These Stupid Ranks

[FriarFritz]

I'm a member of an ignored/unintentionally oppressed people group ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

And I am an oppressor.  Sigh.

[NameIess]

I am a... mindless zombie-ghost.

Edited August 3, 2020 by Nameless

[Nathrangking he/him]

Sometimes I do really ramble!!

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

1 hour ago, Nathrangking said:

Sometimes I do really ramble!!

Don't we all...

[Frustration]

I'm just an old dude,

That died

300 years ago

(Originator)

 

Edit:

Huh, Elantrian rank went by fast.

Wyrn the King now.

Edited August 20, 2020 by Frustration

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

I don't even remember what arbiter is from...

[Mat he/him]

I was a bone-white blood magic guy with alive evil dog-skeletons that followed my every command.

Now I predict the weather.

[FriarFritz]

10 hours ago, Matrim's Dice said:

I was a bone-white blood magic guy with alive evil dog-skeletons that followed my every command.

Now I predict the weather.

Hmm. I employ your previous incarnation.

[AonEne he/him]

18 hours ago, Spren of Kindness said:

I don't even remember what arbiter is from...

The Emperor’s Soul, they’re in the government. 

[Frustration]

I am now a Chromium ferring, despite already being a ferring, at a point in the past with a 1/16 chance to be a spinner, so this is just the shard saying, 'you are now high enough rank to now what metal you can store in'

Thanks shard.

[Channelknight Fadran]

This morning I was the Torturer of Heralds.

I think that speaks for itsel.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

I am a Silent Gatherer. I don't know if that's something besides what it sounds like, but it sounds like I'm basically a skaa, gathering food silently.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Just now, DramaQueen said:

I am a Silent Gatherer. I don't know if that's something besides what it sounds like, but it sounds like I'm basically a skaa, gathering food silently.

It's from Stormlight.

Stormlight spoilers

Spoiler

It's Taravangian's people who bleed terminal patients and gather death rattles.

 

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

3 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

It's from Stormlight.

Stormlight spoilers

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It's Taravangian's people who bleed terminal patients and gather death rattles.

 

Oh, yeah. It's been a while since I've read SA, I'm currently rereading both Mistborn eras, then I'm going to reread Stormlight Archive before RoW comes out.

[Frustration]

I am now an allomancer, a seer to be specific, and combined with being a spinner from last rank means I can sort of compound!

My phone autocorrected seer to deer.

He he funny.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

I’m a bloodsealer! Haha! Feel the wrath of my power!

[NameIess]

I am a... Svrakiss?!?! I guess I'm a ghost that can possess people now, awesome.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Whoohoo! I'm a Shardbearer!

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Yay! Nice job! I’m a. . . Bloodsealer? Woopee!

[FriarFritz]

I'm an obligator? Yosss...

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Nice. . .

[theTruthshaper]

I used to be a great artifabrian, pushing forward technological progress on Roshar, now I am a stupid, suicidal cult.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

I steal blood from people.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN”