies, spikes, fear, and ruthless efficiency Er, among our main weapons are cookies, spikes, fear, ruthless efficiency, and our inventive marketing...
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    Please, by all means try the brownies. They're a new product from the Dark Alley, developed for people like you. Help yourself to seconds. There are absolutely no spikes strings attached. Only chocolatey goodness.
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    Not a complete fan yet? Oh you will be. You will be... In the mean time, have another cookie. If someone offers you donuts don't trust them. they do strange things to the donuts here...
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