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I don’t care what people say nothing will ever beat the bravery it takes to blindly reach for a hot curling iron.
And I don’t care what people say nothing beats the feeling of accomplishment that I get when I get the handle.
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Im so proud of my bumper stickers
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Hi there. it's been a while.
Picking up where we left off (which in other words means random pointless updates from Hen), I'm "quitting" sugar. Cooooooold turkey. It's hard. but anyway,
I looked at a bar of soap tody and thought "Mmmmm That looks yummy"
And this has been updates from Hen.
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Alright.
I’ve got an idea.
Hear me out.
SpoilerA 5 person teeter totter.
SpoilerThis amazing and only slightly dangerous contraption came to me in a dream (which means of course, that it’ll be amazing, and completely fail safe)
SpoilerSo it’s a teeter totter with 5 people, and to get on it you have to be harnessed cause this thing gets wild.
Each of the 5 main bars are connected to eachother, to the ceiling, and to the floor, by a bunch of ropes and pulleys. They’re all movable from side to side and up and down. In the center, there’s a hoop. I think you see where this is going (or maybe it so contrived only my sleep drunk brain could make these connections). There’s also a ball. The goal of the game is to get a basket, first person to make one wins. But, since everyone’s connected by both the basic teeter totter stuff, and by the ropes, there are so many ways to stop someone from making a goal. You could use gravity, pull on a rope and hope it connects to them, ALL THE THINGS.
SpoilerOh and did I mention the whole thing spins? Also in my dream physics wasn’t really... the first priority. So I just have to make this thing so that it doesn’t bother physics. And also find a way to keep the ropes from getting tangled. And also a million other problems.
But I think it’s a solid plan.
SpoilerAlso also in my dream I played this in the backstage of a baseball game during half time. There are so many things wrong with that sentence I can’t even comprehend it.
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I would call what I have a tan.
Nor would I measure said tan by shade of skin tone.
but I might measure my tan by pigments.
in which case I have a slightly darker pigmentation then I did 5 days ago.
And this has been: the random thoughts of Hen
SpoilerAnyway, have a sunset!
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LOOK WHAT CAME!!!
I mean, I’ve already read it. But that crack in the spine of a freshly opened book is just :chefskiss:
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*Ahem* Alrighty, I've got a couple things, nothing that you probably care about but I'm sharing anyway
Number 1:
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Its a record I painted for my friends birthday
The lyrics are from a song called "Fred jones part 2" I painted the Spotify code on the back but I sadly don't have a picture of that. The lacquer is a bit uneven which bothers me but oh well.
Next up we have:
SpoilerDrum roll please
SpoilerMy to be read list. I'm sharing it simply because there is SO MUCH Ahjsdhakljshdlashdk;jash
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And those are just be books I do have. The books on my TBR list that I dont have yet are:
Spoiler2,3 of Wool
2,3 of A Darker Shade of Magic
2 of Six of crows
2,3 of shadow and bone
1-12 of Alex Rider
1-5 of Fablehaven
1-4 of Dragonwatch
Enders shadow
The Chemist
pfffffft I'm fine. Are you fine? Cause I'm fine.
I guess I shouldn't complain though, since I have control over my to be read list. I just want to read ALL OF THEM and there are SO MANY asjbdlasjbnf;klajefbhlsdhf ;lekf;onf;on
*deep breath*
The true purpose of this status update: Hen makes things harder on herself then they need to be.
Okay okay. Last but not definitely not least (I think that award goes to the TBR list (well actually probably not cause that's so long. This phrase is dumb):
SpoilerGo, my friend, and drink some water
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!
Today on Hen shares things she makes,
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This is a Christmas present I made for one of my friends! I’m just a tad proud of it
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Guess what!
SpoilerSoggy donut
SpoilerHmmm that doesn’t work as well as chicken butt does it.
SpoilerI met Scarletfox today!!!! AJSKAKSKKAKAKAKAJSJSJAJ IT WAS AMAZING. Scarlet my family loves you just so you know. We didn’t talk for long but still it happened.
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I... *deep breath* okay, I was looking through my old voice memos cause I used to record myself singing and playing the piano and stuff... okay. I cant play the piano. I am horrible at it. But I was SO PROUD of myself when I recorded these ahhhhhhhhh little Hen was so... *face palm* here’s one:
its literally 10 seconds long and I remember just beaming with pride ahhhhhhhhhh
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Guess what
SpoilerChicken butt
SpoilerHehe
SpoilerI made this for my friend to distract me from the lack of RoW in my life. (Sorry they’re sideways, I’m to excited to take the time to fix them)
SpoilerWhy am I excited you may ask?
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SpoilerOkay that’s all you can go back to your life now.
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Was queen ever real, or did we simply imagine her? Like a myth that we all took part in.
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If I see one more "RoW came!!!" Status update I am going to shed tears.
SpoilerI'm not saying don't post them, I'm just saying that I WANT MY COPY ALREADY
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I wasn't following you already? I'm sorry, I thought I had!
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This is you're friendly reminder to go drink some water!
SpoilerIt has come to my attention that I drink a dangerously low amount of water. But I've been drinking the same amount of water for so long that I guess I'm just used to being dehydrated?
SpoilerYou're supposed to have half your body weight in ounces every day. So for me, I need about 75 Ounces. Yesterday the only thing I remember drinking is an 8 ounce cup of water that wasn't even full.
SpoilerDrink water, Its good for you!
Seriously, go drink some.
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It is officially November. You know what that means?
SpoilerCHRISTMAS MUSIC!!!!
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Okay so I have another stamp that I made (This was actually my first one, not the Soulstamp), but I didn't want to make an album for it cause... there's only one, and its not really Sanderson art, so I'm just putting it here!
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Its a big stamp and its hard to ink without an ink roller which... I don't have, so the ink is really light and a little choppy, but tada!!!
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I think I found your spirit animal Connie.
Quote“Oh, come now. It won’t be so bad as you think. They’re will be hardly any pain at all.”
“I don’t care if there’s pain or not. I’ll still be dead. And you used the wrong version of ‘they’re.’ You wanted ‘there’ instead.”
“I did? How can you tell? They’res no difference in the sounds they make.”
“Actually, I can hear apostrophes.”
“What, really?”
“Yes. I can hear spelling too, actually.”
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Me: Hey [My brothers name], name a baseball movie
My Brother: 24
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*Ahem* I think is is how you do Status updates?
Okay, Question time. Does anyone have the setting turned on where is tells you if people you follow post new content? Wouldn’t that get... annoying?
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yeahhhh..... had those on for a bit but got annoying pretty fast. Especially if you follow a bunch of people. Super up to you tho especially with the two systems of email and Shard notifications.
For me, I have all email notifications off cuz I'd rather just log in and check for notifications than have to check my email to then come here (I also never looked at them lol). Then for the ones on here I do as Condensation does and leave status updates and things I follow on (+ mentions, quotes, follows, etc.).
I also do the auto follow for things I post to because generally if I'm posting I want to know how the rest of the convo goes and just makes it super easy. Then, I just remove topics that hath kaputted every once in a while.
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I didn't know they made those! (But seriously, that sounds super cool)
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