Sharder One-Liners

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

exactly, it's here so it's recorded now.

Someone already did the normal version on the Goat thread, though.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

4 hours ago, Enter a username said:

.... . . ..  .. . . .. . . .. ...... . . .. . .. . . ... . . . .. . .. .

*narrows eyes*

*strokes beard thoughtfully*

What aren't you telling us, Enter....

[AonEne he/him]

11 hours ago, Ookla the 3 Frogs ina Coat said:

Honestly, i'm extremely curious what Ene said originally to spawn this. The belief that someone is sexually attracted to hot cocoa is such a specific thing to come out of a typo. Is there any way we could know what it was?

 

5 hours ago, Ookla the Pencil Taxi said:

Same!

@Enter a username you seem to know. If you aren't willing to say here, pm us or something. I need to know.

I can't actually say it on the Shard, both because of the automatic censor and the fact that we don't want people getting into NSFW discussions - are you guys on Discord? 

[Szeth's Facepalm]

nowpe

Spoiler

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not anymore 

 

 

 

 

[AonEne he/him]

Alright, I just don't really want this to be discussed on the forums - from a mod perspective and a personal one, there are kids here and also I wasn't really expecting this to be posted in a public space tbh  

[Szeth's Facepalm]

alright, we'll drop it

[Channelknight Fadran]

54 minutes ago, Ookla the Archivist said:

Alright, I just don't really want this to be discussed on the forums - from a mod perspective and a personal one, there are kids here and also I wasn't really expecting this to be posted in a public space tbh  

And also me is here. Me does not like NSFW discussions.

[Enter a username]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Archivist said:

Alright, I just don't really want this to be discussed on the forums - from a mod perspective and a personal one, there are kids here and also I wasn't really expecting this to be posted in a public space tbh  

Sorry

Edit: for what it’s worth, I hid my two original posts about it

Edited December 11, 2022 by Enter a username

[Ranryu she/her]

"My chromebook is like a potato but different." - @Ookla the Perpetual

[Immortal Platypus]

"I stand by my statement that milk has learned to teleport." - My little brother

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

"And if [ @Ookla the Perpetual] puts his glasses up like this." *pushes Bookwyrm's glasses on top of his head* "then it looks like he has the giraffe horns!" - @Ookla the Unknowing

[Ranryu she/her]

"You should give {insert name here} the giraffe, because she's tall." - @Ookla the Unknowing

[Immortal Platypus]

"Jesus was resurrected at 50% health." -my friend

"Jesus has weak knees." -my other friend

Edited December 14, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

*gasp* "The glitter moves!" - @Ookla the Perpetual

[Ranryu she/her]

"And then we'll wrap baby Jesus in a blanket made of fruit by the foot." - My seminary teacher

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"*Rises up from the dark depths in which I lurk*

In a heavily distorted rainbow voice:

 HELLO FOOLISH MORTAL I HAVE COME TO DISCUSS ROLEPLAY PLANS"

- Me

[Channelknight Fadran]

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[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"DNA, Devilishly Naughty Acrobats." -me, earlier today.

[Frustration]

1 hour ago, Ookla the [Redacted] said:

...

Greatest one-liner here to be honest.

Edited December 16, 2022 by Ookla the Frustrated.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"What in the sparkly?!"- My seminary teacher, who is also my dad.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"..."

-@Ookla the [Redacted]

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I'm not a band kid, I'm just a kid in band."

- The first bass

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I agree with that statement, as there is a distinct difference between someone who's "in band" and a "band kid".

[Ranryu she/her]

"I (say your name here) solemnly swear to always use Chuck-E-Cheese air whenever I'm in band." - The band director, echoed by all us band kids who swore the oath.

[Quivil]

24 minutes ago, Ookla the Obstinate said:

"I (say your name here) solemnly swear to always use Chuck-E-Cheese air whenever I'm in band." - The band director, echoed by all us band kids who swore the oath.

... what