Edema Rue she/her Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 On 4/3/2024 at 8:50 AM, WhyEverNot_8 said: *me when she is a nerd* OY -_^ ”hahahaha SUCK it evil head voice” @Spark of Hope 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spark of Hope Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Person in my writing class: What's your favorite country besides [country we live in]? Me: Bro, [country we live in] isn't even my favorite country. Teacher: Well, what is your favorite country? Me: ... Me: I don't know but it sure ain't [country we live in] 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anguished_One she/her Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 @Part Of The Narrative in Blue “I’m a thirsty song writer.” “Because of course I need to have Hamilton in bed with me.” “Where is thou pork?” “Unfortunately, I don’t have ribs. I’m ribless!” “Can you tell I’m insane?” “I’m sO cOnFuSeD!” “A WOMAN?! Dam- daaangg…” “I don’t want your whole frickin’ life story!!!” “Pork chops with celery and almond salad…” “30 jUcIy pork chops recipes!” “I legitimately cannot.” “So I like… picked him up cause I was apparently strong, and like yeeted him into my arms then dumped him is someone’s lap.” “I’m talking to my cognitive shadows that are around me. I have three right now.” “Marry, Tam, and James. Those are my current cognitive shadows, guys.” “No, wait… it’s Ernie. James is the cousin. Marry, Tam, and Ernie.” “Ernie is… trying to manifest a shadow cookie.” “I’m not insane, guys!” “Just because I’m not as white as you, doesn’t mean I can’t be Elsa.” “Disclaimer: I may be high!” “Remember that time i died? It was really fun!” “To think i would have lived to see the day i got rizzed up by a ginger…” “I cannot count the number of people i have slept in the same bed as.” “You vile little mushroom killer!” “I made two shrooms last night but they’re both blind cuz my safety eyes didn’t get here yet” “Your octopus is still staring at me judgmentally!” “We love a man that’s gunned up” @SmilingPanda19 in Purple “Mmm! Inhaling smoke is so fun!” “Don’t mind me violently assaulting my phone…” “What if I just like… eat you?” “Munches on cat” “Stop shaking, I’m not actually going to eat you!” “I gotta go eat my cat for dinner!” “Two hits. I hit you, you hit the floor.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake she/her Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 "do you think if i pray enough i'll get a house-husband?" - @TheGreatSnail 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash67 he/him Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 40 minutes ago, shortcake said: "do you think if i pray enough i'll get a house-husband?" - @TheGreatSnail MY WORD Snail (the answer is who knows but God) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spark of Hope Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 (edited) "I don't like being stabbed." -Me, to @InfiniteInsanity, upon accidentally stabbing myself in the back of the leg with very sharp pencils Edited April 12 by Spark of Hope 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 (edited) "chat demands blood. Y E E T ." - @Just_a_Fan Edited April 15 by Just_a_Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 @Lecky Twig's last line. "Don't you think it's time to stand up? I'll wait as long as it takes for you to calm down, I'll wait for you. But when you're ready, we've got work to do." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 “I’m going to stab someone. In the most loving way possible.” - @Edema Rue 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 “Nah, nah it’s good, I’m fine, trust me!” - Me after stabbing myself in the hand with a knife (spoilered because of a potentially uncomfortable topic [blood]) Spoiler (there was lots of blood, and it was running down my arm Weirdly enough the stab didn’t hurt until much later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 1 hour ago, Weaver of Lights said: “I’m going to stab someone. In the most loving way possible.” - @Edema Rue I...didn't realize this was a weird thing to say... 30 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said: “Nah, nah it’s good, I’m fine, trust me!” - Me after stabbing myself in the hand with a knife (spoilered because of a potentially uncomfortable topic [blood]) Reveal hidden contents (there was lots of blood, and it was running down my arm Weirdly enough the stab didn’t hurt until much later. Wait- Wait maybe don't do that- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 Just now, Edema Rue said: I...didn't realize this was a weird thing to say... Wait- Wait maybe don't do that- I mean… It was an accident. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 (edited) "what was my subconscious on, that made this junk seem like a good idea??? still gonna use it tho." -me, reading some campaign notes I wrote at 9:30 pm out of boredom and lack of sleep. "[character] is too tired to sleep" -said notes, among other things. Edited April 18 by Just_a_Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake she/her Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 @TheGreatSnail: *touches my hand because I told her to* me: *gasp* "did you just propose?!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anguished_One she/her Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 2 banger lines from an off-shard friend (code-name Shallan) “A person who dies and gets resuscitated, is basically ding dong ditching God.” - Shallan “I’m addicted to life. I’d literally die without it!” - Shallan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake she/her Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 I don't know if someone already did this one "I wish England was real" - @justice magician 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anguished_One she/her Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 "Remember the scene where Kaladin holds back the wind? Well replace Kaladin with you and the child with your friends that’s basically what you do for us, or for me at least. Your friendly nature eats away at the pain, destroying it." ~ @WhyEverNot_8 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 10 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said: "Remember the scene where Kaladin holds back the wind? Well replace Kaladin with you and the child with your friends that’s basically what you do for us, or for me at least. Your friendly nature eats away at the pain, destroying it." ~ @WhyEverNot_8 I mean it Dude tbh I’m really happy with that analogy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anguished_One she/her Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 1 minute ago, WhyEverNot_8 said: I mean it Dude tbh I’m really happy with that analogy You should be very proud of that analogy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anguished_One she/her Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 "Nothing productive comes from waiting" ~ @Shardwatcher01 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 “Pig robbery!” - Friend 1 ”Gimme your pigs!” - Friend 2 ”You can have my wife!” - Friend 3 ”Hold on just a second…” - Me (We were playing the card game Cover your Assets and friend 2 stole friend 3’s piggy banks) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anguished_One she/her Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 One last quote from Veil "Guess I should probably stop talking before my efforts to make you believe I love you and you’re an amazing person backfire and give you more ammunition for your collection of plastic bullets that you think are metal “ ~ @Part Of The Narrative AAAANNND Chaotic bus ride. Quotes. Spoiler for potential racism (sorry but they're teenage guys-) and implied sexual humor. Spoiler “Grab his thighs as a punishment!” - Brayden “Back whin aye used tah live dowrn in Allybammma… we gots wunna dem stiiles out in dem wooods… we used tah make aouchyhool … you take that across the border, son.” -Brayden “WE ARENT MONKEYS IN A ZOO WE ARE MONKEYS ON A BUS!” -Caleb “We aren’t black Caleb.” -Braden “Oh… right..,” -Caleb “HES TOUCHING ME- HES TOUCHING ME!!! HELP!!! *screaming*” -Brayden “How do we have girlfriends?!” -Caleb “CALEB IS TOUCHING MEEEE!!!” -Brayden “Marcus is throwing rocks!!” -Brayden “He likes all ages… UH I MEAN GENDERS!!” -Caleb “We’re just the dumb little dumplings in the pot!” -Caleb “Teacher doesn’t wanna sit with the black monkeys in the back of the bus.” -Brayden “You are being such a Rosa Parks right now!” -Caleb “Can you tell us how babies are made?!” -Brayden “WOAH!!! HYDROGEN BOMB!!! HYDROGEN GOES BIG BOOM BOOM!!!” -Brayden “Caleb lost his… reproduction… abilities…” -Brayden “Okay kids! Anybody need a potty break you tiny children?” -my teacher “There’s a window! We already took care of it! We aren’t sissy’s!” -Caleb “Brayden! No UberEats this time! I forbid it!”- my teacher “Get this man a whisky and a horse!” -Caleb “I’d totally kiss my cousin! But it’s not Alabama, it’s Pennsylvania.” -Caleb “Hey, okay you’re no longer allowed to have hands.” -Caleb “Just lemme smell your hair one more time.” -Caleb “HE LIKES SMELLING ME!!!” -Brayden “Have you ever done rock paper scissors?” -Cam “No, but I’ve done drugs!” -Caleb “Guys what year is it?! I just got here!” -Nate “I don’t like these people! He’s throwing rocks!!” -Caleb “Serious question. How much wood… could go per square inch up the moon?”-Clay “Answer me you psychopath!”- Caleb “To know firm, you must first know soft.” -Caleb “Can I see your camera for a second? I need to look at my face. I know it’s ugly… I don’t wanna do it either.” -Caleb “I have alcohol!” -Brayden “OH NO I JUST LOST THE GAME!!!” -Brayden “You can touch me, Marcus, I don’t mind!” -Brayden “Hey kids, you wanna come in my basement?!? *creepy tittering witch laugh*” -Nate “Whack it off!” -Caleb “We have to hide all our unregistered guns!” -Brayden “I like sleep! It’s like death without the commitment.”- Nate “Marcus took his shirt off!!!” -Brayden “BRADEN PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!” -my teacher “What do we have to do to make you disappointed?!” -Nate “NO YOU CANT POKE ME!” -Braden “Your feet pics are about to be put online!” -Havalah “Marcus! Stop throwing rocks!” -Caleb 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 "I'm a bad friend." - Me "No!" - @InfiniteInsanity "Yeah, you're horrible." - @TheGreatSnail For the record I was joking when I started this. I think. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spark of Hope Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Yeah I self medicate On cherry Halls. *slo-mo moonwalks out of the room (at least tries to, I don't know how to moonwalk)* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kajsa she/her Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 1 minute ago, Spark of Hope said: I don't know how to moonwalk i'll teach you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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