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I don’t care what people say nothing will ever beat the bravery it takes to blindly reach for a hot curling iron.
And I don’t care what people say nothing beats the feeling of accomplishment that I get when I get the handle.
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Im so proud of my bumper stickers
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noice
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I love them...
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bootiful
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Hi there. it's been a while.
Picking up where we left off (which in other words means random pointless updates from Hen), I'm "quitting" sugar. Cooooooold turkey. It's hard. but anyway,
I looked at a bar of soap tody and thought "Mmmmm That looks yummy"
And this has been updates from Hen.
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Ene
me too
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Yay no sugar gang
its very hard
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I tried eating soap once
it's not worth it
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Alright.
I’ve got an idea.
Hear me out.
SpoilerA 5 person teeter totter.
SpoilerThis amazing and only slightly dangerous contraption came to me in a dream (which means of course, that it’ll be amazing, and completely fail safe)
SpoilerSo it’s a teeter totter with 5 people, and to get on it you have to be harnessed cause this thing gets wild.
Each of the 5 main bars are connected to eachother, to the ceiling, and to the floor, by a bunch of ropes and pulleys. They’re all movable from side to side and up and down. In the center, there’s a hoop. I think you see where this is going (or maybe it so contrived only my sleep drunk brain could make these connections). There’s also a ball. The goal of the game is to get a basket, first person to make one wins. But, since everyone’s connected by both the basic teeter totter stuff, and by the ropes, there are so many ways to stop someone from making a goal. You could use gravity, pull on a rope and hope it connects to them, ALL THE THINGS.
SpoilerOh and did I mention the whole thing spins? Also in my dream physics wasn’t really... the first priority. So I just have to make this thing so that it doesn’t bother physics. And also find a way to keep the ropes from getting tangled. And also a million other problems.
But I think it’s a solid plan.
SpoilerAlso also in my dream I played this in the backstage of a baseball game during half time. There are so many things wrong with that sentence I can’t even comprehend it.
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Awesome I’ve got 5 guinea pigs, I’m so pumped
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Now just to build the thing...
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It looks like your roster is already filled up, but maybe I could ride on someone's shoulders?
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I would call what I have a tan.
Nor would I measure said tan by shade of skin tone.
but I might measure my tan by pigments.
in which case I have a slightly darker pigmentation then I did 5 days ago.
And this has been: the random thoughts of Hen
SpoilerAnyway, have a sunset!
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That’s a pretty sunset!
SpoilerNot pretty BOOTIFUL!
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Tans are nice!
AND OOOOOH SUNSET
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LOOK WHAT CAME!!!
I mean, I’ve already read it. But that crack in the spine of a freshly opened book is just :chefskiss:
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Ooooooooooh
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Oh, nice!!
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Ah, yes, I love the cracking of my spine when I open a book.It's so perdy!!!
That's awesome!
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*Ahem* Alrighty, I've got a couple things, nothing that you probably care about but I'm sharing anyway
Number 1:
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Its a record I painted for my friends birthday
The lyrics are from a song called "Fred jones part 2" I painted the Spotify code on the back but I sadly don't have a picture of that. The lacquer is a bit uneven which bothers me but oh well.
Next up we have:
SpoilerDrum roll please
SpoilerMy to be read list. I'm sharing it simply because there is SO MUCH Ahjsdhakljshdlashdk;jash
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And those are just be books I do have. The books on my TBR list that I dont have yet are:
Spoiler2,3 of Wool
2,3 of A Darker Shade of Magic
2 of Six of crows
2,3 of shadow and bone
1-12 of Alex Rider
1-5 of Fablehaven
1-4 of Dragonwatch
Enders shadow
The Chemist
pfffffft I'm fine. Are you fine? Cause I'm fine.
I guess I shouldn't complain though, since I have control over my to be read list. I just want to read ALL OF THEM and there are SO MANY asjbdlasjbnf;klajefbhlsdhf ;lekf;onf;on
*deep breath*
The true purpose of this status update: Hen makes things harder on herself then they need to be.
Okay okay. Last but not definitely not least (I think that award goes to the TBR list (well actually probably not cause that's so long. This phrase is dumb):
SpoilerGo, my friend, and drink some water
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Hen, that record looks amazing!! (Ben Folds is amazing)
Also holy cow that’s a lot of books. Go! Quit looking at my reply! Get reading!
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I got Red Rising, I'm going to read it soon.
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My book list is so similar! I want to read all the books in the world, but there's so many of them!!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!
Today on Hen shares things she makes,
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This is a Christmas present I made for one of my friends! I’m just a tad proud of it
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It's so cute!
And crocheting is a very underrated skill.
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Just a tad?!? That’s Storming amazing!
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I
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Guess what!
SpoilerSoggy donut
SpoilerHmmm that doesn’t work as well as chicken butt does it.
