These Stupid Ranks

[Channelknight Fadran]

2 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

“NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN”

STORM IT, TRUTH!!! I WILL DOWNVOTE ALL YOUR POSTS, UNFOLLOW YOU, and then REPORT YOU TO THE MODS FOR SPAMMING.

Spoiler

JK 

 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

3 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

STORM IT, TRUTH!!! I WILL DOWNVOTE ALL YOUR POSTS, UNFOLLOW YOU, and then REPORT YOU TO THE MODS FOR SPAMMING.

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JK 

 

Listen, it’s my job to sing the most beautiful of songs ever created by humanity every morning! If you got a problem, take it up with Honor!

or just give me more upvotes

Edited September 7, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Mat he/him]

On 9/6/2020 at 0:48 PM, Channelknight Fadran said:

Whoohoo! I'm a Shardbearer!

And less than 24 hours later you're a Full Shardbearer?!?

HOW

 

Edit: Apparently no one has posted here since that so to avoid the double post...

 

sONs oF HoNOr fEAr mE

 

Edit 2 cause this thread might be dead:

 

No.

Edited September 25, 2020 by Matrim's Dice

[AonEne he/him]

Come to me, children, and I will find you a boon and a bane, a gift of gentle laughter and a curse of glinting smile, something to raise you and grow you and sharpen you, something to nudge you and know you and find you your heart’s desire. 

For I am the Nightwatcher. 

Alternatively: 

“James, don’t stab anyone important with Nightblood. James, go save the world. No James doN’T TRUST THAT VOIDBRINGER, YOU GOOD SOUL YOU” 

@Wyndlerunner 

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

Come to me, children, and I will find you a boon and a bane, a gift of gentle laughter and a curse of glinting smile, something to raise you and grow you and sharpen you, something to nudge you and know you and find you your heart’s desire. 

For I am the Nightwatcher. 

Alternatively: 

“James, don’t stab anyone important with Nightblood. James, go save the world. No James doN’T TRUST THAT VOIDBRINGER, YOU GOOD SOUL YOU” 

@Wyndlerunner 

Ene, you blessed soul, you. Thanks for making my day a little brighter.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Someone remind me what a Svarkis (However you spell it) is.

Edit: I got 1 upvote and this question no longer matters.

Edited November 9, 2020 by Shard of Reading

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Well, @Shard of Reading, I'll answer anyway: it's the Fjorden word for demons, including elanrians, IIRC.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

5 hours ago, Trutharchivist said:

Well, @Shard of Reading, I'll answer anyway: it's the Fjorden word for demons, including elanrians, IIRC.

Thank you. I thought it was from elantris. (Which I've only read once)

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

So. . .
Hoid can’t compete!

Spoiler

 

[Ander Stormwindrunner he/him]

I have evolved from spren, to skaa, to spearman in a week. I hope I can become a bridgeman! 

Wait a minute...

[Ander Stormwindrunner he/him]

12 hours ago, Ander Stormwindrunner said:

I have evolved from spren, to skaa, to spearman in a week. I hope I can become a bridgeman! 

Wait a minute...

Yay! I have been...promoted? Demoted? What's up with this? Why am I carrying a bridge now? Noooooo not a plateau assault!

[Spectromixer he/him]

I feel like being a Spearman is still respectable all things considered 

Edited May 14, 2021 by Spectromixer

[Ander Stormwindrunner he/him]

Well, now I'm a noble after having been an ardent, so I guess I've had a good character arc.

[Bejarden he/him]

Misting

I have been waiting to have access to Investiture for so long

*sniff* I just...feel complete 

My life’s goal has been accomplished 

Spoiler

Next Goal: Shardbearer

 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

On 5/15/2021 at 6:43 PM, Bejardin1250 said:

Misting

I have been waiting to have access to Investiture for so long

*sniff* I just...feel complete 

My life’s goal has been accomplished 

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Next Goal: Shardbearer

 

Hey saaaame!

[Ander Stormwindrunner he/him]

Well, now you're both Silent Gatherers, so...

Begone, followers of the Diagram! You may only serve the Lord Ruler. Thus sayeth the Steel Ministry.

[Bejarden he/him]

3 hours ago, Ander Stormwindrunner said:

Well, now you're both Silent Gatherers, so...

Begone, followers of the Diagram! You may only serve the Lord Ruler. Thus sayeth the Steel Ministry.

Why would a Silent Gatherer help the LR? 

I want a Utopia, a perfect society, free from its chains...

What chains you ask?

The chains of freedom

 

[Ander Stormwindrunner he/him]

4 hours ago, Bejardin1250 said:

Why would a Silent Gatherer help the LR? 

I want a Utopia, a perfect society, free from its chains...

What chains you ask?

The chains of freedom

 

Do I detect...HERESY!!!!!!!!????

Prepare to be hung by a hook through your neck. 

[Bejarden he/him]

20 minutes ago, Ander Stormwindrunner said:

Do I detect...HERESY!!!!!!!!????

Prepare to be hung by a hook through your neck. 

Breaking the rules of your own religion I see

We have tampered with no Allomancy

We are beyond your reach 

No one can touch us 

No one can harm us

We are watching

Fear us always

Fear us now

 

 

 

 

[Ander Stormwindrunner he/him]

I have realized the error of my ways and been converted to Austrism. I am now an Idrian Monk in service to Austre, God of Colors. However, you Diagram-serving Silent Gatherers are still unholy heretics, but instead of setting Inquisitors on you I will go off into the mountains and hide.

[Frustration]

I am cannonically older than you.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

1 hour ago, Frustration said:

I am cannonically older than you.

But what if I'm not from Babathranam?

[Frustration]

Just now, Szeth_Pancakes said:

But what if I'm not from Babathranam?

...

 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Um

ok

[Ander Stormwindrunner he/him]

So now I'm an Arteth. Apparently they are followers of a religion on Sel. I need to talk to Sazed about finding a religion that I can stay in.