Sharder One-Liners

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

"I go live with the giraffes."- @The Bookwyrm

[Ranryu she/her]

"I'm tired of killing {@That1Cellist}. Let's kill {@The last Fae in the Woods} instead!" - me, with the sentiment echoed by at least three other people.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Fleet kept running. It's like Thomas the Tank Engine, only with depression."

- Me, IRL

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Storms, what can a puppy do to help us?"

- @Shining Silhouette

[S. Stormy she/her]

"She writes The Plan to murder Santa on the whiteboard."

- @Telrao

"Sheeever me shtorms!

Wit's on da floor?"

- @Shining Silhouette

"I have kind of conquered your hair, bro!"

-Me

Edited November 20, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Sure, and then we staple the fluffy cat to the chainsaw once we get it. - @The Halcyon Girl

[Edema Rue she/her]

we can be a trio of torturers. Say it with me. "torture torture torture Torture TORTURE!!!!" 

--ImportantQuestions

 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

"my scream sounds like a goat. Literaly almost no difference."

—@The Wandering Wizard

 

....Don't ask

Okay this one has to be my favorite one ever

[Cinnamon]

On 11/18/2022 at 1:26 PM, The Bookwyrm said:

"Why is your profile picture a dragon playing the snake game and losing?" - My brother, watching me be on the Shard.

Wait- I thought it was Jormungandr?

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"YOUR mom is a cremling"- @Szeth_Pancakes

"i get my sanderson news from cosmeme instagram accouts with names like 69th_shard and catboy_adolin"- @Ookla the 3 Frogs ina Coat

Edited November 21, 2022 by Cinnamon
adding szeth's one

[Ranryu she/her]

"That's weird. Usually I notice when I become {@The last Fae in the Woods}." - @That1Cellist

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

3 hours ago, Cinnamon said:

Wait- I thought it was Jormungandr?

It's an Ouroboros.

Edit: I had to check; Jormungandr is an Ouroboros, technically, but my PFP isn't supposed to be Jormungandr. It's just a generic Ouroboros symbol that I liked.

I'm not into mythology enough, I suppose.

Edited November 21, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

"[InfiniteInsanity] broke again." - @The Bookwyrm

[Ranryu she/her]

"Friends come and go, but death is a constant." - yours truly 

"NOW LETS GO CARRY OUT OUR PLANS TO POLLUTE THE WORLD!" - @The Halcyon Girl

[S. Stormy she/her]

"Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Okay, my family is leaving. Bye-bye, family."

-Brandon Sanderson

(I was too scared to actually tag him. Nope.)

Edited November 22, 2022 by Ookla the Pencil Taxi

[Odiumiumium he/him]

It is a twisted path to take, one that will only lead to pain, diabetes, and possibly world domination. - @Ookla the Ta'veren

DON'T TURN INTO A KALADIN! ONLY KALADIN CAN BE A KALADIN! - @Ookla the Pencil Taxi

[Cinnamon]

Baby centaurs. The horse part is walking around within hours of birth, but the human part is a floppy, wrinkled up baby for years. - @Ookla the Ta'veren

[S. Stormy she/her]

Quote

@OoklaTheKaladinLover

testing...

Edited November 22, 2022 by Ookla the Pencil Taxi

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Pencil Taxi said:

testing...

if you mention someone in a quote box, it won't ping them

[S. Stormy she/her]

21 minutes ago, Ookla the Quark said:

if you mention someone in a quote box, it won't ping them

That's what I thought.

Quote

@Brandon Sanderson

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Do we have any handheld weapons capable of melting ground-to-air hemalurgic candy canes?"

-Me

[S. Stormy she/her]

"I know everything's going to be okay because the Florid Sword is here"

"Serifs make everything better."

-Moi

[Ranryu she/her]

The butt is glowing. Explode the butt- @The Wandering Wizard 

Mmmm. Slime - @Ookla the Perpetual 

So who’s gonna have an alien burst out of their chest first? - @The Wandering Wizard

[Quivil]

"Throwing up is so last morning." - Me, this morning

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Satisfied, Jasnah turned to the conga line of volcanoes…

@Ookla the Ta'veren

[Ranryu she/her]

"FLUTE!" - Me, any time I meet another flute player