SpoilerI met Scarletfox today!!!! AJSKAKSKKAKAKAKAJSJSJAJ IT WAS AMAZING. Scarlet my family loves you just so you know. We didn’t talk for long but still it happened.
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So ‘take out girl’ doesn’t find you!
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You gotta watch out for Scarletfox: Take out Girl (also known as take away girl in some countries)
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Ok. . .
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I... *deep breath* okay, I was looking through my old voice memos cause I used to record myself singing and playing the piano and stuff... okay. I cant play the piano. I am horrible at it. But I was SO PROUD of myself when I recorded these ahhhhhhhhh little Hen was so... *face palm* here’s one:
its literally 10 seconds long and I remember just beaming with pride ahhhhhhhhhh
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I. Hate. The. Rep. Limit.
*SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
I love it! Greatest showman is amazing!
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Ahhhhh no the praise, it hurts. Let me make fun of myself in peace.
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AMAZING!
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Guess what
SpoilerChicken butt
SpoilerHehe
SpoilerI made this for my friend to distract me from the lack of RoW in my life. (Sorry they’re sideways, I’m to excited to take the time to fix them)
SpoilerWhy am I excited you may ask?
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SpoilerOkay that’s all you can go back to your life now.
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Holy cow! That looks awesome and congratulations!
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Thank you
The words I hand painted, I'm really proud of them. It was hard to get them that straight.
And yeah, RoW is nice too
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Dang I can only imagine! Cuz yeah they look perfectly straight literally looks like it got printed on. Nicely done!
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Was queen ever real, or did we simply imagine her? Like a myth that we all took part in.
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queen come back!
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If I see one more "RoW came!!!" Status update I am going to shed tears.
SpoilerI'm not saying don't post them, I'm just saying that I WANT MY COPY ALREADY
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*Rhythm of War came*
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Mat, get off this status update.
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*Gently nudges Fadran out of the group hug*
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I wasn't following you already? I'm sorry, I thought I had!
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Hehe. It's ok! Thanks for following me back!
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This is you're friendly reminder to go drink some water!
SpoilerIt has come to my attention that I drink a dangerously low amount of water. But I've been drinking the same amount of water for so long that I guess I'm just used to being dehydrated?
SpoilerYou're supposed to have half your body weight in ounces every day. So for me, I need about 75 Ounces. Yesterday the only thing I remember drinking is an 8 ounce cup of water that wasn't even full.
SpoilerDrink water, Its good for you!
Seriously, go drink some.
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I've survived by having the goal to empty my water bottle daily--some days I'm good, sometimes not...
Thanks for the reminder to maintain a safe level of brain lubricant!
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I just ordered a water bottle with time markings that tell you how much you should drink by a certain time. It should help. Yay for progress!
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Woo! That's awesome!
I didn't know they made those! (But seriously, that sounds super cool)
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It is officially November. You know what that means?
SpoilerCHRISTMAS MUSIC!!!!
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Thank you for that.
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Have you no respect for Thanksgiving?!?
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None at all. *shakes head disapprovingly*
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Okay so I have another stamp that I made (This was actually my first one, not the Soulstamp), but I didn't want to make an album for it cause... there's only one, and its not really Sanderson art, so I'm just putting it here!
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Its a big stamp and its hard to ink without an ink roller which... I don't have, so the ink is really light and a little choppy, but tada!!!
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That's awesome. I really like that one, it's cute.
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Wow I totally never even knew that could be a thing. Must take some pretty good carving skills though
Cool stuff!
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holy storms hentient that's awesome!!
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I think I found your spirit animal Connie.
Quote“Oh, come now. It won’t be so bad as you think. They’re will be hardly any pain at all.”
“I don’t care if there’s pain or not. I’ll still be dead. And you used the wrong version of ‘they’re.’ You wanted ‘there’ instead.”
“I did? How can you tell? They’res no difference in the sounds they make.”
“Actually, I can hear apostrophes.”
“What, really?”
“Yes. I can hear spelling too, actually.”
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*Ahem* I think is is how you do Status updates?
Okay, Question time. Does anyone have the setting turned on where is tells you if people you follow post new content? Wouldn’t that get... annoying?
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I have email notifications, but I never check those.
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So, I have Shard notifications, which I do get when someone I follow posts something. I largely ignore those, although sometimes not.
Then, I have email notifications, which are for the stuff I want to pay attention to, and I check all of those/archive them when I know I've read them.
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yeahhhh..... had those on for a bit but got annoying pretty fast. Especially if you follow a bunch of people. Super up to you tho especially with the two systems of email and Shard notifications.
For me, I have all email notifications off cuz I'd rather just log in and check for notifications than have to check my email to then come here (I also never looked at them lol). Then for the ones on here I do as Condensation does and leave status updates and things I follow on (+ mentions, quotes, follows, etc.).
I also do the auto follow for things I post to because generally if I'm posting I want to know how the rest of the convo goes and just makes it super easy. Then, I just remove topics that hath kaputted every once in a while.
