Fatebreaker

One person who I think might have a chance of beating TLR is Magneto. He can control metal and his helmet protects him from emotional allomancy(it's probably made of copper.) But given that decapitations only annoy TLR, it's no sure thing.

Kelsier 26 Miles 8 Ferring 2 you can't save it. Death is imminent.

Greetings. Welcome to the strange and twisted world that is the 17th Shard. Ignore the donut offered to you as it is most likely laced with something. Instead take this perfectly benign cookie...

Welcome to the 17th. Assume everyone here is crazy, unless they are members of the Dark Alley. They are completely trustworthy, and any cookies they offer you don't contain spikes and are beyond suspicion. That was easy.

hahahaha hahahahahaha MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!! Nah, probably not. The stranger rolled up the parchement, then both quill and scroll dissolved into smoke. The Stranger looked up with that grin that danced among nightmares and spoke It has been a pleasure doing business wit' ya, bud. Make sure you post your endorsement. If you need inspiration the lovely Elsa posted hers in the Alley for all to see. It was quite moving. He turned to the rest of the room. And make sure the rest of you watch his eyes. It's true when they say they are windows to the soul. Mine are no exception. He laughed, madness spren swirling in a wild frenzy. Then he exploded into smoke, grey billows of it washing around the hall. Laughter echoed. It had been a fun trip.

Kelsier 30 Miles 10 Ferring 8

Ain't that the truth. Stranger grinned and pulled out a black feather from his sleeve. He held out both scroll and feather to BT. Just sign on the dotted line please. Try not to smudge the ink. He winked, and a silver line appeared on the black parchment. The courtroom held it's breath...

Oh man, this brings back memories off the pvc bows we made as kids. Those things were awesome! I could shoot mine across the entire pasture, over the street, and into the neighbor's yard. I still have an old longbow my cousin gave me that I strung with some heavy duty cord a long time ago. I've no idea what the draw is, but it's not easy to pull back. I would practice more often but my brothers and I lost all the arrows. i'm not that bad of a shot, but we only had about five arrows to begin with. I generally prefer throwing weapons such as tomahawks, knives, and shuriken. Lefty, I'll have you know I'm from California and I LOVE weapons. I have have a bunch, even a pair of Chinese tiger swords, or hook sword as you may know them. But you're generally right. With all the dumb laws and restrictions, accruing weapons is pretty darn difficult in California and in the midwest it's pretty easy. I envy you the fact that you can get switchblades, butterfly knives, and sword canes shipped to your home. I have to have them shipped to cousins in Colorado who send 'em to me. We should start a weaponry thread.

Well I checked with Voidius and there's no leader. So unless you want to talk to another Denizen, I have all the authority needed to make this deal. And while I appreciate Chaos's work, he is not in fact our leader. Cool guy though, has a winning smile. So BT, do we have an Accord? (Not the Honda)

I thought so. Well I prefer not having a leader unless he's a puppet, because political puppet shows are fun.

Voidius, there wouldn't happen to be a leader of the Alley, would there? Someone asked me, and I said no, but you've been here longer, so you would know better than I.

Stranger threw back his head and laughed. Laughter spren darted around in circles as his laughter echoed throughout the hall. When he finally stopped he grinned at BT in amusement You wish to speak to my master? You assume that I serve someone. Neither I nor the Dark Alley have a master or a leader. That is where the dark alley is unique among the guilds. Oh, certain members have been there longer, and others have a higher rep, but there is no leader. Once you are inducted into the Alley you are trusted to lead yourself. Certain members such as Voidius and myself are more aggressive, ahem, salesmen and Kurkistan started a list of certain individuals who qualified, but that is all there is too it. I'm sure you could ask Voidius to stop by if it would make you feel better, but these endorsements have been my scheme. Or maybe there is a leader and I'm simply unaware. Who knows.

The DA can endure pony migrations. We just have to wait them out. In the mean time, we can experience with selling cookies to different species.

Stranger clapped Well done! Very theatrical. Any way let's get this over with shall we? This offer reads as such: We the Dark Alley thank you for receiving us, blah blah blah... ah the good part: and wish your official endorsement. This will be in written form, signed and sealed by yourself and any high standing members of the court who wish to do so as well. This can be written as an advertisement or a proclamation. For this service you will receive a plethora of benefits. These include, but are not limited to: A discount on all DA baked goods, 3 spiked well fed servants sent to you each year, a 5% decrease of sales among your subjects, and a free consultation if you ever need help, ahem, baking. He looked up from the scroll and smiled Feel free to refuse, but be aware we'll only ask once, and Newcago has already taken advantage of this opportune situation. However, I think you are the sort of chap who can tell which way the wind is blowing. And whether you admit it or not, you're finding the darkness more and more, attractive, these days. And I know all about that. He grinned a knowing grin. Madness spren swirled around him, but his glowing eyes showed a frightening clarity. Your choice.

Welcome to the 17th Shard, which is home to the Dark Alley, which is home to the 17th Shard. I assume you've come to help with the Dark Alley's, ahem, research?

Greetings Mattan, welcome to the 17th, home of the Dark Alley. It's dangerous to go alone, take this cookie...

Magneto thinks so.

Kelsier 30 Miles 13 Ferring 11

...and ran smack into wall. The stairs led into solid stone. His eyes scoured the wall for several minutes looking for a hidden door. Search as he might, there was no secret passage to be found. A finger tapped him on the shoulder. Are we looking for something? Behind him stood the Stranger, holding a large, half eaten sandwich. He took a large bite and pulled a black scroll a scroll from the confines of his coat. Anyway, I hate to interrupt your search, but I have the proposal here if you wish to hear it. Side note: I vote for matrim's first picture

Kelsier 29 Miles 15 Ferring 15 Lerasium 4 We know how this is gonna end.

Nothing really scares the Denizens, except maybe our mothers.

Kelsier 26 Kelsier is the one thing you cannot kill: Hope. Miles 18 Ferring 17 Lerasium 8

Sorry, Guardians of the Galaxy reference Translation Earth - English

Kelsier 24 Miles 20 Ferring 19 Lerasium 12

Well, we at the DA strive for nothing if not the perfection of hemalurgy amusement.