Sharder One-Liners

[BlueWildRye he/him]

" been summomed"

-Rye

[Through the Living Hope]

If you are a version of the shirtless dancing guy… - leadership training video

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

"I'm so cute. I'm so tall. I can't do anything." - all said by one of the residents at the retirement home i work at within like 10 seconds total

[Edema Rue she/her]

On 7/24/2024 at 8:38 AM, Spark of Hope said:

If you are a version of the shirtless dancing guy… - leadership training video

I KNOW THE EXACT VIDEO YOURE TALKING ABOUT

[Vyzkel He/Him]

11 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

I KNOW THE EXACT VIDEO YOURE TALKING ABOUT

SAME

[Wierdo he/him]

"Oh goodness...I just tried to turn down the volume on the microwave" ~ @Edema Rue

[LightRinger he/him]

“Hello, little girl. You’re so warm.” - @Edema Rue

[Edema Rue she/her]

6 hours ago, LightRinger said:

“Hello, little girl. You’re so warm.” - @Edema Rue

THAT DOESNT COUNT

THINGS I SAY IN CHARACTER ARE GOING TO BE SKETCHY EVERY TIME

IM NOT A CREEP I PROMISE

[BlueWildRye he/him]

"No, I don't want to touch your banana slug."

[Edema Rue she/her]

13 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

"No, I don't want to touch your banana slug."

I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR BANANA SLUG

[BlueWildRye he/him]

2 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR BANANA SLUG

It's my little brother's, and while I can't give context I will say that it's not an actual banana slug.

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 minute ago, BlueWildRye said:

It's my little brother's, and while I can't give context I will say that it's not an actual banana slug.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

"EVERYONE IN RUSSIA IS DEAD NOW "

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"How would you feel if I licked you?" ~ @SmilingPanda19

 

"ROCKS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!" ~ @Wittles

 

"BLOOD AND BLOODY ASHES, MAY THE LIGHTBURN YOUR SOUL, STORMING CHASMFIEND OF A MAN" ~ @Edema Rue

 

"I think I like bonding over mutual disgust!" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

 

"Blue-eyed girls don't have souls." ~ @Part Of The Narrative

[Edema Rue she/her]

4 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

"How would you feel if I licked you?" ~ @SmilingPanda19

 

"ROCKS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!" ~ @Wittles

 

"BLOOD AND BLOODY ASHES, MAY THE LIGHTBURN YOUR SOUL, STORMING CHASMFIEND OF A MAN" ~ @Edema Rue

 

"I think I like bonding over mutual disgust!" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

 

"Blue-eyed girls don't have souls." ~ @Part Of The Narrative

Yeaahhh I probably said that at some point

[Through the Living Hope]

On 7/30/2024 at 7:33 PM, Edema Rue said:

THAT DOESNT COUNT

THINGS I SAY IN CHARACTER ARE GOING TO BE SKETCHY EVERY TIME

IM NOT A CREEP I PROMISE

There was one, don’t remember who posted it here, from the IC regarding not hearing from the remains of Roy’s soul due to time zone issues

 

 

All of these were overheard at band camp (only one of them was said by me)

Murder all ops

-homophobic chicken- (dashes because I heard NONE of the context)

Hey, you! (Shaking can of Advil) Wanna buy some drugs?

 

Edited August 2, 2024 by Spark of Hope

[strmblsd he/him]

"Come over here and give me a kiss" ...of death.- @JohnnyKaizen

[JohnnyKaizen he/him]

4 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

"Come over here and give me a kiss" ...of death.- @JohnnyKaizen

 I didn't know this thread existed before now. This is a fun way to find out.

[Cash67]

@SmilingPanda19 You need to bring in the quotes from Epic

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

Yessss I will @Cash67

[BrechioSwordMouse he/him]

@Vyzkel Willbender: "You should retaliate with a giant hot dog"

[Vyzkel He/Him]

4 hours ago, BrechioSwordMouse said:

@Vyzkel Willbender: "You should retaliate with a giant hot dog"

Oh my gosh I did say that.

“I also met one from Ukraine” - @BrechioSwordMouse

[BrechioSwordMouse he/him]

2 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Oh my gosh I did say that.

“I also met one from Ukraine” - @BrechioSwordMouse

I don't remember this but I know who I was talking about.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

"They don't like to use their tongues."

-my sister

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]