Sharder One-Liners

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

"I don't know what my tonsils are like." - @The Bookwyrm

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"I know where that came from. It came from that one thing." - @InfiniteInsanity

[Ranryu she/her]

"It won't cut me." *cuts himself on a magnetic chessboard* - @That1Cellist

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

"But it was this big deal like, she's dead now, but if you want you can eat a sandwich with her flesh." - @The Bookwyrm

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"There was a sandwich with meat from the Queen of England and I ate a bite of it." - Me.

I had some weird dreams last night.

[Ranryu she/her]

"No dog is too big, no pup is too small. No matter their size, we'll murder them all." - @Potato's Wit 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"It's like a three-legged hippopotamus. One of the legs will break."

-Me, quoting my math teacher.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

On 11/2/2022 at 8:46 AM, The Bookwyrm said:

"Every stick is a sword waiting to happen." - @The Wandering Wizard

Such wise, wise words....

So true very wise

[Ranryu she/her]

"I was quite unhappy with being consumed" - @That1Cellist

"Suddenly, pineapples." - Everyone on TLT ever

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

13 hours ago, Ranryu said:

"Suddenly, pineapples." - Everyone on TLT ever

Kind of disappointed that me quoting ASDF a few times evolved into a TLT trend .

[Ranryu she/her]

“You have been smacked. For science.” - @Potato's Wit, in front of amused black belts.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

"Why is your head so pointy?!?" - @Ranryu, after being smacked on the foot with my apparently pointy head.

"Why does everyone think I'm having an identity crisis?" - @That1Cellist after being accessed of having an identity crisis.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

"I like trigonometry." - @The Bookwyrm "Never say those words again." - @That1Cellist

"I have baby frogs that vape." - @Ranryu as misheard by me

"Why am I in Sharder One Liners so much?" -That1Cellist

[Ranryu she/her]

"I've seen baby frogs that big." - me, what I actually said.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

"Quick we need happy frogs! ... Those are not happy frogs." - @That1Cellist

[That1Cellist he/him]

Yeah, happy frog is apparently a thing from a game and not just art of happy frogs.

[Ranryu she/her]

"No no no! Not those kind of witch people." - @That1Cellist

[That1Cellist he/him]

Ok, never mind. I give up.

Edited November 9, 2022 by That1Cellist

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"I was counting my toes as fingers." - @Ranryu

Please, other people, post on this thread again...it's being overtaken by the same four people...

Edited November 9, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

"I have made the observation that [InfiniteInsanity]'s head is hat shaped." - @That1Cellist

[S. Stormy she/her]

4 minutes ago, AquaRegia said:

Here at the 17th Shard, the party NEVER STOPS!  *cue bumpin' music*

 

Edited November 9, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

"Oh my gosh, there's a real person named Jarabadinka!" - @Ranryu

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“You’ll like Vin. She kills people.”

-@2EmLee2

[S. Stormy she/her]

"We need louder slipper socks!"

-Yours truly

[Telrao she/her]

"Yep. Just... skipping across the road with a banana. That's normal..." - Real life Telrao