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[Mat he/him]

9 hours ago, Condensation said:

So, has everyone been able to go to church every once in a while?

>:( No.  My state has some... interesting laws regarding when stuff actually happens and when we can go back. I haven't gone to my ward since March.  

Though when we went to Utah on vacation in July for three weeks I went to church twice! Just not in my home ward.

We have had ward zoom meetings, and the sacrament at home, but it's not the same. Hopefully we can go back soon.

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 hour ago, Matrim's Dice said:

>:( No.  My state has some... interesting laws regarding when stuff actually happens and when we can go back. I haven't gone to my ward since March.  

Though when we went to Utah on vacation in July for three weeks I went to church twice! Just not in my home ward.

We have had ward zoom meetings, and the sacrament at home, but it's not the same. Hopefully we can go back soon.

I haven't been to church since March either! It stinks and I hate it; I miss everyone there.

I guess I did just have a youth zoom meeting this morning, so I'm actually sitting on a couch with my laptop on the Shard, wearing my white shirt and bowtie.

[Mat he/him]

4 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

I haven't been to church since March either! It stinks and I hate it; I miss everyone there.

I guess I did just have a youth zoom meeting this morning, so I'm actually sitting on a couch with my laptop on the Shard, wearing my white shirt and bowtie.

We're having a ward one today... and getting a new Bishop! My grandpa was my Bishop, and then he moved.  So the Stake got special permission to release him and call a new one. That's today, so that's kind of something. It's still not in the building though, grrrr  

That's still not for a few hours, so I'm still in my pajamas from last night...

[I Am A Fish he/him]

7 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said:

That's still not for a few hours, so I'm still in my pajamas from last night...

I am a fish, and need no pajamas.

[Negative_Null They/Them]

50 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

I haven't been to church since March either! It stinks and I hate it; I miss everyone there.

I guess I did just have a youth zoom meeting this morning, so I'm actually sitting on a couch with my laptop on the Shard, wearing my white shirt and bowtie.

I knew you were a bowtie person!

[Channelknight Fadran]

2 minutes ago, Negative_Null said:

I knew you were a bowtie person!

You did?

[Negative_Null They/Them]

I mean, if you had asked before you said that I would have said you were 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

17 minutes ago, Negative_Null said:

I mean, if you had asked before you said that I would have said you were 

I'm so confused.

1 hour ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

I haven't been to church since March either! It stinks and I hate it

You hate church? I can be grumpy Sunday morning, but that takes it to an extreme.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

1 minute ago, I Am A Fish said:

You hate church? I can be grumpy Sunday morning, but that takes it to an extreme.

First of all, fish go to church?

Second of all, I'm pretty sure he meant that he hates not being able to go to church.

[Channelknight Fadran]

3 minutes ago, I Am A Fish said:

You hate church? I can be grumpy Sunday morning, but that takes it to an extreme.

I don't hate church. I hate not church...ing. What? Did I just write that sentence?

1 minute ago, DramaQueen said:

Second of all, I'm pretty sure he meant that he hates not being able to go to church.

Queen gets it! Also whoohoo! QUEEN IS BACK!!!

[I Am A Fish he/him]

1 minute ago, DramaQueen said:

First of all, fish go to church?

Yep. Just because I'm a Fish doesn't mean I don't believe in religion.

1 minute ago, DramaQueen said:

Second of all, I'm pretty sure he meant that he hates not being able to go to church.

I know, the wording was funny enough I had to say that.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

9 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Did I just write that sentence?

It's been a while since you've said this!! You used to say it at least once a day...ish.

11 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Queen gets it! Also whoohoo! QUEEN IS BACK!!!

 I already miss not being able to see the stars super clearly. I could see the Milky Way!

[Channelknight Fadran]

4 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

It's been a while since you've said this!! You used to say it at least once a day...ish.

 I already miss not being able to see the stars super clearly. I could see the Milky Way!

Mmm.... Milky Ways.... not as good as Twix, but a close second.

You want me to ask whether I wrote a sentence or not more often? Did I just write that sentence?

[Frustration]

On 8/20/2020 at 1:43 PM, Condensation said:

Hello! I am a MotCoJCoLDS!

That looks like McDonald's to me

And @DramaQueen have you never taken your fish to church?

[Chinkoln he/him]

I never knew this existed! Well, here I am. 

[Vapor she/her]

Welcome!

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

19 hours ago, Frustration said:

That looks like McDonald's to me

And @DramaQueen have you never taken your fish to church?

Actually...no. Why would I? The only fish I've ever taken is Goldfish crackers when I was like 5.

21 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Mmm.... Milky Ways.... not as good as Twix, but a close second.

You want me to ask whether I wrote a sentence or not more often? Did I just write that sentence?

I don't know why, I just noticed that every time you would write an odd sentence, you would say, "Did I just write that sentence?"

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 minute ago, DramaQueen said:

Actually...no. Why would I? The only fish I've ever taken is Goldfish crackers when I was like 5.

I don't know why, I just noticed that every time you would write an odd sentence, you would say, "Did I just write that sentence?"

That's because I legitimately wonder why I wrote something when I do.

[Chinkoln he/him]

5 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

That's because I legitimately wonder why I wrote something when I do.

I believe they invented the "backspace" key for that very reason.

[Retrac he/him]

1 hour ago, DramaQueen said:

Actually...no. Why would I? The only fish I've ever taken is Goldfish crackers when I was like 5.

I'm a bit older then 5 and I still take Goldfish crackers to church.  

[Chinkoln he/him]

6 hours ago, Retrac said:

I'm a bit older then 5 and I still take Goldfish crackers to church.  

Older than 5 would be... *computing* answer generated. Age = π

[Channelknight Fadran]

That awkward moment when you have to throw together a lesson for FHE but you only have ten minutes.

[Mat he/him]

2 hours ago, Chinkoln said:

Older than 5 would be... *computing* answer generated. Age = π

But... π is 3.1415926...etc, etc, which is... less than 5? 

...Am I missing a joke here?  

[Chinkoln he/him]

In reference to both real life and "The Fellowship of the Thing", I am an otter. I don't need to obey the laws of the universe, it takes to much time and energy to obey those silly things.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

1 hour ago, Chinkoln said:

In reference to both real life and "The Fellowship of the Thing", I am an otter. I don't need to obey the laws of the universe, it takes to much time and energy to obey those silly things.

*too

(You're welcome, @Condensation)