Sharder One-Liners

[S. Stormy she/her]

1 minute ago, Odiumiumium said:

Fifth: I AM THE PROTECT

 

[Odiumiumium he/him]

"LbD, SbW, JbD (duh)." - @Shallan Stormblessed

Right back at you 

[S. Stormy she/her]

*gasps* It's my first time being quoted in this thread! Thank you!

Well, other than by myself.

Edited November 12, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed

[Quivil]

"Humans are fickle creatures and sentience was a mistake." - IRL @Channelknight Fadran, a long-ish time ago

[Channelknight Fadran]

oh yeah

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Butt celebrated by granting all those that came Fartomancy. - @The Wandering Wizard

[S. Stormy she/her]

1 hour ago, Odiumiumium said:

I...don't think Thor's axe can swear oaths.

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

It worked, but the Demon King is at it again.

- @Channelknight Fadran

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

The universe nearly had to be reset again!
— @The Wandering Wizard

[Cinnamon]

Potoooooooo - @Telrao

[Telrao she/her]

17 hours ago, Cinnamon said:

Potoooooooo - @Telrao

Haha yes

[Ranryu she/her]

"Scold scold. Scald." - @That1Cellist

"Mountain Dew is made from the souls of the green people." - @That1Cellist

Edited November 15, 2022 by Ranryu

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Enough small trees can kill anything."   --@NerdyAarakocra

[S. Stormy she/her]

"Is it just me, or does Elhokar Sadeas, Kaladin's father, seem to be a decent fellow?"

- @Wyndlerunner

Edited November 16, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed

[Odiumiumium he/him]

"Kale is always 26." - IRL @Shallan Stormblessed 

"I would still throw dynamite at the poor chap." - @The Wandering Wizard

[S. Stormy she/her]

1 minute ago, Odiumiumium said:

"Kale is always 26." - IRL @Shallan Stormblessed 

I forgot about that, haha!

[Cinnamon]

@ImportantQuestions: your paw is really soft. It felt really good. Can you slap me again?- 

@Telrao:That... sounds really weird, you know.

 

ImportantQuestions: Yes, but it felt so good. I haven't been slapped by a giant furry paw in eons. So, can you?

[Telrao she/her]

2 hours ago, Cinnamon said:

@ImportantQuestions: your paw is really soft. It felt really good. Can you slap me again?- 

@Telrao:That... sounds really weird, you know.

 

ImportantQuestions: Yes, but it felt so good. I haven't been slapped by a giant furry paw in eons. So, can you?

That was one of the strangest conversations I've had in centuries.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

"Like one out of ten of my toes are frozen." - @The Bookwyrm

[S. Stormy she/her]

4 hours ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

"Like one out of ten of my toes are frozen." - @The Bookwyrm

Hate it when that happens.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Oh nice I was right! I have a *slight* obsession with Mat. 

- @AesSedai318

[Edema Rue she/her]

Ah hi! Oh…the whole world didn’t need to know that. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Why is your profile picture a dragon playing the snake game and losing?" - My brother, watching me be on the Shard.

[Telrao she/her]

1 hour ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"Why is your profile picture a dragon playing the snake game and losing?" - My brother, watching me be on the Shard.

That's actually adorable

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

That’s honestly the cutest thing ever…

”This is a rat pancake”—me, on the blackboard in Spanish class today

”Can I pet it?”—also me, speaking of a locker shelf that a friend was using as a mini table

”ITS A SHRIMP.”—me again, holding most of a powdered donut (it did sort of look like a shrimp…”

And now here’s a real one.

The Council of Bob informed them that they'd received a zero on their complaint for grossly going against the required format.

@Nameless