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  1. Fatebreaker
    Awaken a hat with the command "Sort." Find out what Radiant order you're in.
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    Especially if the donuts have frosting. It's contains a highly addictive narcotic that tastes of 3-week-old-eggplant casserole. Oh, and welcome to the 17th. Favorite in cosmere ability?
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    What, no cookies? Dang. Oh well, your loss. They're an experience like no other. Literally. How about some delicious brownies instead? We've all kinds, from dark chocolate to blondies. Please ignore your self preserving instincts unfounded doubts and try one.
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    Hmm, hemalurgy, cookies, I think we have a candidate. Shardchellist, have you ever been interested in joining the Dark Alley? It is a most illustrious walkway, and we're rather fond of, ahem, baking...
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    The Dark Alley approves of this thread. EVERYTHING. It'd look like a giant metallic porcupine of destruction. It is would be GLORIOUS.
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    And there's retirement benefits if you achieve immortality.
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    Aw well, it was a close game. I suggest cosmere religions.
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    We simply research new recipes and techniques. Size, alloy flavor, placement, species, that sort of thing. Other divisions include sales, marketing, and ???.
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    Rysn 10 And whose fault is it that she's a cripple? Her OWN. Zahel 4
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    Welcome to the Alley. Mind the shadow vipers, they can be, uh, playful with newcomers. If you're interested, you can be a part of our research team!
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    What?! "Don't eat the cookies"? Says who? Not eating Cookies* a bad idea. Studies by the DA Research team show that people who eat Cookies are happier. Don't think of it as an offer of spikes sweets, think of it as an offer of happiness. So please, have some happiness...
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    Hmm, you've been a member for a while now, so this may or may not work, but here goes: Welcome to the 17th Shard. Have a cookie. I would compound Steel, because speed is usefull and steelpushing is awesome. Edit: I read this before I found out you were inducted to the alley.
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    Rysn 10 Zahel 13
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    Zahel 13 k'mon, he's so much cooler Rysn 13
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    This is gonna be a close game Zahel 17 Rysn 14
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    Thud! by Sir Terry Pratchett
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    Then once again it falls to the Dark Alley Axies 0 FATALITY. Zahel 15 Round 2: Fight! Zahel 20 Rysn 20
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    Man, that'd be a unique way to go, death by epilogue
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    How would that work? It wouldn't let you read key chapters, or it wouldn't let you skip ahead? Or it might not let you finish the book at all.
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    Hmm, this one shows promise...
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    Welcome to the Shard which is numbered 17th. It's a great place, but sometimes the folks here can be a real pain in the neck. (Not really, I just had to make that joke) Please take this cookie from the Dark Alley. It is not in any way spiked. Ignore the donuts others will offer you. They taste of chull food and disillusionment. Welcome to the Madness!
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    Ishik 5 Come on, let's have at least 3 contenders in the final round. Axies 4 Geranid 0 FATALITY. Zahel 17
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    He didn't return the soulcaster, so I collected my due. I didn't work alone though, I had help from PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Axehounds and stuff) Oh and by the way, Ishik 6 Baxil 2 Axies 6 Geranid 3 Taln 0 FATALITY. Zahel 14 Three DA kills so far, one of which was a herald (supposedly). This has been a good round.
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    I think the spren would consider it ridiculous. It's kind of like loving an idea. You can appreciate the beauty and grandeur of a sunrise, but trying to marry it is just stupid and pointless. Ba-dum-tisssssh. Good one.
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    Ishik 7 Ym 0 FATALITY Baxil 4 Axies 6 Geranid 3 Taln 4 Zahel 11 you can only heal one point
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