whattheHoid she/her Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 *Quietly and furtively wipes her brow, glad Kidpen hasn't figured out how she knows everything.*
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted January 3, 2019 Posted January 3, 2019 Haha, I won't know what I am until Stormlight 5.
Nathrangking he/him Posted January 7, 2019 Posted January 7, 2019 I bring to you the songs of Terris old. Prophecies shrouded in mists will I reveal. Deeds once that once they are done will I judge. Signs to unfold will I witness. To bear the weight of worlds upon ones arms is to be the hero of ages.
StrikerEZ he/him Posted January 15, 2019 Posted January 15, 2019 I missed posting about Full Feruchemist, oops. And now I tell stories.
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 15, 2019 Posted January 15, 2019 Aw, now I'm a part of the Sons of Honor! For the record, the Sons of Honor have a terrible plan! No, Gavilar! Bad! Dumb dumb plan! I protest!
Turtle373 he/him Posted January 15, 2019 Posted January 15, 2019 Now I'm just target practice for Kelsier
The Sovereign Posted January 15, 2019 Posted January 15, 2019 Seeing as I am apparently a Dawnsinger now..."These Voidbringers know no songs. They cannot hear Roshar, and where they go, they bring silence. They look soft, with no shell, but they are hard. They have but one heart, and it cannot ever live."
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted January 16, 2019 Posted January 16, 2019 Well, it looks like I'm back. From the dead.
AonEne he/him Posted January 17, 2019 Posted January 17, 2019 On 1/14/2019 at 9:46 PM, whattheHoid said: Aw, now I'm a part of the Sons of Honor! For the record, the Sons of Honor have a terrible plan! No, Gavilar! Bad! Dumb dumb plan! I protest! But now...you really are Wit! Woo! And I'm a stone statue. Huh.
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 17, 2019 Posted January 17, 2019 Ooh! Look at all the Witticisms I give! So many! @AonEne But your a superpowers statue! With crazy OP fighting skills! Watchaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Lunamor she/her Posted January 19, 2019 Posted January 19, 2019 I just got “upgraded” from a lighteyes to an obligator.
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 19, 2019 Posted January 19, 2019 Nope! You're an Idrian Monk now! Don't be too flashy @Lunamor 1
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted January 19, 2019 Posted January 19, 2019 Yes, I bonded a Toastspren and became a Radiant! Whooo! 1
Sunbird she/her Posted January 20, 2019 Posted January 20, 2019 Aha! I have finally graduated from Bondsmith to Lerasium Mistborn! Fear my Allomancy. 1
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 Don't spike me with a Lerasium Spike! @Sunbird
Silva Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 This title...it's hard for me to accept. I don't want to serve the Lord Ruler! I don't want to be a member of the Steel Ministry! I don't want to be an obligator! 1
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 Silva hopefully you won't be in the employ of the Lord Ruler or Steel Ministry much longer!
old man moomba he/him Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 Why is "spren" the lowest rank you can have, but "Honorspren" and "Cryptic" are fairly high ranks. That's sprensist!
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 Yeah! Spren are bits of a god! They should be higher up! The lowest rank should be Moash! And then you can move up from there! 1
Calderis he/him Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 I have achieved the rank most fitting. 2
+Extesian he/him Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 6 minutes ago, Calderis said: I have achieved the rank most fitting. Love it. Would only be better if the rank was called "The Other One" And I guess given my rank, I can only ask of what service I may be, m'lord. ADMIRE MY PASSION 3
Calderis he/him Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Extesian said: And I guess given my rank, I can only ask of what service I may be, m'lord. Bring us.... A Shrubbery! 9
+Ark1002 Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 On 11/13/2018 at 2:17 PM, Firerust said: And apparently honorspren rank higher than Shardbearers. Knowing this pleases me. I should go behave capriciously and tease depressed bridgey bois. Yep. Truthless ranks higher than radiant squire? Highprince is better than Wyrn the king? Kalad's phantom... is higher than compounder... GOD BEYOND IS HIGHER THAN SCADRIAN WAFFLE COOK? 8
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 I'm now the Kings Wit. Fear my wrath, mostly coming in the form of witty repartee 1
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 (edited) Yeesh! What happened! I was once so witty, I was fit to Wit for the King and now alas, a Lord Prelan am I. This does not look too good as the last Lord Prelan was a deadbeat dad and slooted around with those poor mistreated Skaa. Therefore I shall revitalize the Steel Ministry by spiking everyone in the Ministry with some common sense and decency until, I, Hoid move on to some such other title. Edited January 25, 2019 by whattheHoid
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