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    Man, I told myself I wasn't going to read any material from Stone Unhallowed before it was published. There goes that resolution...
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    Yeah, but that's a different kind of fun than climbing.
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    SHOUT!!!
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    Destroy Destiny.
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    Whenever you're climbing something you think, "Man, this would be alot easier if I could use Friction." I know some of you want to point out that it would be even easier with Gravitation, but that takes all the fun out of it.
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    When you blame natural phenomenon on spren. A breezy day: Man those wind spren sure are active. Getting hit in the head: woah, that's alot of concussion spren... Volcano erupts: That must be one friggin' huge flame spren, or would it be an eruption spren?
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    And you're always picking up rocks and asking him if it's his oathstone.
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    When ever you read a good fantasy novel and think, "That was good, but it wasn't Sanderson..."
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    When you complain every time you go to bars that they don't have any Horneater lager.
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    Shatter Shards.
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    Not to pick marrow-less bones, but Lift is an Edgedancer.
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    the ability to create sandwiches out of thin air! ...or teleport. that works too.
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    I love steak...
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    Hey, I don't see why everyone is so upset. People are tasty, especially with barbecue sauce.(But then, everything tastes better with barbecue sauce) And since soulcast meat didn't originally come from someone it's not murder, so everyone wins.
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    When you tell one armed Herdazian jokes
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    I think Jeremy Irons(ba-dum-tish) should play Clubs
  17. Fatebreaker
    Correct! Hasta Luego is spanish. But it may also be a rare dialect of Maori That tends to happen
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    Greetings Shard of the 17th number. I felt it my duty to warn you that as you peruse this site you may stumble across Fatebreaker or his comments. You may be offended or confused. Be forewarned! Do not take these comments seriously! Fatebreaker is insane. "Rayse"-ed on a steady diet of anti-logic-sandwiches and all kinds jokes (including puns), he more often than not confounds those who try to converse with him. In fact, we're not sure he's even real... But never the less, he enjoys Sanderson heartily, even going as far as to class it with eating sandwiches and catching reptiles. Feel free to respond with complaints (which he'll laugh at), or questions( which he'll most likely answer cryptically). So that said, hasta luego and good luck. You'll need it. The EverStorm comes...
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    Or you could try Blushweaver's approach...
  20. Fatebreaker
    A few less obvious ones: Steel Inquisitor: I don't feel like killing you. Hrathen: You are a worthy opponent. Vasher: You annoy me less than you used to.
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    I WILL. Nuff said.
  22. Fatebreaker
    I love Szeth. There are many reasons, but the main one is simple: He is a BADASS. Plain and simple. The prolouge for WoK, badass. Death Wears White, Badass. The fact that he's partnering with Nightblood, the funniest weapon of unmatched destruction in the cosmere(and another personal favorite character of mine), BADASS! Also I agree with what Nalan said at the end of WoR. Szeth is not weak, he is unbelievably strong. It's a very twisted strength but strength none the less. I also feel sorry for him. Not only did being chained to the oathstone and such suck, but then learning that it was all for not and that his religion was wrong, I mean, dang. So to summarize, Szeth is an awesome, complex, and a BADASS. I can't wait for Stones Unhallowed. (Pardon my language, but it's hard to find an appropriate synonym for badass)
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    For those of you who liked this "awesome" character, good news! At a signing for WoR I asked brandon about her, and he told me that she was a seed character in said book, and that she would be a major character in the second half of the Stomlight Archive(the last five books). Huzzah!
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    Man, that means I wasted money on that Birthday card...
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    I think Nightblood will probably cause some problems. Wonderfull, hilarious, destructive problems.
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