These Stupid Ranks

[Edema Rue she/her]

Wait wait wait wait.

Why is Prime above Lerasium Mistborn? I feel cheated.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

6 hours ago, Ookla the Believer said:

Wait wait wait wait.

Why is Prime above Lerasium Mistborn? I feel cheated.

Must be an Amazon sponsorship

[Immortal Platypus]

9 hours ago, Ookla the Believer said:

Wait wait wait wait.

Why is Prime above Lerasium Mistborn? I feel cheated.

you should. That one hurts

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Hooray, I am now a performer of community service.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Well, I apparently died and became a violent ghost. Now I get to chase people who break the simple rules! Perhaps as a celebration I'll say a word or two about the vaguely Jewish inspiration for that part...

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

What am I?

[Lunamor she/her]

6 minutes ago, TheOokla929 said:

What am I?

You are a Twinborn. Ranks can be seen on a computer but I am not sure if it is possible to find your rank on mobile.

Edited December 17, 2023 by Lunamor

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

15 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

You are a Twinborn. Ranks can be seen on a computer but I am not sure if it is possible to find your rank on mobile.

Yeah, that’s why I asked. Thanks!

Also, Twinborn is a pretty cool one. 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I'm apparently a 'Silent Gatherer' 

Spoiler

I don't know what that even is lol  

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla-The-Stick said:

I'm apparently a 'Silent Gatherer' 

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I don't know what that even is lol  

 

You gather death rattles from people who die

Oooo Imma Void Bringer :3

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Raveness said:

You gather death rattles from people who die

Oooo Imma Void Bringer :3

Ahhh... thx lol

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VOID BRINGER!!!!

hehehe :3 

 

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

I am a... Soulcaster, ooh!

Edited December 17, 2023 by Ookla the Cheesy

[Edema Rue she/her]

I am...

Still bitter that I went from a lerasium mistborn to a prime.  

Edited December 17, 2023 by Ookla the Believer

[Wittles he/him]

I have Returned!! From where?? I know not!! But I have Returned!!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 hour ago, Wittles of Shinovar said:

I have Returned!! From where?? I know not!! But I have Returned!!

Returned from death, my friend! Returned to do.. something, commanded by Endowment  

I on the other hand, am Twinborn! I wonder which metals I've been blessed with the usage of?

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

I just saw that I joined the Cobalt Guard. I don't know who that is, I dont know what they do, I don't know how long it's been since I was recruited (I browse the Shard on mobile 99% of the time and you don't see ranks there), but I am a proud Cobalt Guard.

At your orders comma bracket fill in my superior's title and name bracket exclamation mark

[Lord Spirit he/him]

17 minutes ago, Just a Silvereye said:

I just saw that I joined the Cobalt Guard. I don't know who that is, I dont know what they do, I don't know how long it's been since I was recruited (I browse the Shard on mobile 99% of the time and you don't see ranks there), but I am a proud Cobalt Guard.

At your orders comma bracket fill in my superior's title and name bracket exclamation mark

Interestingly, you can see ranks if your on messages on mobile. 

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

20 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

Interestingly, you can see ranks if your on messages on mobile. 

Indeed, that's actually how I saw mine.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Yay.

I'm now a bloodsealer  

[Hatman he/him]

On 10/10/2023 at 5:57 PM, The Honorable One said:

Yes! No longer a Noble. Now I'm... what even is a Grand?

The people in charge of the Rose Empire. 

On 11/6/2023 at 3:18 PM, Just a Silvereye said:

Hazekiller yeah, fear me Allomancers

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Don't tell anyone that I'm actually terrified by the idea to have to fight to death against Kelsier

Isn't he the only person ever shown struggling against hazekillers? 

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

1 minute ago, Hatman said:

The people in charge of the Rose Empire. 

Ohhhh, thanks. I haven't read that in months.

[Edema Rue she/her]

HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP

I AM THE LORD RULER

BOW BEFORE ME

I WILL NOT HESITATE TO BEHEAD YOU ALL

YOU CAN USE MY NAME AS A CURSE WORD NOW

FEAR MEEEEEEEE

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

9 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

I AM THE LORD RULER

ONLY CHAOS IS THE LORD RULER

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

I'm the same rank as Hrathen, so... cool, I guess?

[Faerie Braids she/her]

I'm an obligator, now! I always thought their eye tatoos sounded really cool, so this has been my favourite rank so far.