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    What is a one armed Herdazian's least favorite playground activity? Jump rope. How do you get a one-armed Herdazian to drop whatever he's doing? Give him a high-five. Why was the seventh son angry? Because the third son boiled his eel-shell. You don't get it? Hmph, Horneater humor is wasted on airsick lowlanders. Why did Blushweaver throw her awakened mirror out? Because it's edges were showing purple. Kaladin: What? Arrg, this language has is useless for jokes, it has no proper metaphors. Ooh, ooh, I got one! Shut up Nightblood Pleeeeease? It's reeeealy funny. Fine. Why was the man dead? Sigh... Why? Because we destroyed him because he was evil! ... ... ... It's funny because he's dead.
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    But the problem is once you make it an establishment/buisness then people want to create legislature regarding it. One minute you have a nice, simple Spike farm, then next you're paying a spike tax and getting fined for not using proper restraining systems and unsanitary spikes.
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    Carrot Inquisitors are made by spiking Seedlings.
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    Her final oath should definitely be the following: "I AM A STICK."
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    I might be evil, but I'm not despicable. Chaotic Ancients have standards too ya know.
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    The Way of Kings 11 Words of Radiance 10 The Final Empire 11 The Well of Ascension 10 The Hero of Ages 10 The Alloy of Law 11 Elantris 10 Warbreaker 7 The Emperor's Soul 8 Alcatraz vs The Evil Librarians 10 Alcatraz vs The Shattered Lenses 10 Alcatraz vs The Knights of Crystallia 10 Alcatraz vs The Scriveners Bones 10 The Rithmatist 10 Legion 10 Steelheart 12 Firstborn/Defending Elysium 7 Infinity Blade Awakening 10 Infinity Blade Redemption 8 The Gathering Storm 4 Towers of Midnight 10 A Memory of Light 10 Sixth of the Dusk 9
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    Well, I actually don't have corporal form right now, so it's not an issue. And I confess to nothing, there's lots of reasons that the moon might move. There's major lunar shifts that occur completely naturally, and don't require an ancient mask of power...
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    The Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack is pretty sweet. "I, I-I, I-I'm, hooked on this music" do doo-doo do, "My brain just can't lose it" "Cause it is so cat-chy!"
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    Sometimes I create havoc in the technological plane by nudging the moon out of orbit.
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    My job entails fighting boredom on a intergalactic level and messing with reality for fun. Or is it the other way around?
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    Man, having a Steel Inquisitor as your priest would scare the snot out of me... Can you imagine going to confession? "... and that's it." "Really? That's all of your sins? I'd hate to think you..." Sound of whetstone grinding along the blade of an obsidian axe, "...left something out." Then, inevitably, "I'm sorry my son, but your sins are too great. We must spike the sin out of you."
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    When you think of hemalurgy every time someone offers you a cookie.
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    when you look for cookies whenever you pass by a dark alley.
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    Coinshot 9 Lurcher 10 Tineye 6 Soother 10 Aluminum Gnat 7 Duralumin Gnat 11 Nicroburst 20 Thug 20
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    Did you ever watch Walking with Dinosaurs on the Discovery Channel or When Dinosaurs Roamed America years ago? And did The Land Before Time play a large role in your childhood?
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    There are a plethora of Supers out there, both good and bad. They range from weird to awesome to even wierder. From Superman to Asbestos Girl (yeah, she's real, look her up). My favorites would be Deadpool(breaks the 4th wall constantly, has shiny swords, hilarious, eats chimichangas), Nightcrawler(teleportation is awesome),Venom( he's always so happy, just look at that smile), Black Panther(one badchull hombre), Magneto(Epic. could take down Steelheart in a moment), and Frozone(Where is my Supa-Suit!?). Which are your favorites?
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    That was a fantastic film. When I wasn't laughin' I was groovin' and when I wasn't doing either of those I was yelling for someone Ronan to spike people cheering. I'd see it again. 42 out of 43 towels. (let's see who get that reference)
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    Another Great Auk aficionado? You're all right. And I always wanted a pet megatherium, they seemed so friendly and chill. It's just like a Saint Bernard. just a little different. a little. I also forgot to mention Nothosaurus as one o' my favorites. As books go The Lost World by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is a classic and a great read.
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    Well, the Megalodon tooth is the biggest and shiniest, but I'm more aof a reptillian fellow myself, so I'd have to say my Spinosaurus tooth. Hmm. favorite dinosaur... Well I'd say it's a toss-up between Deinosuchus and Deinonychus. Runners up: Liopleurodon, Amargasaurus, Therizinosaurids, Allosaurs, Styracosaurus, the list goes on and on.
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    Finally, another Fossil Fanatic. I am an avid amateur paleontologist and have a wide variety of fossils I collected, including but not limited to a tooth from a megalodon, one from a mosasaurus, one from a spinosaur, and many other fossils of different sorts. I have visited museums and research institutes all over the nation, from Dinosaur National Monument to the Smithsonian Natural History Museum. I've even found a few fossils myself, though they weren't too exciting, just some prehistoric mollusk shells. If you have the chance I reccomend visiting the Black Hills research institute in South Dakota, Which is comprised of one of the most fossil-filled museums I've seen and a world renowned Fossil Casting facillity i got to tour. I was planning on going into paleontology as a career, but opted for Herpetology instead.
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    Maybe he disguised himself as one of the sailors. It seems the most probable explanation. Shallan is not always super aware of her surroundings, especially when drawing, and it would have been easy for someone to observe her and what she was working on.
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    Purelaker fish 7 Epics 27 Twinborn 16 Feruchemist 8
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    And vegans don't have to worry because no animals were actually harmed. (I need an evil laughter emoticon)
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    Depending on what spike flavor
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    I can vouch that they're rich in iron.
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