These Stupid Ranks

[Ravenclawjedi42]

On 1/14/2024 at 8:17 PM, Faerie Braids said:

I'm an obligator, now! I always thought their eye tatoos sounded really cool, so this has been my favourite rank so far.

I loved the Obligator ranks. Speaking of…

LORD PRELAN MORE BUREAUCRATIC CULTING WOOOOOO!

[Edema Rue she/her]

On 1/14/2024 at 6:17 PM, Faerie Braids said:

I'm an obligator, now! I always thought their eye tatoos sounded really cool, so this has been my favourite rank so far.

5 hours ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

I loved the Obligator ranks. Speaking of…

LORD PRELAN MORE BUREAUCRATIC CULTING WOOOOOO!

Serve me...

Pretty please?

[Ravenclawjedi42]

1 hour ago, Edema Rue said:

Serve me...

Pretty please?

Forever, my God, Sliver of Immortality, Hero of Ages, Genocidal murderer, Father, Conqueror, Killer of Kelsier, First Emperor.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

What the crap is a Svrakiss?

[Ravenclawjedi42]

2 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

What the crap is a Svrakiss?

Something Selish. I forget what exactly.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Edema Rue said:

Serve me...

Pretty please?

NO!

11 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

What the crap is a Svrakiss?

Oh! It's a half-ghost, half-demon. Dilaf says that all Elantrians are Svrakiss.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

1 hour ago, Edema Rue said:

Serve me...

Pretty please?

Unfortunately, I am no longer an Obligator...

So, instead, I shall become the first Babsk to serve you! By your Alendi-Assassinating, Well-Warding, Ashmount-Assembling, and Kelsier-Killing glory and eminence, all of Thaylenah shall be converted to Sliverism!

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 hours ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

Forever, my God, Sliver of Immortality, Hero of Ages, Genocidal murderer, Father, Conqueror, Killer of Kelsier, First Emperor.

 

1 hour ago, Faerie Braids said:

Unfortunately, I am no longer an Obligator...

So, instead, I shall become the first Babsk to serve you! By your Alendi-Assassinating, Well-Warding, Ashmount-Assembling, and Kelsier-Killing glory and eminence, all of Thaylenah shall be converted to Sliverism!

I thank you both. I might kill you or your families at some point, but for the moment I accept your service.

(for legal reasons this is a joke)

1 hour ago, The cheeseman said:

What the crap is a Svrakiss?

I want to say it's like a religious monster?

[Treamayne]

4 hours ago, The cheeseman said:

What the crap is a Svrakiss?

3 hours ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

Something Selish. I forget what exactly.

Elantris Ch 6:

Spoiler

“Hate has weakened your ability to see, Arteth,” Hrathen said, hanging his breastplate on the wall beside his desk and smiling. He had just experienced a flash of brilliance; a portion of his plan suddenly fit into place. “You assume because Jaddeth did not give them powers, they did not have any.”

Dilaf’s face grew pale. “What you say is—”

“Not blasphemy, Arteth. Doctrine. There is another supernatural force besides our God.”

“The Svrakiss,” Dilaf said quietly.

“Yes.” Svrakiss. The souls of the dead men who hated Jaddeth, the opponents to all that was holy. According to Shu-Dereth, there was nothing more bitter than a soul who had had its chance and thrown it away.

Basically, the "Demons" of Shu-Dereth. . .

Edited January 22, 2024 by Treamayne
SPAG

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Sigh. I’m back.

The best ranks are always the shortest ones!

[Edema Rue she/her]

I AM A GOD!!

OF COLOR!!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

#gotaweirdskindisease

Edit:

#gotsomeawesomehealymcdealy:3 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I'm a bondsmith!!! :3

[Wittles he/him]

I have not one, but TWO cool magic powers! Time to go eat some metal and figure out what powers!

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Ima Stone Shamannnn

lol  

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

An arbiter... cool I guess?

[RaeTheRaven]

I can't remember what my rank is cos I'm on my phone and can't see it. But I do remember I got a new one

[Edema Rue she/her]

(you're a Prelan, Rae)

GUYS GUYS GUYS I'M A WORLDHOPPER

FINALLY

ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Wittles he/him]

3 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

(you're a Prelan, Rae)

GUYS GUYS GUYS I'M A WORLDHOPPER

FINALLY

ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AMAZING!!

YOU GO HOP THOSE WORLDS!! 

lol, I dont even know

[AonEne he/him]

The Broken One reigns.  

...hold on, who is the Broken One? Odium, right? We're pretty sure of that but *checks the Coppermind* I think we technically don't have confirmation? So I'm a mysteryyyyyy 

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

1 minute ago, AonEne said:

The Broken One reigns.  

...hold on, who is the Broken One? Odium, right? We're pretty sure of that but *checks the Coppermind* I think we technically don't have confirmation? So I'm a mysteryyyyyy 

I think it's Honor, since he was Shattered. He's--quite literally--broken. However! the quote says "Three of sixteen once ruled. Now, the Broken One reigns," and you can't rule if you're dead.

I don't think.

[Titan Arum]

I've toiled for many years to become a Savant! Not just any Savant, but an Aluminum Gnat Savant. My mother would not be proud. 

[Trutharchivist he/him]

I have managed to become...Ummm...

Essentially a Voidbringer, but with a cooler title.

In theory it's very temporal, but I am not prone to getting reputation points, so I may savour it. I may even do so by talking about 666 and how it's a Christian thing to asociate this number with Evil! (Unsurprisingly, considering it's from the New Testament - Book of Revelation, was it?)

[Edema Rue she/her]

OooOOoooooo…

I am the nightwatcher

Come to me, mortals, and I shall grant you boons and banes as I see fit. 

I pinky promise I’m not biased. 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

My rank is once at odds with my username

hmm……