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  1. Fatebreaker
    Yup, and I'd pair him with a lifeless that was given the command: Tap Dance!
  2. Fatebreaker
    Or: Make puns during battle this is a surefire way to defeat your enemy.
  3. Fatebreaker
    Defeat my foes.
  4. Fatebreaker
    *more singing* All those who oppose his shield must yieeeeeeeld!
  5. Fatebreaker
    Hmm, yeah, I'd eat that
  6. Fatebreaker
    I want a shard boomerang.
  7. Fatebreaker
    Man, those poor Dustbringers can't catch a break...
  8. Fatebreaker
    hate it when that happens, though it does make for a great conversation piece: "Yes, I was stargazing the other night when a mysterious and powerful world-hopper punched me in the face."
  9. Fatebreaker
    Well then I keep trying, burritos, then taquitos, then queso con frijoles
  10. Fatebreaker
    Hmm, tried that. he ended up as a toad as well
  11. Fatebreaker
    But inspiring through destruction is so much fun. Have you tried fire? That's like art, wonderfully fun and destructive art. I find it very inspiring...
  12. Fatebreaker
    How about just an indifferent person? It would be an improvement.
  13. Fatebreaker
    Buckets of it probably.
  14. Fatebreaker
    I'd be a Dustbringer, so I wouldn't have to worry about bandits and their ilk, and I'd have Nightblood so there was always someone to talk to. I'd also invent tacos on Roshar and be a hero.
  15. Fatebreaker
    I'd live on Roshar in the Clear Lake. Chillest place in the Cosmere.
  16. Fatebreaker
    If you look close enough at the center of the milky way on a clear night you can see Scadrial
  17. Fatebreaker
    As was Shallan who couldn't get hers to become fire
  18. Fatebreaker
    Being a Worldsinger, I would use my flute and the fire I stared in the middle of the kids' room to tell them a fantastic bedtime story, while simultaneously soothing and rioting at the appropriate times to make it even better. If they didn't want to go to bed there are two ways to handle it: You could just lash them to the beds, then awaken their blankets to restrain, or you could awaken the beds with the command "Be cozy" and that sounds like a bed I'd want to sleep in. or you could just transmute them into toads, which are like children but not as messy or expensive to feed.
  19. Fatebreaker
    I think you mean Oathstone
  20. Fatebreaker
    No, but my tortoises are named Honor and Preservation and my bearded dragons are Ruin and Dominion
  21. Fatebreaker
    the ferring you are thinking of would be a Gasper
  22. Fatebreaker
    I could use atium to become the best ping pong player in the world, or any sport really
  23. Fatebreaker
    when all of you pets are named after shards
  24. Fatebreaker
    You know you're friends with a Sanderfan when they buy you The Way of Kings for your birthday but read it first
  25. Fatebreaker
    So many possibilities... I could be a firesoul and live in antartica I could be a lurcher and tape coin to everything then never have to leave my reading chair I could be a Gasper and make Stig Severinsen (world record breath holder) look like a wuss I could be a Tineye and ALWAYS find Waldo
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