Sharder One-Liners

[S. Stormy she/her]

"You are asleep in a wall. I don't know if there's any problems associated with that, or..."

-@The Aspiring Archivist

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

"I dunno. Why did she turn into a beet?"

-@CalanoCorvus

[S. Stormy she/her]

"Yeah, and uncle voidlight too"

-@IheartKaladin4eva

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

"Bound by blood, freed by deed."

@The Halcyon Girl

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

You are asleep in a wall. I don't know if there's any problems associated with that, or...

- @The Aspiring Archivist

I ACTIVATE MYSTICAL SPACE TYPHOON!

- @The Wandering Wizard

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, NerdyAarakocra said:

You are asleep in a wall. I don't know if there's any problems associated with that, or...

- @The Aspiring Archivist

I ACTIVATE MYSTICAL SPACE TYPHOON!

- @The Wandering Wizard

You should come join the insanity clinic.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Having big eyebrows is always fun - @Sequence

You Ruined my streak, how every spiked of you. - @The Wandering Wizard

I sit up - 
"My beats are so sick, you will start to trip / My rhymes are so ill, you'll start taking pills
Falling from that car, you stared from afar / You're standing in awe, didn't note my skin's raw
Rub burn to the bone, I leave you all alone / So now please excuse me, see you in the cemetery"
and then i die - @AltonicKeys

"...Clairence?" I sob, tears running down my face. - Me

Szeth adopts me as his pet cat, and Nightblood and I become besties. - @Telrao

And can you explain this?! *holds up an arm that is half invisible* - @EmulatonStromenkiin

Why is my dinner fuzzy? - @Tani

This is fun...how many more can I find...

but that was also a lie, it wasn't even Paul atriedes. it was actually... Thaidakar eating a pancake in an old bathing suit. - @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

If you want to find random Sharder quotes, go into the depths of TLT and don't return until you have something like the quote above.

It won't take long.

Someone else killed it with a poisoned Peanut-butter pie. - @Nameless

Suddenly, pine-kumquats. - Me

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

15 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Having big eyebrows is always fun - @Sequence

You Ruined my streak, how every spiked of you. - @The Wandering Wizard

I sit up - 
"My beats are so sick, you will start to trip / My rhymes are so ill, you'll start taking pills
Falling from that car, you stared from afar / You're standing in awe, didn't note my skin's raw
Rub burn to the bone, I leave you all alone / So now please excuse me, see you in the cemetery"
and then i die - @AltonicKeys

"...Clairence?" I sob, tears running down my face. - Me

Szeth adopts me as his pet cat, and Nightblood and I become besties. - @Telrao

And can you explain this?! *holds up an arm that is half invisible* - @EmulatonStromenkiin

Why is my dinner fuzzy? - @Tani

This is fun...how many more can I find...

but that was also a lie, it wasn't even Paul atriedes. it was actually... Thaidakar eating a pancake in an old bathing suit. - @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

If you want to find random Sharder quotes, go into the depths of TLT and don't return until you have something like the quote above.

It won't take long.

Someone else killed it with a poisoned Peanut-butter pie. - @Nameless

Suddenly, pine-kumquats. - Me

TLT and Inverse ask everyone everything seem to have a lot XD.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

17 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

but that was also a lie, it wasn't even Paul atriedes. it was actually... Thaidakar eating a pancake in an old bathing suit.

my best line in the shard by far.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

35 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

my best line in the shard by far.

But what if it was God-Emporer Leto II eating a waffle in a new bathing suit?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

But what if it was God-Emporer Leto II eating a waffle in a new bathing suit?

pff. Paul is a better character, fight me.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

pff. Paul is a better character, fight me.

Why would I argue about that?
Honestly, anything after the first three isn't worth reading.

Well, maybe God-Emperor.

But nothing else.

Edited October 31, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, NerdyAarakocra said:

Why would I argue about that?
Honestly, anything after the first three isn't worth reading.

I agree, tho, book three wasn't that good in my opinion. the first two thirds were amazing, then the last part just killed it for me.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"But what if it was God-Emporer Leto II eating a waffle in a new bathing suit?"

-Me, four posts ago.

[Cinnamon]

”O great Feline Elantrian, I as your humble servant, I only ask for your blessing in my endeavors. My family is starving” - @Sequence

 

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

The Cellist’s soul is currently owned by the Communist hat god, as far as i know - @Ranryu

[Cinnamon]

"put some human hair on Telrao"- @Potato's Wit

“But that was unrelevant.” - @The Bookwyrm 

“ahhhh bookwyrm this killls me. The pain when I read “unrelevant” is insurmountable. It’s IRrelevant!! Ahhhhhhhh, help” - me just now irl (my brother thinks I’m crazy)

(Sorry Book, idk if this is a joke or not but… it just hurts my soul, it sounds so incorrect. I’m not trying to be malicious or anything but ahhhhhh)

“Kaladin singing Let it Go.” - @NerdyAarakocra

…

“And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, Shards and Spren, Cognitive shadows of all ages, I present to you The Third Ideal: A remix of Let it Go from Frozen” - NerdyAarakocra

“I shake my head to get rid of the stanky hair”- @Telrao

Edited November 1, 2022 by Cinnamon

[Telrao she/her]

I drop into the party in my Sheoldred costume and start a dance fight. - @NerdyAarakocra

but her smile slowly faded. “I think I’m going sane, kitty.” - @The Halcyon Girl

The potato is stuck in a pipe. She squeaks. She wiggles. - @Potato's Wit

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

10 hours ago, Cinnamon said:

“ahhhh bookwyrm this killls me. The pain when I read “unrelevant” is insurmountable. It’s IRrelevant!! Ahhhhhhhh, help” - me just now irl (my brother thinks I’m crazy)

(Sorry Book, idk if this is a joke or not but… it just hurts my soul, it sounds so incorrect. I’m not trying to be malicious or anything but ahhhhhh)

As the grammar critic of my family and friends, I'm allowed to break grammar in specific ways to cleverly highlight the reasons why we hate English. I am sorry for the annoyance. 

"It's a happy identity crisis, but it's still an identity crisis." - @InfiniteInsanity to @That1Cellist with me in the vicinity.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Yes, it has eyes, but the cannon is obscuring the face."

@Rabbit Unmade

Edited November 1, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

*Bows* Thank you, thank you!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Every stick is a sword waiting to happen." - @The Wandering Wizard

Such wise, wise words....

Also: "The @InfiniteInsanity is spreading. It cannot be held within." - @That1Cellist

Edited November 2, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

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“So I may or may not have killed four people… though, one was on accident…”

- @2EmLee2

“But I wanted to cut off its head…”

-Also @2EmLee2

Edited November 2, 2022 by Enter a username

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Hey yo it's the Sibling coming in! And guess what little humans, I came to win. No I won't let up or give you a reprieve, cuz now that I've arrived, you might as well leave. While you're off fighting wars, running 'round and killing, back here in Urithiru, well I'm just chilling. Allomancy, hemalurgy, forgery and aons, nothin' is as awesome as just plain old Nahel bonds. Sibling, out."

--@The Sibling

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Realmingsburg creates a medicine to treat insomnia but only have anti-insomniac patients to test it on so they develop a catscanner that kills the patients and then the king slaughters all the scientists and used their research to create an army of unsleeping slaves."

--@Channelknight Fadran