Fatebreaker

Edgedancers 25 Dustbringers 4 Because DESTRUCTION!

Well, part two has Interlude I-9: Death Wears White, which is in fact the most badchull fight scene ever. Just sayin'...

I'd be okay with Szeth becoming an all-powerful tyrannical ruler. Especially since he has to advise him.

A mentor of mine just gave me a bag full of rocks(I think it's a kind of shale). That's exciting because somewhere within these rocks are trilobites fossils! And I get to excavate them. Yes!

Bondsmiths 8 Windrunners 5 "Wipe them out. All of them." Dustbringers 12 Truthwatchers 4 Lightweavers 8 Elsecallers 5 Edgedancers 20

Read'n Pratchett. Lot's of Pratchett. So good.

I'd vote for him in a second.

Bondsmiths 9 Windrunners 9 Skybreakers 11 They got two of my favorite characters, what can I say? Dustbringers 10 Edgedancers 13 Truthwatchers 10 Lightweavers 10 Elsecallers 11 Willshapers 3 Stonewards 6

And I thought I was a decent Lego builder...

Hmm, let's try this from another perspective. How about... A Russian Mobster! Heelo mine little friend. I am thinking you should be fire, da? I am stick. I know dat, but Veector wants you should become fire. Dat is not unreasonable, da? I am stick. I know, I know little shtick, but it is time you should beings fire now. We don't want things to get rough, da? I am stick? Let me put it dis vay, you can be shtick, or you can be week supply of tooth picks, da? (wimpers) I am... fire, da?

Did you just equate the Dark Alley, the most dangerous walkway known to the forums, with Colgate? I approve.

knock knock Who's there A Steel Inquisitor A steel inquisitor wh.. WHAM! Silence! Steel Inquisitors ask the questions here! How do you make a tineye fail his driving test? Honk at him. Hey Szeth, what's up? Right now? You.

Man, I would totally join the Ganchos. I wonder what their oaths are like... 1st: Life before death, blah blah blah 2nd: Look on the bright side 3rd: Cousins before Kings 4th: Chouta before all other food 5th: I won't upset my mother

Unless they use extreme hemalurgy.

What was Steelheart's favorite Pixar movie? The Incredibles. Makes for great Propaganda. Supers/Epics are good. People who want to get rid of them are bad.

When you make Lego cosmere minifigs.

Due to an inexplicable cosmic sneeze, the Cosmere and Disney Universes have collided, resulting in new Stories. Here are a few. Kaladdin: the story of a poor boy who gains magic powers thanks to a floating blue magical friend and embarks on a wild adventure. (this one practically wrote itself) The Inquisitor of Kredik Shaw: A monster lives in the spires of Kredik Shaw. Hideously deformed hes live a life of solitude and servitude to his cruel master, Don Rashek, who manipulates him mercilessly, even with emotional allomancy. But the sight of a beautiful skaa woman stirs something within the creatures cold, steely heart. The Jungle Book of Endless Pages: A boy on Roshar get's lost from him village and is raised by a pack of wild axehounds. Chosen: Elsa Davar is hiding from a terrible secret. Her parents are dead, she has strange powers she doesn't understand, and the fate of her family and the entire kingdom rests on her shoulders. As she struggles to conceal her memories and her past and her feelings of fear and guilt, she distances her brother who doesn't understand why his parents are gone or why his sister shuns the company of everyone she's known and loved. Will Elsa embrace her past and her strange powers or is she and the entire kingdom doomed? Chullbo: The story of a chull with a pair of unsightly legs growing from it's back and an unbelievably light carapace. Separated from his mother by a cruel herdsman, he and his little songling friend emabark on an adventure to find his mom and prove that being different doesn't make you worthless.(Warning! contains a scene where chullbo accidentally consumes alcohol and hallucinates about strange, psychedelic, rainbow chull. may not be suitable for younger audiences) Alternative option: Chullbi: Story of a baby chull who's mother is killed by hunters. the end. Come up with your own. I know there's more to be made.

I feel like this should be a separate topic. Creating it now. There we go: http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/15849-disney-and-the-cosmere/

Easier is the route taken by less creative people. ...or lazy ones. Like myself...

Hmm, is there a designated Sanderbot for each series? And if so, the one assigned Warbreaker duty really needs to get back to work. Nightblood is long over due.

when you come up with Sanderson/Disney crossovers. Kaladdin: the story of a poor boy who gains magic powers thanks to a floating blue magical friend and embarks on a wild adventure. The Hunchback of Kredik Shaw The Jungle Book of Endless Pages Chosen: Elsa Davar is hiding from a terrible secret. Her parents are dead, she has strange powers she doesn't understand, and the fate of her family and the entire kingdom rests on her shoulders.

We should put up posters in the various guild courts: Newcago, Raven throne, etc. And commercials. Commercials are key. I'm sure we could get some endorsements from various influential or well known guild members. Something along these lines: Hi, I'm Elsa Steelheart, ruler of the newcago court, and when it comes to completely harmless cookies there's only one place for me. Dark Alley baked goods. People who I send to visit the Dark Alley always experience Spikes of joy, among other things. So don't hesitate, visit the Dark Alley today!"

I tend to be unique in these kind of organizations because I'm the kind of fellow who would spike a guy give a guy cookies and then sell him a coffin napkin before he dies leaves. On another note, I had some thoughts about improving a few things around here. What the Dark Alley needs is a good marketing division. They'd be in charge of advertisements and slogans. Things like : The Dark Alley: baked goodness you can't trust. I did some work for the Ominous Shrine group(which is similar to the DA, but with more cannibalism), and their explorer count went up by 17 percent. I also specialize in TDEDs, trans-dimensional disorientation and ensnarement devices. Mazes that funnel entrants to the center and have sharp, string-cutting corners, Forest paths with sudden steep embankments, poor footing, and complimentary dead trees, and the good old-fashioned decoy wardrobes. All of them can be outfitted with convenient, easy to use spike holders I think a maze would be appropriate because it's technically one big alley, or a mass of smaller interconnected alleys.

Playin' through Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. ...again. So good...