These Stupid Ranks

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I'm a King's Wit.

Hmm.

Hope Hoid isn't mad I took his job.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I'm a King's Wit.

Hmm.

Hope Hoid isn't mad I took his job.

I mean, he is the Queen's Wit now, so...

I'm a lighteyes. Which is not true in real life.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Oo, I’m the stormfather!! Rawwwrrrr I’m coming into your dreamsssss with stormlight and uh weird visions

[Aredor]

I kill mistborn for a living. And mistings. I'm not picky. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I am once again a pRaLiNe.

yUm.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I'ma mistborn!  

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

im a Ghostblood!

Edited June 4, 2024 by RoyalBeeMage

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Rats. How many anti-Elantrian Ranks can there be. My reign is over.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Forger. Beware my, uh... etched, oblong stones.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Misting here! Hope my metal is a cool one, like iron or bendalloy.

Spoiler

Pretty sure karma is gonna make me a gnat just for uttering the sentence above

 

Edited June 5, 2024 by Just a Silvereye

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

So, I'm a shardbearer...

This either means that A. I desecrate the bodies of dead spren or B. I'm a small god now.

CURSE YOU, AMBIGUITY!

[Edema Rue she/her]

On 6/4/2024 at 4:19 PM, Through The Living Glass said:

Forger. Beware my, uh... etched, oblong stones.

HEY LISTEN FORGERS ARE COOL

DONT DIMINISH YOURSELF

23 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

So, I'm a shardbearer...

This either means that A. I desecrate the bodies of dead spren or B. I'm a small god now.

CURSE YOU, AMBIGUITY!

HOW DAAAARREEE YOU NERDY, THOSE ARE MY CHILDREN

I THINK

maybe??

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

SOULCASTER. Imma turn ALL y'alls' houses into SMOKE AHAHAHA

FEAR ME

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

SOULCASTER. Imma turn ALL y'alls' houses into SMOKE AHAHAHA

FEAR ME

BUT If ur not radiant, then you'll end up like whatshername that girl that traveled to amina or whatever to heal herself then got poisended by the sleepless. Darn, I rly need to reread, 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

BUT If ur not radiant, then you'll end up like whatshername that girl that traveled to amina or whatever to heal herself then got poisended by the sleepless. Darn, I rly need to reread, 

we don't talk about that

[Treamayne]

2 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

4 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

SOULCASTER. Imma turn ALL y'alls' houses into SMOKE AHAHAHA

FEAR ME

BUT If ur not radiant, then you'll end up like whatshername that girl that traveled to amina or whatever to heal herself then got poisended by the sleepless. Darn, I rly need to reread, 

You mean (Oathbringer Spoilers):

Spoiler

Kaza and The First Dreams' trip to Aimia?

PS: I'm Radiant though (for now)

Really, more of a dull glow . . . at best

Edited June 8, 2024 by Treamayne

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Yeah! That! Savantism or savanthood or whatever. 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I'm Cobalt Guard.

Spoiler

Ready to get slaughtered by Sadeas trickery

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I'm Pahn Kahl.

Those stupid Hallendren idiots!!!! Can't even tell the difference between Pahn Kahl and Hallendren. Those idiots of a human!!! Forcing us noble and dignified Pahn Kahl to work their stupid dye fields! WE'RE THE ONES WHO WERE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE! The Tears of Edgli are OURS! HEAR THAT YOU HALLENDREN BLOBS?!! DIE YOU MONSTERS!! OUR DIGNIFIED RACE WITH NOT BE 2ND-CLASS ANY LONGER! WE WILL RISE LIKE THE BREAK OF DAWN! BOW BEFORE OUR MIGHT! Pahn Kahl!! 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I'm a SHAAAAAAAAAAADE. FEARRRRRRR MEEEEEEEEE. AHAHAHA.

Too bad I lost my memory. And my corporeal form. And any rational thought...

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I'm a gyorn. Time to run around yelling "convert or die"!

[Edema Rue she/her]

Oh my chasms guys

oh my sweet scudding chasms

I…

I’m…

I’M A DRAGON OH MY GOODNESS I AM A DRAGON THIS IS ALL I’VE EVER WANTED NO ONE GIVE ME REP EVER AGAIN

EDIT: to the three of you who repped this…I was probably asking for that I shouldn’t have said anything

Edited July 6, 2024 by Edema Rue

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

EDIT: to the three of you who repped this…I was probably asking for that I shouldn’t have said anything

Heheh... have another.

I'm a Seer!

Nice.

[Edema Rue she/her]

20 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Heheh... have another.

I'm a Seer!

Nice.

You fooooooools I just want to be a dragon

[Treamayne]

5 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

You fooooooools I just want to be a dragon 

Maybe we can convince the Powers that Be to add a feature to profiles for locking the rep title despite gaining rep.